There was chaos in my head, and I fell into silence with the cold mechanical sound.

After a long time, the voice never appeared again, the chaotic feeling in my head disappeared, the headache gradually subsided, and the voice of the world began to sound.

Jiang Han was stunned in his seat, still not withdrawing from the shock just now.

What am I?

System binding?

Protagonist template?

Lao Tzu is going to be awesome.... Salted fish is going to turn over?

Jiang Han swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his eyes went straight to the computer.

"the coin killer hang-up dog!"

"Hang up and die for the whole family!"

"Brass Dog is still hanging up, die!"

"you, I*** you. ”

Looking at the "cordial" greetings of his teammates, Jiang Han smirked and turned off lol, looking at the computer interface sluggishly.

"The system... system..."

According to the routine in the novel, Jiang Han called softly in his heart.

"System, Dad, Big Guy?"

Jiang Han's face became darker and darker.

"Paralyzed, there's a hammer system, stupid!" Finally, after being stunned for more than ten minutes, Jiang Han finally scolded.

"Ding~ The roulette wheel is on, do you start low-level summoning?"

However, in the next second, a voice like a natural sound sounded in my ears.

Jiang Han's face changed instantly, and he said with a smile: "Sure enough, the system boss is the most powerful!

"Pump!"

The moment to highlight Lao Tzu's luck king has come, as the existence of the luck king every time he grabs a red envelope, Jiang Han is full of expectations for the lottery results.

"Ding~ Congratulations on getting the special effect spray. ”

There is no imaginary big roulette, no complicated procedures in the novel, and no gorgeous pictures, it seems that as soon as Jiang Han opened his mouth, the lottery result was already drawn in the next second.

"Special Effect Spray: Super anti-wolf spray, made of ultra-stimulating materials, sprayed on the target skin can make their skin red, swollen, itchy and unbearable, sprayed on the sensitive parts of the eyes, there is a certain chance of making them unconscious. The effective distance of the spray is 3-5 meters, and the number of shots is: 500 times. ”

In the next second, Jiang Han only felt a sinking in his pocket, and when he touched his pocket, he found a bottle the size of a woman's lipstick, which was completely black.

Your special effect spray has arrived, please check!

Should I praise you for your efficiency?

Jiang Han took back the special effect spray with a dark face, speechless.

Can there still be a pervert staring at me?

The system is rough for you, see if I don't kill you!

"System, why don't you even give a picture of the lottery, could it be your dark box operation?" Jiang Han asked.

There was silence in my head...

"System, do you only have one lottery function?" Jiang Han decided to change the angle.

There was silence in my head...

"You're really a garbage system, more salty than the salted fish system, you won't be a defective product, right?" Jiang Han decided to use the radical method.

There was silence in my head...

The system boss is awesome, and the people can't afford to be provoked, so say goodbye!

Jiang Han got up indignantly and slapped the table, furious.

Today you ignore me, tomorrow I... Keep sticking you upside down!

"Hey, who's it!" A phone call came just right, Jiang Han silently nodded like, and asked in an unhappy tone.

"Brother..."Jiang Ran said quietly.

"It turned out to be Xiao Ran, are you out of school? I'm outside your school, are you hungry? want to drink something, no, brother will buy it for you!" The unhappiness in my heart disappeared in an instant, the computer stopped playing, the system stopped asking, my waist was no longer sore, my legs didn't hurt anymore, and even talking became happy.

"I want to drink milk tea~"

"I want two glasses, and I will introduce you to my good sister, who is a big beauty!" Jiang Ran said with temptation.

"Who can be as beautiful as you, my sister is the most beautiful!" Jiang Han, who knew Jiang Ran's routine, decisively turned on the praise mode.

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!" Sure enough, Jiang Ran hung up the phone beautifully.

This little girl....

Jiang Han was a little crying and laughing with two cups of milk tea, and when he walked to the school gate, the bell rang.

For a while, the flow of people surged, and one by one the coolly dressed girls came out of the school gate talking and laughing, and Jiang Han leaned on the side of the road, feasting his eyes.

As for gay men? I'm sorry, but my eyeballs automatically filter male creatures.

Jiang Han took a sip of milk tea, and looked at the students who came out one after another like a scanner.

It's good to be young~

It's already like this in high school, and that's in college ....

Jiang Han seemed to see his way out of the single.

The shoulder was slapped violently, the hand was light, and the milk tea had been taken away.

"Brother, look stupid at beautiful women?"

Turning his head to look, Jiang Ran was squinting and smiling, his beautiful face was sunburned, his red lips were slightly open, his teeth were biting the straw, and his long hair hung down his waist, Jiang Han was stunned for a while.

"Hehe, those vulgar fans, how can my Xiao Ran be so captivating and beautiful?" Noticing Jiang Ran's strange look, Jiang Han immediately came back to his senses and sneered.

"Really?" Jiang Ran turned to one side and pulled out a figure from behind him.

"My best friend, Yoyo!"

Looking at the girl behind Jiang Ran, Jiang Han did not hide the surprise in his eyes. Jiang Ran herself is a big beauty, and Yoyo, who is also a best friend, is not bad at all, wearing a green knee-length dress, her hair is draped over her shoulders, she has a delicate goose egg face, and her round-framed eyes are full of quiet beauty.

"Ahem... Yoyo, hello, I'm Jiang Han, Jiang Ran's brother. Jiang Han coughed and stretched out his hand.

"Hello, my name is Li Youyou. Li Youyou smiled, and the two shook hands, and they parted with a touch.

The weak and boneless little hand shook Jiang Han's heart, causing Jiang Ran to slap it down.

"Brother, you won't be fascinated by Yoyo, will you?"

Jiang Han smiled and said, "Everyone has a love for beauty. ”

"Cut..." Jiang Ran rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to hold Li Youyou's arm, and said to Jiang Han: "We are going shopping, you go with us." ”

"Why, I just promised to pick you up. Jiang Han immediately opened his mouth to refuse, knowing that he would not die to that extent because of the fighting power of women's shopping.

"Really?" Jiang Ran's face changed suddenly, and he glanced at the school gate timidly, and Nuo Nuo said: "Brother, don't you think that I was insulted by a pervert when I was shopping outside? ”

Sure enough, the male compatriots who were supposed to leave after school stopped one after another, staring at Jiang Han viciously with murderous eyes, and the appearance of gritting teeth made Jiang Han's heart tremble.

"If I accompany you to go shopping, I'm afraid you haven't been insulted by the pervert, and my brother will be beaten first. Jiang Han said speechlessly.

"If you come less, you can go shopping with the school flowers, and others don't have a chance to accompany them. Jiang Ran snorted lightly.

"The school flower you are talking about is Youyou, right?" Jiang Han said quietly, causing Li Youyou to cover his mouth and snicker, causing Jiang Ran to look at him angrily.

"Can't I be the school girl?"

"I always thought you were a joke. Jiang Han still didn't say this sentence after all, so he could only nod helplessly: "Let's go, I've served you, today I will sacrifice my life to accompany the beauty." ”

"Look at your reluctant look, I don't know how many people want to accompany..."Jiang Ran pulled Li Youyou to walk in front, and said as he walked.

"I've also slept with their school girls and bathed their school girls, what's the deal?" Jiang Han said subconsciously.

Suddenly, a cold from the unknown rose, and Jiang Han stiffly looked at Jiang Ran's tall back in front of him.

A pair of round and slender long legs wrapped in jeans stiffened in place, and Jiang Ran's voice of gritting his teeth came faintly.

"Jiang Han, you have a disease that will die if you don't die, right?"