Chapter 792: Sand Sculpture Solitaire
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The benefits of faith energy brought by simply telling jokes are far less than those that can be obtained by allowing water friends to participate.
In this case, why don't you take advantage of the trend to start a new live show?
I thought I wouldn't get pregnant if I tried it.
Chen Mo said into the microphone:
"Ladies and gentlemen.
Hangwang has been trying to add new types of live programs.
Today, I want to watch a show called "Sand Sculpture Solitaire".
The rules are simple.
I'll give a plot, and the last sentence will be done by the barrage.
Whoever has the most sand sculpture and the most fun solitaire, then the hanging king will reward him with a Demon God's Punishment skin.
In addition, 1888 yuan in cash will be rewarded!
Of course, if I'm not satisfied with everyone's comments, I'll send my own sand sculpture review. β
"I'll rub!"
"Looking forward to it!!"
"This show is amazing, it's so novel!"
"That's right, a novel show, and so many rewards."
"The Demon God's Punishment skin is now fried in the market to more than 100,000 one!"
"There's a lot of cash prizes!"
Really.
When it comes to money, sailors are excited!
A wave of faith energy was also recorded.
Chen Mo couldn't help but sigh, no wonder office workers like to follow rich bosses.
It's the same with live streaming here!
Coughing twice, Chen Mo said, "It's coming, it's coming!" The plot of the first sand sculpture solitaire is as follows:
You take a big orange and give it to the cute girl at the front table.
She smiled and said thank you.
Later, a boy came to talk to her.
When he saw the orange, he said to her, "Peel it and eat it, and we'll each have half of it."
The girl said, "It's good for you to eat."
Your heart is sour......
Well, solitaire in a word! Look who's more sand sculptures! β
"I'll come first! After hearing this, your heart was sour, you already knew that you would send her stinky tofu! β
"Poof...... Stinky tofu ......"
"Your heart is sour after hearing this, and tears come out."
"Upstairs...... Are you sure it's a sand sculpture solitaire? β
"After hearing this, your heart was sour, and you sent her ten more oranges, trying to support the girl."
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The audience started to come alive.
However, it is clear that their talent is limited.
There weren't a few barrages that caused a stir.
Chen Mo smiled and said, "Listen to me."
After you listened, your heart soured.
I feel like I can have a boy. β
A sore heart...... Feel like you can have a boy?
What kind of sand sculpture ending is this Nima!!
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
"The sand sculpture is exploding!"
"What is more stinky tofu than sending stinky tofu, and what is a sand sculpture that supports the dead girl!"
"I see, I kind of understand how the show is played."
"Come again! Hang the king again! I promise to be more sand sculpted than you! β
"Me too! I've already figured out the routine! β
Chen Mo smiled and said, "Are you sure you have touched the routine?" Good! I'll have another one!
You and your girlfriend bought hairy crabs.
After steaming, the fat is oily, and it is so delicious!
The two of them ate one by one, and they ate with relish.
Then you say to her, "Honey, I have found a problem.
She said: What's the problem?
You say: Our number of hairy crabs is 5, which is not enough for the average score.
She pondered for a moment......"
"I'm coming! She pondered for a moment and quickened the movement of her hand! β
"Upstairs is wide, but sometimes normal couples will do this as a joke, not enough sand sculptures."
She pondered for a moment and said, "Then let's throw one away!"
"Poof...... Throw one away, the brain circuit is clear! β
"It's okay to throw one away! Enough sand sculptures! β
"Hahahaha, throw away one and laugh at me!"
Chen Mo was also happy.
Well, 5 is not enough points, throw away one and 4, enough points.
Indeed, sand sculptures!
Chen Mo immediately said: "Throw away one of that sailors."
Demon God's Punishment Skin and 1888 Cash Rewards, I sent you a private message in the background.
Congratulations! β
Don't want the award-winning sailor to be surprised!
1888 cash is nothing!
The key is the redemption code for that Demon God's Punishment!
It's 100,000 yuan on the market!!!
It's like buying a lottery ticket, but it's much more likely than buying a lottery ticket!
Than sand sculptures?
Many people are sand sculptures in reality!
They have self-confidence, and no one is more sand sculpted than themselves!
"Come again!"
"Hey, I don't believe it, I can't get a reward!"
"Next time I'll definitely be more sand sculptures!"
"The grand prize is mine!! Don't rob me!! β
Popularity soared!!
Faith energy soars!!
Chen Mo finally understood the meaning of the phrase money makes people crazy.
"The last sand sculpture solitaire! Listen up! Very short!
The most sand sculpture, the Demon God's Punishment skin and the 1888 cash prize are yours! β
"To celebrate that you and the scumbag finally broke up.
Your friends......"
Only two sentences.
But this made the heads of the sailors bigger.
How does this sand sculpture work?
"Your friends are celebrating with their crowns? No, this is normal operation, not sand sculpture at all......
It seems that the grand prize is not worth it......"
"Your friends are so sad! How? I feel sorry for the scumbag, it's a sand sculpture, right? β
"Upstairs, you're not funny at all, it's embarrassing."
"Ahhh How can this be enough for sand sculptures? β
"I can't imagine it at all!"
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I waited ten minutes.
There was no barrage that satisfied Chen Mo at all.
Chen Mo had no choice but to say: "Is it so difficult to give away the grand prize?"
Okay, let's announce the answer to the king.
To celebrate that you and the scumbag finally broke up.
Your friends have all broken up with this scumbag. β
Broke up with this scumbag?
Nima!
Meaning, before this, the scumbag had so many girlfriends at once!
"Convincing!"
"Hanging King, you are a real sand sculpture!!"
"I really admire the brain circuits of the king. What does this brain think? It can be such a sand sculpture! β
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After the end of the show.
Chen Mo started today's chaotic game session.
"Okay, old irons.
What we're going to mess into today is the game "Fantasy Journey to the West".
Speaking of this game, I have to talk about the junior high school of the hanging king.
At that time, the king's family was poor.
In order to buy the point card of "Fantasy Journey to the West".
I sold all the scrap and stuff at home.
In this way, I can only barely support the Internet fee of two yuan an hour, and I can't afford to buy a point card for 15 yuan!
Everyone else is crazy about leveling up in "Fantasy Journey to the West", catching babies and doing various activities.
I can only set up a stall there, run darts, and be a second-class peddler.
The money earned can only be consigned from the official place in exchange for point cards.
So that my number will not be on because there is no point card. β
"I know that many sailors have not played Fantasy Journey to the West, but most of the turn-based games you play are imitations of this game.
And I'm only messing around with this one time.
It can be regarded as a commemoration of the dead youth of the hanging king!
Please allow the king to be willful once. β
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