Zhang Yang gasped, every time this stupid Bi bragged about his deeds, it was really breathtaking.

Baili Lang: "That's it?" Can you make it up a little more thrilling, we can't get enough of it. ”

"Really?" Gao Ao raised Erlang's legs, and suddenly felt a little fluttery: "Then I'll make up more next time." ”

"Ahh What is editing? I'm just restoring the live scene, that's all, I don't want to hear it. ”

Pei Qian also felt a little unreal: "What cultivator? Are you talking about fiction? ”

Bo Lingqiao suddenly sneered: "Please, I just said don't stop the medicine, you can't remember, right?" ”

"Even if you want to go to the sky, you can go on a rocket plane, but now you actually start to want to cultivate immortals!"

Depend on! Hearing this, Zhang Yang reacted violently, Gao Ao, a bastard, actually leaked out about the fact that there were cultivators in the base.

After all, the character he set up before was a master, if Xiao Qian knew that he was actually a rookie in Long Shenwei, then his image would plummet.

You read that right, in this case, what he is thinking about is not the issue of leaking the top secrets of the state, but the question of how to maintain his high image in Xiaoqian's heart.

Zhang Yang immediately smiled awkwardly: "Haha, Gao Ao is telling the story of a novel, he has serious paranoia, don't listen to his nonsense." ”

After saying that, he squeezed his eyebrows at Gao Ao fiercely, for fear that he would continue to brag about his deeds of defeating Robert, a sand sculpture cultivator.

Gao Ao was stunned when he saw this, and then asked with concern: "Zhang Yang, why are your eyelids jumping, are you cramping?" ”

"I'll pump your sister!" Zhang Yang was a little annoyed, how could this fool not have any tacit understanding at all.

"You're a severe precision patient, running trains all day long, talking about everything."

He half-jokingly said, "There is such a thing as a cultivator in our country, but it is a top secret. ”

"How can you just take it out and say it? If you scare the children, can you take it?"

Gao Ao felt that the second monk was confused: "Didn't you say it before, is it important that the top secret is not as important as picking up girls?" ”

"I'll give you a lung! When have I ever said such a thing? Zhang Yang seemed to be really angry.

It turned out that he was talking about this, and Gao Ao was not easy to dismantle his stage, so he changed the topic.

"That's right, I was just talking about a novel, and I'm the protagonist with the fewest scenes ever."

"The author is a stupid person, he has written more than 100 chapters, and he doesn't know what kind of plane he is doing all day long."

"Other people's authors have long been in one set, and I'm still relying on improvisation."

Bo Lingqiao exclaimed, "Why are you playing?" Although the author is unreliable, we have to live with a smile, don't we? ”

Gao Ao: "Hehe! Laughing and living, but I'm afraid I won't be able to live, how can someone like a protagonist like me like it? ”

Suddenly, this space was blocked, and Gao Ao hurriedly descended on the villa with an aura stronger than the second and third old masters.

…

The author complained: "You sand sculptures think it's so easy to write this thing, I have a hard time doing this." ”

Gao Ao trembled and said: "What, you have to learn to be happy in suffering, you are determined to become a pretending person!" ”

"When you find joy in pain, then you will get used to it. Oh no, then you'll get used to codewords. ”

"Get out of the way!" The author explains: "It's not that I don't give you more scenes. Because I advocate fairness, everyone is human, why should the protagonist pretend to be alone from beginning to end? I don't want to write a story where both teammates and opponents are stupid. ”

"It's about writing a story where the protagonist and his teammates are evenly matched, all of them are stupid, and so are the people who eat melons."

"I don't routineize everyone, nor do I write hydrology, I just want to write something new and bring happiness to everyone, instead of endlessly changing the way to fight monsters and upgrade there, where can I find this kind of author who regards money like dung and insists on himself?"

"Although my style is mainly pretended, the knowledge of this book is very real, the practice and martial arts in this book come from the thousands of years of tradition of the Tenglong Kingdom, and science and technology are also based on reality, in short, I bragged that I made a draft."

"As for why we haven't talked about cultivation yet, it's because the plot hasn't developed to that point, isn't it nonsense that the aura is revived as soon as it comes up and joins the immortal cultivation school? I'm not saying that the setting is bad, but I wrote this book seriously. ”

"Some people may ask, since you are so real, why do you add a bloody plot similar to crossing at the beginning? I had to join these than to expand the day.,Last year, I wrote with my head covered for half a year, and no one read it at all.,Most of the manuscripts that are sent now are saved.。 ”

"In other words, I haven't started writing this year! If there are still not too many people reading after last year's manuscript is sent, then I can only say sorry to my brother who is reading, and I will continue to write it, I hope you can't help but laugh to death by what I wrote. ”

"By the way, I also want to say sorry to those readers who haven't read my book, I wrote such a funny story, congratulations you can't see it."

"I don't say this to express how sad I am and how failed I am in writing, but to tell everyone that the wonderful is still to come, and I have no experience in writing it for the first time. Which one who writes the novel is not in YY, I'm just a little more direct in YY, because I'm a terrier straight wave A. ”

"And Brother Jiagen, thank you for your advice. But I have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, amnesia, ADHD... And it is accompanied by intermittent psychosis, please see the officials and gentlemen to understand. How can you be so demanding of a neurotic who doesn't take medicine? If the

"Oops, okay, okay." Gao Ao interrupted: "How do you want to write, it's my business, am I discussing what you want to write?" ”

"I'm talking about my lack of roles, you don't seem to be able to figure out the situation? I'm the main character, I want everyone to revolve around me, understand? ”

Author: "! It's you who can't figure out the situation, am I giving you face? Then BB labor and management will replace you in minutes. ”

"You haven't watched the blockbuster song of ice and fire in the series of Eagle Country, right, the protagonist can get a boxed lunch at any time."

Gao O: "Huh? Eh, don't get excited! I'm not thinking about you, you don't play according to the routine, what if no one watches? ”

Author: "For me, pretending to be bi is the most important thing, writing novels is secondary, I just find a place to pretend to be bi." ”

"Although I can eat with my face, I want to be a powerful person, I just want to pretend to be quiet."

Gao Ao really convinced this guy's narcissism: "Slow down, what do you say?" Can you eat with your face? ”

"Xiao Ming can eat with his face, and you can eat with your face."

Author: "It's not that Mingming, I'll go to your sister." ”

"Besides, eating with your face is shameless, what's the difference?"

Gao O: "Ah...... I was speechless. ”

Author: "Hahaha! How about it, there's nothing to say! ”

Gao Ao: "Eating with your face is shameless, there's nothing wrong with that." ”

"But why didn't you eat with your face, but you were so shameless?"

Author: "If you talk too much, I'll beat you to death." ”

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