"Your Excellency is magnanimous! Can you put the punishment on until tomorrow? The guard stood straight, but pleaded with a consultative tone.

"Yes! But the confinement will be changed to three days! ”

The officer who came had a golden name on his head: Colonel of the Lieutenant Army of the Bluestone City Garrison. The colonel was wearing a bright blue-gold armor - this armor was a gold suit on a blue background, and there was no rank in sight. With a sword at his waist, a three-finger-wide black chest badge on his left chest, a row of three golden five-star stars, and three metal bars equal to the width of the stars below the stars, I think it is the rank of this officer.

The colonel casually sent a personal entourage behind him: "You come to take over Shunyo's post." He didn't give a return salute to his relatives, and turned directly to Su Cheng: "Lord Lord has worked hard here. The subordinates have no form, so the adults laugh! ”

Su Cheng beat his chest and saluted: "The general's military discipline is strict and there is no lack of brotherhood, I admire it!" ”

The colonel does not deserve the title of general, but the so-called sedan chair is carried by everyone and shouts the official position to the high, as long as there is no person with a higher official position on the scene, it is a proper and loved hat.

The colonel immediately returned the salute to Su Cheng: "My lord has raised his love, and he can't be called 'general' below!" ”

Su Cheng smiled: "Tomorrow's general is also a general!" I wonder when the general is going to let me wait to start working in the army? ”

The colonel laughed: "Well said! In your busy schedule, you are still thinking about the cold and hardships of our soldiers in winter, spending a lot of money and laboring the army, how can you do your best as a landlord first! Besides, the sons and daughters are still practicing, and it will take time to collect the exercises! ”

An officer at the rank of colonel, he would not take a low-level adventurer like Su Cheng in his eyes, and his politeness at this time, in addition to the fact that the other party was the financier of the 'Labor Army' materials, was mostly due to Li Dingjun's autographed prayer post.

Su Cheng was not hypocritical: "Can you tell me about the itinerary of the labor army this time?" Look at it, my group of brothers who perform and deliver goods have not made proper arrangements when they first arrived at the barracks, and I am really afraid that they will break the rules of the camp! The story of General Zhou Yafu's army and fine willows has also been heard in the following! ”

It's a sycophant that doesn't leave a trace. The colonel took it with a smug face: "Since the lord insists, let's talk about it later-"

When the army got the news that someone was coming to the labor army, they first spent half a day cleaning up, and then adjusted the training content slightly: dangerous, dirty, and secret-hungry were not suitable for training in the labor army, and all of them were replaced with common subjects! I heard that there are also theatrical performances, let's also send a few people to put down training and prepare, in case someone needs to be on stage at that time, but they can't do it, wouldn't it be a slap in the face?

Speaking of this, a smile appeared on the colonel's black face: "You support the army, and the headquarters is ashamed. However, if you want to perform on stage, the brothers won't let you! ”

This provocative skill is ineffective against Su Cheng: "The military and civilians are close to Huan, and the picture is a family affection!" Your move, our seven swords have taken it! ”

The colonel also knew the purpose of the Seven Swords Labor Army, he would not violate the rules, and he would not intervene if he could be accommodating, which can be seen from the labor army's schedule: in the morning, there will be a gathering of 1,000 people. Seven Swords handed over the labor items to the military personnel in public, and the military personnel distributed them afterwards. At noon, officers at all levels of the army will accompany them to the meal to enhance their understanding of each other. The afternoon exercise time was postponed, and all departments gathered on time to watch the theatrical performance of the Seven Swords Mercenary Regiment - if there is a PK phenomenon in the program, it is purely a coincidence! After the performance, each department will start a drill in the martial arts arena, which is a common item that they are good at, such as piercing guns, throwing, strength, climbing obstacles, and so on. The people of the mercenary group can compete with the soldiers on these projects. This exercise, the time will be shortened, whether there is a chance to learn some skills of veterans, it all depends on fate.

Speaking of this, the colonel particularly emphasized: "Standard military martial arts, the Seven Swords mercenaries are not allowed to consult any soldiers, otherwise they will be punished for the crime of rebellion!" At the light of it, it will be hit with a stick, and at the worst, it will knock down its attributes and even level. Don't forget! ”

The punishment can be described as severe, in order to make everyone remember, Boss Su asked everyone to resend these words of the colonel in the Seven Swords chat group!

