Robert: "Yes, I just don't have experience." At the time, I was a little excited to think about it, oh no, a little apprehensive. ”

After speaking, he glanced at Gao Ao resentfully, it was all this fool who made himself fall short. Gao Ao shrugged and looked away.

Baili Lang sneered: "It's the first time, if there are too many times, the gods won't be able to save you." ”

Zhao Meng: "Go on, no matter how much you know, you should always know a little." As he was talking, he shouted outside that it was time to eat.

"Eat what you want." He instructed Zhang Yang: "You go and ask them to leave me some food, I don't have time at this time." ”

No one went to dinner, and everyone was curious about Robert's story. Zhang Yang went outside to say hello and returned to the room.

Everyone looked at Robert expectantly, and he thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay, then I'll start at the beginning." ”

"When I went home to visit my relatives during the Spring Festival this year, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends at home."

"Slow down!" Gao Ao questioned: "How old are you and still playing hide and seek?" When we are three-year-olds? ”

Robert: "Grass! I don't play hide and seek with a three-year-old child, do I still play the glory of kings? ”

Ah......h Gao Ao was stunned and said: "Sao Rui! You 'little' friends really live up to their name. ”

Robert continued: "At this time, there was a bare-chested master who suddenly found me. ”

…

At that time, this long-haired master of killing Matt suddenly appeared in the town.

His expression was very cold, and it didn't match his burlesque style of wearing shorts in winter.

Its very cool outfit doesn't fit in with this small village, and it doesn't look like a local.

The mysterious master observed Robert, and he said coldly, "Yo! Finally met. ”

"Even though you've grown up, I recognize you at a glance."

"Click-Rotter!"

Looking at the guy in front of him, Robert looked confused, which mental hospital did this run out of.

"What camel?"

The mysterious master looked at him and sighed, "You look like your father." ”

Then he found out that Robert was actually playing with a group of little kids, and suddenly a nameless fire broke out.

"Kakarot, what game are you playing? Have you forgotten all about your mission? ”

"The dignity of our fighting nation has been forgotten by you, right?"

Robert replied with a big head: "Who are you?" It's none of your business to play with labor and management. ”

"What bullshit mission, what fighting the dignity of the nation, you have watched too many cartoons, you."

The mysterious master said to himself: "It seems that you have really forgotten why you came to this country. ”

"When you were just born, your family sent you to the Dragon Kingdom so that you could lurk in this country and serve us in the future."

"Oh?" Robert saw that he was very funny, so he teased him: "I was born to understand people's words, what a genius labor and management!" ”

Seeing that he didn't take it seriously, the mysterious master angrily reprimanded: "Look at the current appearance, it's like a mentally retarded, it's really a shame on the face of our fighting nation." ”

"I'm rubbing, who's screaming outside." A voice came from the next room. Hearing someone yelling, Robert's big buddy Xiaoqiang came out to check on the situation.

Xiaoqiang's name is Lin Qiang, and he has practiced carrying water and chopping firewood in Shaolin Temple for several years, and he is not weak. Because he was very skilled at chopping wood, he started a timber business after leaving the Shaolin Temple.

Because Lin Qiang knows kung fu and has a business mind, he eats very well in his hometown, and he also has a well-known nickname.

After Lin Qiang came out, he looked at the mysterious master suspiciously and asked, "What's the situation?" Who is this mountain cannon? ”

Robert: "I don't know where he came from, what he said is inexplicable. ”

The mysterious master directly ignored Lin Qiang, who came out, and a sentence came out of his mouth: "Get out!" ”

Well! Lin Qiang frowned, why is this person so arrogant, could it be that he is here to do something?

Grandma, you don't want to mess around with things on my bald territory.

"You stupid Bi, I don't care what brain-dead pills you are taking, and it doesn't matter which mental hospital you come from, but you'd better get back to me right away. Otherwise, if you make Brother Qiang angry, the consequences will be very serious, let me tell you. ”

The mysterious master smiled mysteriously: "Oh? You tell me what the consequences are. ”

Bald head: "What day is it today, I encountered a neuropathy during the New Year, which is really unlucky." ”

Robert reminded Xiaoqiang: "Be careful, this person has long hair and waist, and his personality is a little strong." ”

The bald head said disdainfully: "Lao Luo, you also underestimate me too much, you have been a fool of me in the past few years." ”

As he spoke, he was about to step forward to drive this guy away, but as soon as the momentum of this master was released, the leaves on the ground were blown open.

Robert was shocked, this person's strength was especially above his own, and he hurriedly shouted: "Xiaoqiang, get out of the way!" ”

Before he could finish speaking, the mysterious master raised his leg and kicked the bald head Qiang.

"Xiaoqiang!" The other party was so arrogant, and Robert said angrily: "Don't go too far, you guy." ”

The mysterious master smiled proudly: "Hmph, I like your appearance that you can't get used to me and can't kill me." ”

Robert looked at him unhappily: "Hehehehe, some people have said this before, but he is dead." ”

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and looked at Xiao Qiang with concern, only to see him holding his stomach and sobbing on the ground for a while.

Seeing that he should be fine, Robert turned back to the visitor and asked, "Who the hell are you stupid?" ”

Mysterious master: "Kakarot, I didn't expect you to be so forgetful, you don't even recognize me." ”

Robert: "I don't understand what you're saying, my name is Robert, do you recognize the wrong person?" ”

Well? The mysterious master was a little surprised, this guy didn't remember it at all, how could this be?

Robert was also speechless, that is, what is he Ka Ka Rot, so who remembers?

The mysterious master thought for a moment and then asked, "Did you let the donkey kick your head?" ”

? Robert scolded back, "Why did you let the donkey kick your head?" ”

The mysterious master explained, "It's not the one who made the donkey kick, I mean did you get your head hurt when you were a child?" ”

Robert was taken aback: "Huh? How do you know that when I was a kid, my head was caught in the door, and I still have a scar. ”

The mysterious master nodded and said, "I guessed right, no wonder you don't remember me." ”

Robert wondered, "But what does this have to do with you?" ”

The mysterious high finger pointed to himself and said, "Because of my eldest brother!" Brother. ”

He actually called me brother? Robert just thought that this guy had recognized the wrong person: "I would believe you!" ”

At this time, the old man next door, who was basking in the sun and smoking a big cigarette and was particularly lustful, interrupted them and said, "Xiao Luo." ”