After the author left, everyone was pardoned.

Gao Ao said unhappily: "This forced him to pretend." ”

Zhang Yang: "Who makes people excellent, you can pretend if you want." ”

Baili Lang: "Hehe, he will also fight with us." ”

Bo Lingdexterous persuaded: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble." ”

Li Hao also shouted: "Stop making trouble, don't you understand?" ”

"Ahh The three of them went up and beat Li Hao, what kind of fool is this fool pretending.

Pretending to be forced is pretending to be forced, but Li Hao actually wants to use them to brush his presence in front of Qiao'er.

"A few strong men, there is something to say." Li Hao quickly softened, and the three let him go.

Li Hao was depressed in his heart, these three fools were too much, and they didn't give any face.

Zhang Yang turned around and asked flatteringly: "Xiaoqian, what do you like to do besides buying, buying, buying?" ”

Pei Qian thought about it with her head high, and said with a small mouth: "Travel around the world!" Girls love it. ”

"Definitely!" Gao Ao suddenly interjected: "Who said that girls like to travel around the world, and we boys don't like it?" ”

"It's a cat or a dog or something, I want to go out for a yo when it's okay! Who wouldn't want to go out and bounce around an animal in this world? ”

"Of course, if you don't have money, it's all in vain, so you can only choose more economical and fun activities, such as playing mobile games."

"If you want to go out, it's okay to go once in a while. As for traveling around the world, just think about it. It's not easy to be rich and idle. ”

This is also the reason why the two songs Once You and Ordinary Road are so popular. Not because of how good the song is, but because the lyrics are well written, I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword, and I once crossed the mountains and the sea......"

"These lyrics sing the hearts of people who yearn for freedom but have to return to the ordinary, and are shackled by life."

"Fart!" Baili Lang doesn't think so: "These two songs are obviously used to pretend to be forced, and most people have not crossed the mountains and the sea at all, nor have they walked the end of the world with swords." So when I sing along, I will let myself YY that feeling. ”

"When I sing, I can't help but indulge in it, as if I really once walked the end of the world with a sword, crossed the mountains and the sea."

Depend on! Zhang Yang has a big head, why do these two guys always like to do things?

"What do you think about what you guys are talking about here?"

"I'll just ask you, why should I ask you?"

Gao O: "Slightly! ”

Baili Lang: "Cut!" ”

Zhang Yang said with disdain: "Two light bulbs." ”

"Xiao Qian, you go on, don't worry about these two deep well ice."

Pei Qian didn't have any opinion: "But I think what they said is right!" ”

"What?" Zhang Yang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, goddess, don't do this.

Pei Qian sighed: "Bai Fumei like me, don't you usually have to go out to work?" ”

"Who doesn't want to go out all over the world and see all kinds of beautiful scenery like in the song?"

"I think so." Zhang Yang immediately adjusted his tactics, cleared his throat and began to sing.

"I want to take you to romantic Tojiki and then go to Tokyo and Paris together......"

"Tu Erqi?" When Gao Ao heard this, he suddenly burst out laughing. "Hahaha!"

! Zhang Yang was about to explode, this fool was really bad at the scene, in this antique villa, he offered a song for the goddess, but was forcibly interrupted by this guy. If eyes could kill, Gao had already died a hundred times.

But he couldn't lose his grace in front of the goddess, and he held back his anger and asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Baililang suddenly said in a weird way: "What else can you laugh at, laugh at your ugly singing." ”

But in his heart, Zhang Yang actually sings well, but he just likes to say this to respond to Zhang Yang.

"No, no, don't get me wrong." Seeing that Zhang Yang was unhappy, Gao Ao hurriedly explained to him.

"You sang Tu Erqi just now, which reminded me of some particularly funny things on the Internet."

Zhang Yang was a little annoyed: "I'm not a hip-hop singer, you are funny." ”

Gao O: "Oops! I'm not saying you're funny, you listen to me. ”

"There are many magical countries on this planet, and all kinds of strange people live there."

"But if you want to talk about this, you can't finish it in a few days and nights, so let's talk about the strange army."

"You know, not every country's army is as serious as the army of the Dragon Kingdom."

"For example, the army of Fusang is cruel and murderous, and the army of Eagle Country is more like mercenaries, and they only do things when they have money and guns."

"There are also many armies full of comic atmosphere, the most famous of which are Tuerqi, Yidali, Tianzhu Kingdom, and Puffy Tooth."

When Zhang Yang heard that he was really not laughing at him, he didn't bother with him. "Because of blowing Sting! What's so funny about them? ”

Gao Ao: "These countries have their own styles, but they have one thing in common, that is, they are very sand sculptures. ”

"Tu Er's army is compared to the second, and he is so ruthless that he even fights himself. That's why there are huskies in dogs, and they are known as the two in the middle of the country. ”

"They inherited the spiritual civilization of the Turkic people, and regarded themselves as great powers, and the style of army painting is like this."

Tu Erqi Air Force: "Report to the general, our Air Force has discovered enemy warships. ”

General Tu Erqi: "Kill him." ”

Tu Erqi Navy: "Report to the general, our navy has discovered enemy aircraft. ”

General Tu Erqi: "Kill him." ”

Tu Erqi Air Force: "Report to the general, our air force has killed the enemy's warship." ”

General Tu Erqi: "Hahaha." ”

Tu Erqi Navy: "Report to the general, our navy has taken out the enemy's planes. ”

General Tu Erqi: "Hahaha." ”

Tu Erqi Air Force: "Report to the general, the enemy warships also killed our planes." ”

General Tu Erqi: "It's not a loss. ”

Tu Erqi Navy: "Report to the general, enemy planes have killed our battleship. ”

General Tu Erqi: "It's a big loss." ”

Tu Erqi Air Force: "Report to the general, the battleship just now is our own. ”

General Tu Erqi: "Hey, I'll go!" ”

Tu Erqi Navy: "Report to the general, the plane just now was our own. ”

General Tu Erqi: "You are paralyzed! ”

……

"And Italy, a very fashionable country, naturally has a unique brain circuit."

"You need other countries as a reference to make people feel their unique excellence."

Fusang Army: "Report to the general, the enemy is in ambush on all sides, we have run out of ammunition and food, and we are about to lose our hold." ”

General Fuso: "Be loyal!" ”

Eagle Country's Army: "Report to the general, the enemy is in ambush on all sides, we have run out of ammunition and food, and we are about to lose our hold." ”

General of the Eagle Nation: "Surrender!" ”