After the thousand-person team was assembled, Su Cheng and the people of the mercenary group removed all kinds of items from the carriage in public and handed them to the quartermaster for counting. After the handover, he got a system prompt: "The friendship of your mercenary group and the local garrison has been increased by ten!" "It can be determined that this relationship will be beneficial to the Seven Swords, and how much of the benefit will depend on the effect in the future. He also heard the colonel make a special arrangement for the quartermaster about the wild boar king meat: "The wild boar king meat will improve the strength or physique of those recruits who have not eaten the eggs, and divide it into three parts!" One serving for recruits, making sure to have one bowl per person. One-third of it was stewed into a broth for veterans to satisfy their cravings. The rest is all in storage! Register and make a book! ”

This guy didn't mention it to the officer, so it can be seen that he can get by!

"General, there is still a little bit of skill in the next ......" Su Cheng changed the name of a senior blacksmith: "I have a patent for a peeling knife in the lower part of the world, and I want to bring a purple grade peeling knife as a prize for this theatrical performance." Moreover, only for your brothers in the army! ”

The 'general' was swept away by this sentence - your sister! You're forcing me to take out a purple item and award it to your brother, a purple thing! Do I have one? Do I have one? Do you want to take out your ancestral longbow? No way!

Seeing the colonel's uncertain face, Su Cheng also guessed two points: "The general doesn't have to be embarrassed!" Only those who participate in the show can get this knife, depending on their ability! ”

That's right! The colonel's brows furrowed: I don't have anything, I have a lot of power! Give some rewards for this, and no one else can say anything weird! "My lord is really bold, something worth thousands of gold coins, say give it away! Don't worry, whoever of your brothers can get the most applause from these rough killers, and I have a reward here. You won't be disappointed! ”

Well, how many people are there in the show where we have the best chance of coming out on top? I counted, seven! Add in the vast grasslands and that's eight! Don't be weak when the time comes! The farewell at the beginning of the burlesque is personally choreographed by the vast grassland, and there will be no mistakes in the temporary Gassel.

"The show is on!" Says who? The announcer in a Mickey Mouse mask took the stage with a crooked kernel accent. The accent is not very familiar, it should be the vast steppe of Uridun.

The first program was the song "We Workers Have Power" adapted by the miners' eight-person group, and Liu Tianshan changed the word "worker" to miners. In order to increase the performance, the eight people also painted their faces black, each wearing a miner's hard hat from Andrew's mine, except for a burst of laughter when they appeared, and only received a consolation prize - a few seconds of applause.

King Kong Cat's "Tiger Job Hunting", which he copied from the Internet, is much stronger than the miners' chorus. It tells the story of a little tiger who grows up and looks for jobs everywhere in the forest. As a natural king, do you need to apply for a job? In the end, the little tiger grew up and naturally became the overlord of the party. In the process of job hunting, tigers will naturally make jokes when faced with "pig" bosses, "cow" farm managers, and "deer" shopkeepers. This cross talk satirizes some so-called "natural winners", and it has also been recognized by many GIs. When the show was completed, a corporal raised his hand, and with the consent of his chief officer, took the stage to 'PK' the show of King Kong Cat. The corporal performed an allegro program, and after a while, only a few Seven Swords players gave polite applause. The corporal returned to the audience in a gloomy manner. His chief official said: "These few people who talk about cross talk, the rewards will be issued by you!" "As for who will pay for the prize, the chief officer didn't mention a word!

The chorus effect of "On the Songhua River" is similar to what Wu Ridun expected: as long as you don't make a big mistake, this show will be a success - so many beauties are on stage, and it is normal for those Qiu Ba to have an excited cerebral hemorrhage! Haven't you heard? After three years as a soldier, the sow race sable! What's more, you are all real beauties!

In view of the relatively serious atmosphere of this song, the soldiers were not embarrassed to perform their true colors on the spot, and only gave a standing ovation after the chorus was completed, and the applause lasted for three minutes!

This effect made Su Cheng very satisfied. Look at the colonel sitting next to him, why is his face not very good? "General, are you sick? Your face is not very good! ”

The colonel rubbed his face: "It's okay, this song is a bit deep!" He had an agreement with his subordinate officers: all programs that applauded for more than three minutes and no one came on stage to challenge them would be rewarded by him on behalf of the command, which was actually a pit for him to pay out of his own pocket! It's just that at present, this pit is a bit big, and it is difficult to climb up, by the way, how many people are on the stage? Thirteen beauties! Where are the thirteen beauties? It's obviously thirteen big pits!

No one wants to come on stage to challenge these thirteen beauties, let alone if they win, and the army chorus mainly relies on the number of people and voices to overwhelm each other in momentum. Now the number of people on the other side, we must not be able to compare to each other if there are fewer people on it, there are too many people on it, I am really unprepared - it takes half a day to go up and queue up, and everyone still can't look at the beauties?

The colonel's sixth sense was so good that he fell into the first pit.