At noon the next day, when Liu Jiangtao finally got up and was ready for breakfast, Pork Rong came!

No, to be precise, I waited for Liu Jiangtao all morning!

I waited until dawn, and waited until everyone else had finished lunch, and then this guy got up!

If it weren't for the faint snoring sound coming from this guy, Pork Rong would have thought that this guy had gone out!

This can also sleep, others are already very lazy to sleep until the sun is three poles, you are good, are you ready to sleep until dark?

I don't know why, since meeting Liu Jiangtao, Pork Rong feels that he has instantly become a spit star.

"Hey, Da Rongrong is here? Sent pork to the poor road? Hey, where's your pig? Did you roast and eat it? ”

I'll go!

You're just roasting and eating!

Your whole family is grilled and eaten!

No, this guy seems to have really roasted and eaten it yesterday, and it tastes so fragrant!

But the master didn't let me come, otherwise I would be able to taste what kind of taste Da Rongrong would have.

Phew, why do I still call myself Da Rongrong!

Sick!

Looking at Pork Rong, whose face changed and changed, Liu Jiangtao was surprised!

When did this guy have this unique skill?

It didn't appear in the movie!

"Rongrong, when did you learn to change your face? Could it be that I learned it from a Sichuan opera master before? ”

Become your sister!

Lao Tzu, this is scared by you!

Although he wanted to complain and complain, Pork Rong still finished his words very calmly:

"The master asked me to tell you, and I can go to Baozhilin to eat in the future!"

Ha?

So good?

"So what's so embarrassing? Hahaha......"

While talking, Liu Jiangtao closed the door neatly, locked it, and then walked quickly to Bao Zhilin!

Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who walked straight to Bao Zhilin, the corners of Pork Rong's mouth twitched!

Damn, what an eye-opener!

How can there be such a brazen person in the world?

Walking into Baozhilin, Liu Jiangtao greeted Huang Feihong, who was sitting on a stool drinking tea:

"Morning, Master Huang!"

"Morning ...... Early? ”

Huang Feihong was instantly stunned!

Looking at the depressed Pork Rong who followed Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong was really a little confused!

I'll go, this guy won't just wake up, right?

I remember that when I was just dawning, I asked Pork Rong to invite Liu Jiangtao to come over for dinner, yes, I went just after dawn, why didn't I come back now?

After breakfast, I went to the Black Flag Army, and then I came back and started eating, and I thought that this guy had already had breakfast, no, I even had lunch and left, listening to the meaning of this, this guy hasn't eaten breakfast yet?

Really didn't eat?

Sure enough, Liu Jiangtao's words in the next second once again verified the bad premonition in Huang Feihong's heart-

"Master Huang, I don't know when we're going to have breakfast? The poor people are hungry! ”

Ha, hahaha!

thought that Liu Jiangtao had already eaten this guy, so Huang Feihong didn't leave food for this guy at all!

This, how?

"Why don't you drink some water first?"

The corners of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched!

"Drink water? That's right, drinking water on an empty stomach in the morning is conducive to detoxification, and it is the supreme magic weapon for beauty! Master Huang really deserves to be a miracle doctor, and the poor Tao has been taught, so drink water first, and then eat! ”

Saying that, Liu Jiangtao didn't know at all and turned around and walked to the kitchen politely, just like entering his own kitchen, he found the water tank familiarly, and looked at the water tank full of water, Liu Jiangtao habitually drank three more scoops!

The corners of Huang Feihong's mouth, who had been following him, twitched!

Sure enough, it's you!

It was you last night!

Ya Cha Su looked at the edge of the water tank carefully, and thought back to the water in the water tank last night, and then suddenly realized!

It turned out that the master invited Liu Jiangtao to come over for dinner, just to see how much water he drank!

A master is a master, and through this method, you will know last night's assassin!

Ya Cha Su really admires Huang Feihong's five-body throw!

Of course, if Liu Jiangtao knew that Ya Mo Su would judge that he was at this moment last night because of how much water he drank, he would definitely exclaim-

"I'm poking, my teeth rub Su's brain has a groove! There is a ditch in the cliff! How could a normal person think this way? ”

Liu Jiangtao didn't know, so he didn't complain.

"Ya Cha Su, go and prepare breakfast for Mr. Liu!"

Two words for breakfast, Huang Feihong bites very hard!

Ma Dan, there are still people who have breakfast at this time, how lazy is this, I have even eaten lunch!

Huang Feihong, who twitched the corners of his mouth, led the way in front, led Liu Jiangtao to take a detour, deliberately walked to the 'battlefield' last night, and deliberately pointed to the fallen leaf next to the big blade and said:

"Mr. Liu really deserves to be a god operator, Fei Hong really met the assassin last night, and fought with the assassin here for 300 rounds, so he was dangerous and dangerous, I don't know if Fei Hong has survived the catastrophe?"

Ha?

Survived the catastrophe?

Master Huang, you really deserve to be the master of the tooth rubbing, and you also have a groove in your brain!

However, why did Lao Tzu say it?

Is there anyone else who has a gap in their brain?

Could it be a tooth rub?

Of course, none of this is a problem, the question is, how does the big blade next to it look so familiar?

