Chapter 157: Suffering is a blessing
The quartet of "Song of the Scouts", adapted from "Song of the Guerrillas", is actually a very popular way of singing by soldiers, and the tune of the march is sung, which will naturally be loved by the soldiers, and the applause is quite warm. By the third minute, everyone else stopped, except for the scout squadron directly under the Chinese army, who was still clapping. Everyone also understands that this is a sign that the scouts are claiming the reward. Just kidding, when people sing this song, they are coming for our scout camp, how will we mix in the future if we don't accept it?
The scouts were not vegetarians either, so they pushed four people onto the stage and played a song with blades of grass and reeds. This is the way for scouts in the army to communicate with each other when it is inconvenient to speak, and the four of them are now learning and selling, and the tune is the tune of "Scout Song". This time, the people of the Seven Swords saw it freshly, and they all applauded warmly, but it was those soldiers who clapped their hands for a while: they listened to this kind of blowing a lot!
The kicking lollipops performed by Su Cheng and Fu Tao really made some recruits hot, and they felt that this person's skills were better than some veterans! The applause came from the front rows of the battalions, almost for more than three minutes, and made the colonel break out in a cold sweat. It doesn't matter if the applause is not up to standard, there are still people who challenge! It was a scout veteran with the rank of corporal, and when the veteran came on stage, he realized that he had not found a partner willing to cooperate with him, standing on the stage and scratching his head, making the audience laugh back and forth. This veteran doesn't want to think about it, of course he who has a higher rank than him will not come to the stage to give him a hand; Anyone of the same rank as him would love to see his jokes, let alone help him! As for those recruits, some people don't have the guts, and some people see that others are making fun of him and won't go on stage! He was also a poor man who fell into a pit.
"Zhuang Bifan, you go up and cooperate!" Su Cheng ordered on the mercenary channel.
"Why me?" It's not that he's cowardly, he just wants to find out.
"Hehe, it's the reward given to you by the Seven Swords! Are you going or not? If I don't go, I'll be replaced! ”
"It's a big deal! Your rewards are not uncommon to me! When he came to the stage, he took the lollipop in the corporal's hand: "Brother, how about you partner when you come down?" ”
"Thank you, brother! This trick kicks the lollipop, and I haven't practiced it before. But don't worry, it is the main force of the bow team in the army, and it has been guided by the national bow team! ”
Your uncle's! If you have said that you are a disciple of the national football team, you will not be able to carry me in a sedan chair! It's late! As soon as the pretending offender closes his eyes, he peels off the lollipop candy paper and stuffs it in his mouth. He waited for a long time, heard a burst of laughter from the audience, and then opened his eyes and saw that the corporal was still looking at him. The pretending offender took out a lollipop with one hand: "Why don't you kick it yet?" ”
"Brother, should you bite the handle of the lollipop with your teeth and expose the candy?"
It's the game, and the lollipop melts in your mouth! At this time, the pretending convict noticed a system prompt: "You took a special lollipop in the army!" Your power is permanently increased by one! ”
Earned, earned, earned! The mouth of the codified prisoner grinning behind his ears: "I'm sorry, I'm used to eating candy like this!" Or, uncle, will you give me another one? "For the sake of a piece of sugar, this thing has no face to upgrade the 'brother' just now to 'uncle'!
This kind of special effect is available, how many can I have in a small creep? What else do you want? Believe it or not, I'll kick you in the face later? The corporal had a fire in his heart: "It's gone! Didn't you prepare for it yourself? ”
Pretending to be a codified offender gets a special effect lollipop, which is hinted at in the team. Su Cheng also clicked to see the special effect of the lollipop - randomly increased a little stat. In the stands, I saw the scene when the pretending to be a prisoner ate candy, and then it was "Teammate Xi Fantasy Gongzi's strength has increased a little." ". Su Cheng couldn't help but sigh in his heart: luck is really part of strength! At least, if you come to power on your own, you will never make such a mistake, and you will not be able to get this power!
The cooper stepped down and took a lollipop and went up again, this time without taking the wrong direction.
The scout was angry in his heart, and his steps were a little impetuous: progress, getting up, and for a moment he felt that this step was a bit big!
This kick is being pumped in the face of the pretending criminal! One of the cameras in the live broadcast is close-up here, and a bloody tooth and a lollipop fly out of the mouth of the pretending criminal-
Pretending to be a prisoner fell on the stage, the audience screamed and laughed together, and even the colonel sitting in front of the stage couldn't help but show a smile.
This kick also made most of the pretending criminal's HP drop directly. Anyway, you can't die, and the priest in the army is also sitting in front of the stage! Without waiting for the priest to make a move, Shengshengman raised his hand, and an intermediate healing technique pulled back more than eighty percent of the blood volume of the pretending criminal. Her hand really caught the attention of the army priest!
