Chapter Seventy-Two: Eat Breakfast Well or Not Too Much
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was emotional, the words sounded in the hearts of the three of them again-
There are such brazen people in the world!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who still wanted to sigh again, Pork Rong spoke first:
"Master, I'll go prepare breakfast for Mr. Liu!"
Breakfast two words, pork Rong bite is particularly heavy!
"Division...... Master, I'm ...... I'll go too! ”
After speaking, Ya Cha Su also ran away with Pork Rong, leaving Huang Feihong alone to accompany Liu Jiangtao!
Looking at the two apprentices who escaped, Huang Feihong wanted to cry without tears!
It's really speechless to have such a land!
I'm so tired, I miss Aunt Thirteen!
Ya Cha Su and Pork Rong prepared breakfast very quickly, and soon, a large plate of pork head meat, a large plate of fat sausages, a large plate of stewed pork, and a large pot of pork bone broth, plus a large bucket of rice appeared on the dinner table!
Looking at the food on the table, Huang Feihong sighed again-
So many meals, Mr. Liu finished eating alone?
Even if it's your pork Rong, no, one pork Rong must not be able to eat, at least five pork Rong can be eaten!
Looking at a pair of satisfied pork Rong and excited red teeth, Huang Feihong sighed again-
I'm so tired, I really want to kill these two goods!
I don't know if killing my apprentice will affect my handsome and chic image in the heart of Aunt Thirteen!
Although Huang Feihong was very emotional, he was very polite on the surface:
"Mr. Liu, please have breakfast!"
Well, this guy's breakfast is still, well, greasy!
Not to mention breakfast, even if it's lunch, I've never eaten it so greasy.
"In that case, the poor monk is welcome! Oh rice tofu, the Buddha is on top, the poor monk is eating! ”
As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao grabbed a chopstick fat intestine and threw it into his mouth, chew it, chew it, well, it's not bad, at least it's much better than what he did!
That's right, this guy has basically cooked cooked, except for fried eggs!
Because the fried eggs in this house are all scorched and bitter, anyway, they can't master the heat well.
However, there is also a food in the world called instant noodles, and someone's boiled water is really good, so there is one more person in the world!
A garbage collection system has one more host!
Of course, a certain lady-like man who was eating didn't think that he still had a system, let alone two more tasks to complete!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was gobbling up, the corners of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, this time he didn't want to laugh, but tangled!
I said, Master, is it really good for you to eat meat in a monk's robe?
Are you really not afraid that the Buddha will kill you?
Although you have a backstage, but your backstage is Yuan Shi Tianzun, and it is the Buddha who killed you this time!
Looking at the food that was quickly wiped out, Pork Rong, who had not yet eaten breakfast and lunch, couldn't sit still, and said directly:
"Master
Is it really good for you to eat meat like this? ”
That's right, there is more than one person who thinks like Huang Feihong, and there is also Pork Rong!
Of course, tooth rubbing is no exception:
"Yes...... Someone will...... It's going to kill you! ”
Although he didn't say it, he felt that Liu Jiangtao should be able to understand, although you are a fake monk, but after all, you are a monk, you eat meat so much, the Buddha must not kill you?
Then, Ya Cha Su was disappointed......
"Who dares to kill me? Don't know who I'm backstage? ”
Ha?
You are Yuan Shi Tianzun in the background, we all know ah, you said it yesterday!
Phew, Yuan Shi Tianzun is not your backstage, you didn't take it seriously yesterday!
"I'm a Buddha in the background! If anyone dares to kill me, he is not afraid that the ancestors of the Buddha will kill him? ”
I'll go......
Everyone once again has a new understanding of Liu Jiangtao's shamelessness!
Especially the tooth rub Su, this thing is scared to cry without tears!
What I want to say is, it's the Buddha who wants to kill you, okay?
Is it really okay for you to make such a joke about the Buddha?
While the three of them were entangled, a large bucket of rice was completely cleaned!
Of course, there is also a large plate of pork head meat, a large plate of fat sausages, and a large plate of stewed pork!
"Oh, it's so refreshing!"
Phew, you finally ate well, fortunately you left me a pot of bone broth for Da Rongrong! Even if you drink the soup in a bowl, at least there will be some soup left, right?
Then in the next second, Pork Rong was dumbfounded, because someone didn't use the bowl at all, and directly picked up the basin and poured it into his mouth......
That's right, you read that right, it's the word - pour!
"Hulahulahula......"
It's like feeding pigs, it's like a fairy drinking soup, and a big pot of bone broth is gone!
Not a drop left!
Pork Rong wants to cry without tears!
However, seeing the big bones in the basin, the pork Rong came to the spirit, Liu Jiangtao, a fake monk, should not eat the bones!
If this guy eats the bones, he'll admit it!
Of course, Liu Jiangtao can't eat bones, but this guy can eat bone marrow!
I saw that this guy didn't dislike himself for not washing his hands after going to the toilet, so he just picked up the bones and started to swallow......
Like a mouse, it squeaked and crushed the bones, and then pouted and sucked the chrysanthemum, and a bone marrow was gone......
After sucking again, a bone marrow entered the stomach......
