Just a few days after the college entrance examination, the hot weather put an end to all Jiang Han's thoughts of going out, and he stayed at home all day.

"Hey, I really want to go out and see the big white legs all over the street. Leaning against the window and taking a sip of cold Coke, Jiang Han looked gloomyly at the long legs of Bai Huahua on the street outside.

These chicks are really crazy, and they still run out for a walk on a hot day, and they don't want to die.

While Jiang Han felt sad for these girls' boyfriends, his mood also became a little irritable.

"There are grasses everywhere in the world, but none of them are beside me. Jiang Han sighed, ran back to the room, and threw himself on the bed.

Looking at the family photo frame on the bedside table, Jiang Han smiled a little bitterly.

"Dad, Mom, my son and I have been admitted to college, I finally didn't disappoint you, right?"

He pulled out the admission letter from Twin Cities University under his pillow, smiled self-deprecatingly, and tossed it aside like garbage.

With his hands behind his head, he stared blankly at the ceiling.

"It's a carnival after the college entrance examination? I might as well fucking study in school, I'm bored to death. ”

Jiang Han took a sip, picked up his mobile phone, and read the novel boringly.

As soon as I opened the novel software, Xiaomei's phone called.

"I'm sorry, the phone you called is off..."

"Brother, don't make trouble..."

Jiang Han laughed dryly and asked, "Aren't you in class?

Jiang Ran said angrily: "Did you use your brain to install the H-color website? I only told you last night and forgot about it?"

Jiang Han's face was straight, and he said righteously: "What did the stinky girl say! Your brother, am I the kind of person who goes to the H website? I'm pure, okay?" ”

"Yes, yes, then my dear brother, what did you promise me yesterday?" Jiang Ran asked with a smile.

It's not good, it's murderous!

Jiang Han's eyes narrowed, his mind turned like electricity, and a film came to his mind, and he blurted out a sentence: "I will accompany you to buy underwear today!"

Suffer, pills!

As soon as the words came out, Jiang Han immediately regretted it. Sure enough, the little sister's roar came as scheduled.

"Jiang Han, you bastard, pervert, give me death!"

For a moment, both of them fell silent, quietly waiting for the atmosphere called awkwardness to dissipate.

"I'm on vacation today, and you'll pick me up later. Just when Jiang Han and the others were frightened, Jiang Ran snorted lightly and spoke.

"Okay, good, my brother will definitely not be late!" Jiang Han breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly agreed.

"Of course you won't be late, if you're late..."

"Women's photos are up to you!" Jiang Han was categorical.

"Hmph~"

Ending the phone call with Xiaomei to hide the murderous machine, Jiang Han hurriedly jumped up from the bed and rushed into the toilet.

As a standard otaku salted fish, how can you take care of yourself at home? Everything has to start anew.

Thinking of Jiang Ran's gritted teeth, Jiang Han shuddered a little.

After processing the physiological needs in five minutes and changing into casual clothes, Jiang Han stood in front of the mirror by the door and nodded with satisfaction.

"That's so handsome!"

Jiang Han pushed the door out and walked towards Jiang Ran's school.

Twin Cities is a second-tier city, although not as good as those first-tier metropolises, but it is also full of people and cars. If you don't leave earlier, when it comes to the rush hour after work, Jiang Han's late arrival is already a proper ending.

Jiang Ran went to Shuangcheng High School, and Jiang Han also graduated there, so he was very familiar with the road, and arrived at the school gate an hour later.

Twin Cities High School occupies a large area and the school is perfect, both in terms of hardware and software facilities, which are comparable to those top high schools.

At this time, it was only one o'clock in the afternoon, and there was still more than an hour before Jiang Ran got out of school, so of course Jiang Han would not be stupid to stand at the school gate with the sun waiting for the end of school.

Turning around and walking towards the Internet café in his memory, Jiang Han subconsciously rubbed his hands.

"Niang Xipi, I haven't been to this store for a long time, and I still have three months of membership. ”

Jiang Han smiled, but in the next second, a shriveled arm stopped in front of Jiang Han.

Nima!