The scout veteran kicked down the pretending convict, and he was stunned for a long time, and when Shengsheng Man treated the pretending convict, he reacted, quickly apologized one after another, and scooped up the West Phantom boy from the ground: "I'm sorry, brother, it's all my brother, I'm not good at learning...... Me, I'll give you the lollipops for the next month, okay? ”
I must accept your sincere apology! "It's okay! A fighter who can't resist a beating is not a good fighter! My address is...... My name is West Fantasy Boy, you can just send it to me when the time comes! The pretending convict suddenly felt that his 13 pretending was not very good: "What, brother, how about I send you a piece of meat from the Boar King?" Two copies? Three copies? That's it! ”
The meat of the wild boar king has a special effect only if you eat it for the first time, and I, a lollipop officer, can take it many times before! Well, I can swap with someone else! The meat tastes better! After thinking about it for a long time, the scout veteran felt that he had not suffered a loss, and immediately said: "If you send it to me, I will send it to you!" ”
The two of them get off the stage, and the scout veteran sees Twilight. Lord Orange and Fu Yu sat on the side, and then looked at the malicious eyes of their fellow scouts, and realized that they had lost a lot - the rewards of these two adventurers should also be borne by themselves!
Pretending to be a convict also feels that he has lost a lot: live broadcast! After receiving their own news, the entire debunking party brothers saw the footage of themselves being kicked off the big teeth for the first time, and it was a close-up shot! What else can I say in the chat channel besides crying?
King Kong began to sing again: "The one who weeps bitterly...... Those who weep bitterly ......"
The next program was Mayila's solo singing and the girls' group tap dance, both of which enjoyed more than three minutes of enthusiastic applause from all the officers and soldiers.
The Colonel has also become a 'miserable man' - these bunnies, all the programs with a lot of people, use the method of applause to push the reward on my head! If labor and management don't deduct a little from your heads, how can you get so many rewards? Forehead drop god, this pit is bigger than the one in front!
I'm an actor!! Uridun cheered himself on stage as he went on stage, and my performance level was the highest in the group! I must get the warmest applause! I can't compare with girls, who called this the army? The girls' show is destined to be a success......
From an artistic point of view, the songs sung in the vast grassland are of course the highest level performances so far, but who called you not a woman? Applause can be given to you, more than three minutes and no way! Besides, we also have male singers! A team of thousands of pure masters, can't find a few handsome fruits who can sing brilliantly? Several fighters raised their hands and signaled, wanting to PK the vast grassland program!
Uzhdun this depressed!
Fortunately, the officers left the opportunity to challenge the vast steppe to a new recruit. This recruit has an excellent voice, but he has less acting experience. It was the first time I had sung in front of so many people, and there were so many beautiful girls watching, so I was really nervous! Oh no, am I getting a little too high in this song?
The recruits broke their voices, allowing Uridun, the only 'horn' of the Seven Swords, to win PK dangerously.
The five-member chorus of "Heaven and Earth Martial Soul" is doomed to failure - in vain, Blue Moon, the prodigal son of the border city, the candy aristocrat, and the all-professional master just started singing, and the thousands of officers and soldiers in the audience began to meet. The five could barely hear what they were singing.
Seeing the five people step down in embarrassment, Su Cheng decisively admitted his mistake: "It's my fault." I sang this song at the Marquis's Court. I didn't expect Li Dingjun to sing this song to the army so quickly. It seems that this song is still very popular! ”
The five of them looked at each other and laughed: "No loss, no loss!" We were inspired by the chorus of a thousand people of the army to have the ability to fight songs! Just sing this song in battle to bring blessings to your teammates! This is the power of a troubadour. Having this ability meant that these five people could choose to develop as troubadours.
The troubadour profession is not outstanding in itself, but it has a strong auxiliary ability - as long as the members of the team can hear his battle song, they can receive the corresponding blessings, which is unlimited! This harvest of the chorus group is very likely to be the biggest harvest of the Seven Swords' labor army this time.
What made Seven Swords fall through the glasses was the eleventh program: male voice reverse song: "Hot Girl" performer: Tianshan Wonder Hero. Tianshan Wonder Man is played in his true colors: the character is burly and stout, with a dark face, and sings the spicy, enthusiastic and playful "Hot Girl", this contrast almost breaks through the limits of heaven and earth! Nan Feiyan also sang very well! A beautiful song, stunned to vomit on the spot sung by several front-row officers, or rather, vomit when watching! "Please stop singing! I'll send you this reward! A major officer shouted with a twisted face.