Chapter 791: Sister Li scolded angrily!
Everyone was disgusted by Sister Li's money-worshipping behavior.
In Chen Mo's live broadcast room, water friends have swiped the screen!
"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
"Hang the king, if you dare to reward her, I will take off the powder directly!"
"Hanging the king is not stupid...... How is it possible to tip? ”
"I'm very Sister Li's behavior of being an anchor and asking for a tip. But someone like Sister Li is blatantly asking for money.
I really haven't seen it! It's disgusting! ”
“……”
See the reality is almost.
Chen Mo said very calmly: "Oh, it's okay, I'm just going to video you to show you that I'm rich."
Nothing else, bye-bye. ”
After speaking, Chen Mo did not hang up the video.
Instead, they put the cash back in stacks.
It's like a nobody!
This wave of operations directly made Sister Li dumbfounded!
Say yes, what about the tip?
Okay, what about tens of millions of local tyrants?
Are you kidding me?
Video with me just to show me that you have money?
Sister Li: "What a, you!
What about teasing the old lady?
What about money?
What about tipping?
I'm simply #¥%#%......"
The angry Sister Li began to scream and curse frantically.
Chen Mo looked at it and clicked the report button very calmly.
His account has been changed to the most advanced consumption account.
There are specialized manual processing channels.
It took less than a minute to report.
That's where the superpipe comes.
Immediately afterwards, the sailors on Huya's side saw a black ......
Sister Li's live broadcast room was blocked!
"Wow, Huya's super tube is really efficient!"
Chen Mo smiled and said, "How many points do you give for this wave of operations?" ”
"Full !!"
"Hahahaha, the live broadcast room has been blocked!"
"I lost two million-level tyrants, and I was blocked in the live broadcast room, you are simply 999,6 times over!!"
"Poof...... I've just seen someone post on Weibo to report Sister Li, saying that her live broadcast remarks were inappropriate. ”
"Hahaha, I also saw it, those few people who reported it are still fans of Sister Li, and it seems that they also bought 1400 > "Sister Li has lost a lot of fans again!"
"Awesome!!"
"Hang the king!!"
“……”
After playing this game.
Chen Mo took two more sips of tea.
"Strange, why do you feel so panicked today?"
Chen Mo felt that his heartbeat was a little fast and scary.
The skin is also starting to take on a layer of pink.
The body temperature is also unusually high.
But he didn't care so much.
Continue streaming.
"Okay old irons, two jokes, let's get into the game."
"In Europe and the United States, at the 18-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, parents will buy him a locomotive or a car.
In South Korea, when a child is 18 years old, parents will give a sum of money and say: I'm sorry to make you ugly, let them go for plastic surgery.
And in your house, when you are 18 years old, your parents will stroke your dog's head and say with emotion:
Kid, 18 years old? That's enough for a sentence!!! ”
"Poof......
"It's heart-piercing!!"
"I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"
"This has to make my parents unhappy before I think I can be sentenced!"
Bite!
"System prompt: The host is detected to be telling a joke, do you want to enable the [Sound Immersion] skill?"
"Do you still need to ask? Open it decisively! ”
Chen Mo said again: "Yesterday, I passed through that dim alley again.
The red neon lights were shining in the hut.
I was smoking a cigarette when I suddenly heard a cry from inside:
'Little handsome guy, come and play~~~'
Lao Tzu threw away the cigarette butt at once, and smiled disdainfully:
'Don't you ride crazy this time?' ’
Then, I flew and pounced......"
Speaking of this, Chen Mo paused.
And at this time.
Affected by the Sound Immersion ability.
That kind of image appeared directly in the minds of sailors.
Everyone was excited!
"!!"
"I seem to have only seen this kind of plot in old Hong Kong-style movies!"
"It's so exciting!!"
"Go on, I'm seeing the excitement!"
"I seem to see the young lady in the alley smiling at me!"
"The chickens are moving, !!"
And yet at this very moment.
Chen Mo's painting style has changed:
"I flew up and pounced......
I invested a coin.
The familiar song rang out: 'Daddy's daddy is called grandpa!'
Daddy's mom called grandma ......'"
Then the scene in the minds of the sailors also changed with the style of painting.
In the originally dim alley, all kinds of red lights, all kinds of stockings, and the scene of the (harmonious) milk lady.
Now it's a village commissary.
There were a few jubilant toy cars parked in front.
They saw themselves sitting on top of a toy car like a sand sculpture.
Silly and evilly, while riding, he said:
"Look at Lao Tzu, don't ride crazy you this time!
You little slut! ”
Everyone, especially the boys, wilted in an instant.
"Damn, what kind of sand sculpture is this!!"
"Crazy Ride...... Joyful toy cars? ”
"The sudden commotion flashed the old man's waist!"
"Okay, what about Miss Red Light? How did it become a toy car? ”
"Poofhahahaha...... I'm laughing to death...... Daddy's dad called grandpa ......"
"Tainyima sand sculpture, ah!!"
After telling this paragraph, Chen Mo felt that his heart was getting hotter and hotter.
He went to the fridge and grabbed a can of iced Coke and drank it all in one go, only then did he feel better.
"On a dark night, I was standing in front of the coffee house with my blind date, and it was raining outside.
I suddenly said very chicly: 'The umbrella is given to you, you hold it, don't catch a cold.' ’
Her eyes moistened a little: 'What about you?' ’
Guess what I said at this time? Chen Mo said.
"Under normal circumstances, it must be something that moves the blind date, right?"
"The king of hanging is so fond of pretending, he must have said something very pretending."
"Hanging Wang: It's okay baby, it doesn't matter if I have a cold."
"You say, I'm strong, and I'm fine ten times a night. This must have made the blind date fall to the ground. ”
“……”
Sailors guessed for a while.
All kinds of nonsense have been said.
Chen Mo just kept shaking his head.
In the end, when the appetite of the sailors was hung to the highest, Chen Mo said:
"The blind date asked me: What about you?
I said, "I'll take a taxi." ”
I take a taxi......
After Chen Mo finished saying these words, there was silence in the live broadcast room.
All the sailors had black lines on their faces.
More than ten seconds later.
The barrage suddenly erupted!
"!!"
"Nima, you give people umbrellas, and you take a taxi home by yourself, do you want to be ashamed?"
"Doomed to be lonely all your life!"
"This turn of events, God!"
"Next blind date, I'll do the same!"
"Upstairs, if you do this, I'm afraid you won't have a girlfriend for the rest of your life!"
"Haha, I'll take a taxi!"
"You still touched me!!"
Chen Mo found out.
This kind of interactive joke seems to be more able to arouse the enthusiasm of water friends, and the popularity of the live broadcast room is also very high.
He couldn't help but have a bold idea!
(ps: Don't forget to pay attention to the east pot of the east pot!! )
(End of chapter)