Chapter 121: Let you take a break
Robert asked impatiently, "What's the matter, old Wangba, don't you see that I'm busy?" ”
Hearing this, the old king was not angry, but put down the cigarette stick and said.
"I remember, you weren't actually born to your parents."
When Robert heard this, it was like a bolt from the blue: "You, what did you say?" ”
The old king played the sad background music on the radio on the radio.
It's the kind of pure music that you use to remember what happened before.
"I remember your grandfather once mentioned it to me after he got drunk."
"Back then, your parents wanted a son, but they gave birth to three daughters."
"At the beginning, the family planning fine was very expensive, and people are not pigs, so they can't have unlimited births."
"Although some people in the Tenglong Kingdom gave birth to seven or eight people in their own way, your family couldn't afford to support so many people at that time."
"In the case of not being able to give birth to a son, your family will adopt a son, and the matter will be delayed for a while if you are too busy with work."
"Unexpectedly, one day your parents brought back a child. Your dad smiled and said to your grandfather that you were given by him when he bought the big brother. ”
"Your grandfather thought he had picked it up from somewhere, and he was startled, and after the front flip body landed at 720 degrees, he stepped on the steps made of bluestone slabs at the door, but there was still some moss on the surface of this step."
"Your grandfather is not a vegetarian either, although his kung fu is not very high, but he is also a king. When it was too late, he felt the soles of his feet slip and immediately leaned back and flipped back numbly. ”
After two somersaults, he rolled over to the corner of the wall, where hung a bronze erhu that he had pretended. When he landed, due to the limited indoor space, his king farmer's waist and bronze erhu had a close contact. ”
"It turns out that the king can't do bronze, and he raised his feet to the sky on the spot and shouted, 'Short horse Wodig's waist!' Ever since he was hit by bronze on the waist, his waist disc has been particularly prominent. ”
Hearing this, the bald head asked suspiciously: "No, it's just an erhu, how can it hurt people?" ”
Lao Wang Tou proudly introduced: "You are too serious, do you think this is just an erhu?" It can also be used as a sledgehammer when fighting, and Lao Luo Touer relied on it to make a name for himself. ”
"Lao Luo's mantra is 'Labor rewards you with one erhu'. It's not that the erhu is so useful as a weapon, but that no one thought that this erhu is a solid metal, and it has such power that the people who are beaten are often caught off guard. ”
"In the past, Lao Luo had a lot of opponents, after all, he was the idol of middle-aged and elderly women, which caused many old men to want to challenge him. In the face of so many love enemies, it is impossible to do without a weapon for self-defense, so he specially created this bronze erhu. ”
"I think there is actually another reason why he often fights with people, because this erhu is solid, and the sound is particularly ugly when pulled up. But he thinks he is the prince of erhu, and he pulls erhu everywhere all day long, so some people can't stand it and want to beat him. ”
"After he was injured, your father didn't dare to stimulate him and had to tell the truth, in fact, you were the baby he picked up at the station. He saw you smiling at him and felt that you were a special match. But I guess the reason you're laughing is because your family looks like monkeys. ”
"He handed you over to the police at the time, but after waiting for a long time, no one came to recognize you. He couldn't bear to see you sent to an orphanage, so he took you home and adopted you. ”
"Your family is very happy, and your grandfather is even smiling from ear to ear, claiming to his neighbors that he has added a grandson. When you were young, you were naughty, and you liked to run naked all day long, making chickens and dogs jump everywhere. ”
"And you especially like to play with the young lady, I guess you inherited the problem of Lao Luo's flowery heart, once you secretly followed Cuihuaer in the village, went to the women's bathhouse and wanted to peep, Cuihua didn't know that there was someone behind."
"She snapped the door with her backhand when she entered, and she clamped your head, and you've been much more honest ever since. The sows in the village never barked again in the middle of the night, and the widows' underwear was never lost again. ”
After listening to his brabra tell a long story, everyone was deeply attracted by this story, this old man bragged that he had two brushes.
The mysterious master is fascinated by the Luo predecessor in this story, especially the erhu that makes him admire the five-body throw.
He asked respectfully, "This senior, may I ask what is the name of that Luo senior?" ”
Old Wang'er: "Old Luo's name is Luo Dazuo, and he also has a younger brother named Luo Dayou in Taiwan." ”
Oh! The mysterious master suddenly realized: "It turns out that they all love music so much." ”
"By the way, weren't you just going to talk about the mystery of Robert's background?"
The old king took a puff of cigarette and said slowly, "Didn't I say it just now? ”
Mysterious master: "Although you have said a lot, most of them are how his grandfather's waist disc protrudes." ”
Old Wang'er: "That's right, I was going to talk about his grandfather's herniated disc in his waist, and the mystery of his life experience is just in passing." ”
"!" The mysterious master felt that he was despised by this old man, and clenched his fists to kill this old man.
Robert, who was on the side, was a little difficult to accept this fact for a while, and he was a little skeptical: "I, that's how I came?" ”
At this time, Cuihua, who was also home for the New Year, said: "In that case, is this person really Robert's relative?" ”
Remembering that this guy just called his brother, Robert pointed at him and shouted, "Who the hell are you, looking for me to do chicken feathers?" ”
Mystic Master: "My stupid brother, is that what you are talking to your brother with?" ”
"It seems that you have forgotten everything, so I'll let you remember! After all, I'm here with a mission. ”
At this time, Touqiang got up from the ground and patted the dust off his body. "Jinnyima hurts."
Robert asked with great concern, "Xiaoqiang, are you okay?" ”
The bald head said a little stubbornly: "It's okay, you can't die from this little injury." ”
He complained a little: "But you stupid Bi has been talking here for a long time, haven't you ever thought about pulling labor?" ”
Robert: "Ah, that's it. I want you to take a break on the ground, pull you up directly, can you stand firmly? ”
The bald head thought for a moment: "Yes, Robert, you have to be careful, this guy is not an ordinary person." ”
Robert: "You finally found out, then you dare to be so arrogant, you deserve to be beaten." ”
"Just by standing face to face with him, I know that this stupid Bi has two brushes."
Mystery Master: "If you want to know why you're looking for you, then let's find a place to talk alone." ”
Robert said indifferently: "If you let me go, I'll leave, then I'm too shameless!" ”
"Humph!" The mysterious master sneered, and a disdainful arc appeared at the corner of his mouth, as if to say that you are a ball.
"Kakarot, I came to you on a special trip, but looking at your appearance, you won't cooperate with me obediently."