Jiang Han was so frightened that he jumped back, didn't look at the front, and opened his mouth to scold: "I'm rubbing, what are you doing?

"Hey, hey, little brother, don't be angry. "The one who stopped him was an old man in a shabby black robe, with few hairs on the top of his head, and a lewd smile, I don't know why, Jiang Han's mind suddenly appeared in the movie "Domestic Lingling Paint" played by Xing Ye.

"I said, brother, aren't you dressed like this on a hot day?" Jiang Han rolled his eyes and pointed to the black robe on the old man's body.

"You don't care about it. The old man waved his hand, suddenly approached, grabbed the corner button of the black robe with one hand, raised his eyebrows at Jiang Hanyi, and said mysteriously: "Brother, I have some good things here, do you want to take a look?"

Looking at the old man's every move, Jiang Han already knew what he was doing, and couldn't help but pout his lips with disdain, and said, "Brother, you're too backward, aren't you? ”

"Besides, I'm so good-looking, Yushu is in the wind, do you think I'll buy your little movie?

After speaking, Jiang Han pulled the old man away and walked towards the front.

"Hey, little brother, don't worry!" The old man hurriedly pulled Jiang Han's arm, his face was straight, and he asked seriously: "This little friend, can you listen to the old man?"

Jiang Han's body was shocked, and he looked at the old man: "I don't know if this senior has any advice?"

"I'm a peerless..."

"Stop, I don't have any money, my brother has found the wrong person. Jiang Han sighed in his heart: Don't blame me for playing.

"Hey, hey, think about it, little brother, think about it, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-month-old child, it's not easy to feed a large family!" The old man pulled Jiang Han to cry with a handful of snot and tears, and if you don't buy my cheats, I will rely on you not to leave.

"I'll go, brother, you're almost eighty years old, right?" Jiang Han twitched the corner of his mouth.

Ten minutes passed....

"Little brother, it's up to you to protect world peace!" The old man pulled the ten yuan in his hand with a satisfied face, and waved goodbye to Jiang Han with an old face smiling like a chrysanthemum.

"Okay senior, just wait!" Jiang Han raised a brand-new thread-bound book in his hand and said with a smile.

Watching the old man leave, Jiang Han couldn't help but smile.

"I'm also enough, and I actually bought it. ”

casually threw the [Nine Yin True Scripture] in his hand into the trash, and threw a silver-plated bracelet in his other hand.

"This old man is really interesting, buy cheats and give bracelets. ”

The silver-plated bracelet has a dull sheen, and I don't know which horn it came from.

Jiang Han didn't care, put the bracelet in his pocket, and continued to walk towards the Internet café.

After driving the machine for an hour, skillfully opening lol, and logging in to his brass five account, Jiang Han smiled and murmured: "The rookies in the qualifying competition, the great god is here!"

As soon as he entered the matching stage, a burst of electric current sounded in his head.

"Damn, it's too hot and you're hallucinating?"

Jiang Han patted his forehead and didn't care.

But when the sound became more and more chaotic and loud, until his ears were occupied by this sound, and his mind was full of "zizi" sounds, Jiang Han finally felt that something was wrong.

"Isn't it that exciting? Am I supposed to be deaf?"

A man was so excited about the end of the college entrance examination that he lost his ears when playing games!

In-depth analysis of the terrible impact of the pressure in the hearts of college entrance examination students now, the results shocked the brick family!

Thinking that the nonsense article started by himself, Jiang Han couldn't help but jump his eyelids.

Why are you still addicted? I can't stop, I'm not really deaf, am I?

The whole world seemed to have disappeared from all sounds, except for the complicated and chaotic "zizi" sound, Jiang Han had a trace of fear in his heart.

"I'm Nima, God, I'm still a virgin, I still want to have a girlfriend, you are doing this so that I can't even hear my sister's voice in the future!" Jiang Han felt a little broken, and scolded in his heart.

"Ding~"

"The system is activated, the binding is successful, the energy is insufficient, and the redundant programs are automatically destroyed..."

"The destruction was successful... Low energy... Automatically turn on the emergency plan... Smart Erase..."

"Ding~"

"Summoner Activation ......"