If you suck it again, the bones will be left with bone dregs......
Pork Rong raised his head forty-five degrees and looked up at the sky, wanting to cry without tears-
Kill me, O God!
How can there be such a brazen person in this world?
Eating at someone else's house, I didn't even leave my bone marrow!
"Ah, finally eaten!"
Liu Jiangtao wiped the greasy corners of his mouth with his monk's robe with satisfaction......
Looking at Liu Jiangtao's unscrupulous movements, the corners of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched again!
He felt that in his life, the corners of his mouth twitched as much as in the past few days!
Could it be that when you meet a thief monk, the corners of your mouth twitch a lot?
"Since Mr. Liu is full......"
Without waiting for Huang Feihong to finish speaking, Liu Jiangtao suddenly showed a confused look-
"Full? What is full? ”
Ha?
You haven't eaten enough?
Ya Cha Su said directly:
"You...... Didn't you say...... Say you eat...... Have you eaten well? ”
"yes, I eat it...... I ate it, but I didn't eat it...... Eat your fill! ”
Someone said unscrupulously in a tone that wiped his teeth.
, I didn't eat enough!
That's not enough!
That's all five pork Rong amounts!
Ya Cha Su raised his head at 45 degrees and obliquely looked up at the sky, wanting to cry without tears......
Huang Feihong opened his mouth, and wanted to say that since this is the case, then eat more, but he really can't say it!
My heart is so tired, I really want to look up at the sky at 45 degrees!
But he couldn't!
If he does the same, then the scene will be cold!
Just when Huang Feihong looked at Liu Jiangtao, he saw a certain thief monk slowly raise his head, and then obliquely looked up forty-five degrees to the sky......
Can I poke you swollen like this?
Doesn't Lao Tzu look embarrassed when you do this?
Just when Huang Feihong was struggling with whether to look at the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees, Liu Jiangtao spoke:
"Confucius said: Eat well for breakfast, be full for lunch, and eat little for dinner! This sentence has always been recognized by the poor monks, so the poor monks have always eaten five points full for breakfast! ”
Ha?
When did Confucius say this?
Why haven't I heard of it?
Also, your old man eats so much, he has eaten the amount of five pork Rong, is it really just five points full?
My heart is so tired, I really want to look at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees!
Looking at the gloomy sky, Huang Feihong noticed that he had already obliquely looked at the sky at 45 degrees!
Huang Feihong:
"I didn't expect to see the sky from this angle!"
Pork Honor:
"That's right, looking at the rolling of dark clouds, there is a kind of mountain rain about to come, and the wind is full of magnificence!"
Tooth rubbing:
"Rain...... Rain...... Rain ......"
It rained for a long time, and there was no rain in the tooth rub Su!
Then Liu Jiangtao slowly spoke:
"Knowing that the rain is coming, aren't you going to collect your clothes?"
"That's right, collect the clothes!"
Pork Rong instantly lowered his head, but found that Ya Cha Su had already run out!
Looking at the teeth that ran faster than monkeys, Pork Rong muttered-
"Running so fast, grabbing gold!"
Then, he ran away too, faster than the tooth rub!
Look
The two apprentices who ran away, Huang Feihong's face was full of confusion, should he kill these two apprentices, and then change to two slow runners to play?
I just don't know if it will affect my handsome and chic image in the heart of Aunt Thirteen!
Thinking of Aunt Thirteen, Huang Feihong felt a lot less angry in his heart, but he still wanted to say-
I'm so tired, I really want to kill those two apprentices!
Just when Huang Feihong was about to find a topic to continue talking to Liu Jiangtao, he found that someone had already run out, running faster than Pork Rongdu!
Seeing this, Huang Feihong felt that it was better for him to keep his head up and look at the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees-
Hey, I'm so tired, I really want to kill this!
Hey?
By the way, forget about business!
I'm not looking for this guy to eat today, the main purpose is to pull this guy in, phew, what the hell is it?
I tried this guy's kung fu yesterday, although it's just a knife technique, but this knife technique is too suitable for use on the battlefield!
Although your own fist is much stronger than your sword technique, you can't let a soldier fight against someone else's sword and gun with his fist on the battlefield.
Therefore, weapons still need to be used, and knife skills still need to be practiced!
Originally, I thought about it, I must drag this guy to join the Black Flag Army, but why did I only think about killing this guy when I saw this guy and forgot about business?
Even if this goods give themselves two gold bricks, they can't change this idea!
Is this guy really so undercuted?
No, I have to go to Lord Liu to discuss!
"Boom la la ......"
God, it's raining!
Huang Feihong walked out with an umbrella, and glanced at the photo studio that was closing the door and hanging out the closing flag from a distance.
It's been open for so long, and there hasn't been a single photographer, but he robbed a few pieces of ocean from the Shahe Gang, and then robbed himself of a breakfast!
Could it be that the real identity of this guy is not a photographer, but a robber?
With a wry smile, Huang Feihong shook his head, or it sounds better to say that this guy is not doing a proper job, although this guy has more side jobs-
Buddhists, Westerners, fortune tellers, and one is a robber!
(End of chapter)