I also seem to have an identical big blade!

Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao laughed and said:

"Hahaha, Master Huang, Poor Dao also has a big blade that is exactly the same as this one, I didn't expect you to have the same one, could it be that this is the legendary hero who sees it the same?"

Great minds think alike?

Is it because you have a big blade that is exactly like you, you are a hero?

Finish?

Phew, Lao Tzu doesn't have a big blade, this knife is obviously your good cut?

"Mr. Liu, don't you feel that this knife is very familiar? Hold it exactly the same as your knife? ”

Exactly the same grip?

At this time, a certain man with a head full of paste vaguely remembered that he seemed to have thrown a knife on the ground last night!

"Hahaha, Master Huang is really joking! It's true, this knife is really poor! ”

Ha?

So simply admit it?

I thought you'd talk about something else, but I just didn't admit it.

However, this is a good man, true temperament! But, why do you always feel that the style of painting is a little crooked?

In the next second, when Liu Jiangtao opened his mouth to speak, Huang Feihong realized that what he had just thought was a complete waste of expression-

"Hahaha, a bald donkey stole my razor last night, I've been looking for it for a long time, I didn't expect to be here with you, thank you so much! Master Huang, hahaha......"

Your sister! I know that you will not admit it!

However, this is the thief and bald donkey that Lao Tzu knows!

The style of painting has finally turned!

Huang Feihong didn't speak, but Pork Rong next to him spoke:

"Mr. Liu, isn't this your pig-killing knife? No, is it a kitchen knife for slices of pork? How did it become a razor? Could it be ......"

Pork Rong showed a cheap smile on his face!

Could it be that your face is pork?

Isn't your head going to be a pig's head?

Looking at Pork Rong's cheap expression, Liu Jiangtao knew that this guy didn't think of anything good!

Will this keep him going?

So, just open your mouth to interrupt:

"What is it? Isn't it okay to use it to slice pork and shave your face when you're fine? ”

Ha?

And this kind of sassy operation?

However, if you say yes, you can do it, and you can be happy.

"Oh, speaking of this knife, the poor road is full of emotion......"

Knife still emotional?

"This treasure knife that has been treasured for a long time by the poor road, but it has made a great contribution to the poor road! With this knife, he has slipped pork, chopped wood, and beaten people! Therefore, Poor Dao's feelings for this knife are still very deep! ”

That's right, yesterday I barbecued pork and used it to chop wood at night, and then cut it into a wooden knife, and of course, I used this knife to slap the face of the leader of the Shahe Gang!

Looking at Liu Jiangtao with an emotional face, Pork Rong couldn't hold back anymore-

"Mr. Liu, it seems that you bought this knife at Blacksmith Liu at the intersection two days ago, and you also gave Blacksmith Liu a silver dollar! It just so happened that I was delivering pork to Blacksmith Liu that day, and I saw it! ”

Really?

And such a coincidence?

It seems that you will have to see the surrounding environment clearly in the future with 13!

Otherwise, if you can't pretend to be 13, you will likely become a stupid 13!

However, how could this stump a man whose skin was thicker than a shield?

"Da Rongrong, you're in love! Although the knife of Poor Dao has not followed Poor Dao for a long time, it has experienced a lot of things, and Poor Dao has feelings for it! It's a pity that it was stolen by a thief bald donkey last night, it's really annoying to me, fortunately I found it here in Master Huang, otherwise Poor Dao would definitely not be able to sleep tonight! ”

I'll go, master, is it really okay for you to call yourself a thief and a bald donkey in front of yourself?

At this time, Ya Cha Su pointed to the monk's robe on Liu Jiangtao's body and stammered:

Liu ...... Liu...... Mr. Liu, you ...... You're not wearing a ...... No...... It's a monk...... Monk's robes? ”

Ha?

I'm wearing a monk's robe?

Liu Jiangtao glanced at the clothes on his body, hey, it's really a monk's robe!

I went, and when I went out, I was in a hurry and forgot to change my clothes!

Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao suddenly stuck the long knife on the ground, folded his hands, and said solemnly:

"It turns out that the poor monk is wearing a monk's robe, okay, today the poor monk is a monk, you just forgot about the poor monk who called himself a poor monk, well, even if you can't forget it, you automatically replace the poor road with the word poor monk in your memory! Oh rice tofu! ”

"Boom!"

There was a thunderclap in the sky!

Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, Liu Jiangtao pondered slightly and said:

"It seems that even the heavens are jealous of the wisdom of the poor monks! Oh rice tofu, people with great wisdom are so outstanding! ”

Ya Cha Su: "......"

Pork Rong: "......"

Huang Feihong: "......"

There are such brazen people in the world!

Ignoring the confused master and apprentice, Liu Jiangtao pulled out his long knife and said with emotion:

"Ah, I really didn't expect that there would be such a wise and necessary person in the world like a poor monk who would be able to discover this unique treasure knife from among the many swords! I really hope to be able to meet this handsome and chic, extraordinary temperament, loved by everyone, and blooming flowers! Hey, there are not many heroes like the poor monk in the world! Oh rice tofu! ”

As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao showed an emotional expression of hating to meet such a heroic figure!

(End of chapter)