Chapter 839: Lian Mai Meets Troll
The first girl is beautiful, because she was caught and raped by Xiaozhi, she refused, which is understandable.
The second girl was average-looking, but sexy, and still refused.
The third girl, who looks decent, actually refuses!
They are very much looking forward to what kind of snacklust Chen Mo uses to deal with the current situation.
So, under the expectant gaze of everyone, I saw Chen Mo groaning for a while, and then said:
"Xiao Wang, you like boys, right?"
"That's for sure, I'm not lace-edged, and my sexual orientation is very normal."
Miss Wang nodded.
"Hey, so, that's the problem!"
Chen Mo sighed and said:
"Look, you like boys, but I like girls!"
Miss Wang: "????
This...... Is there anything wrong with that??? ”
Sailors also wondered.
"yes, what's wrong with that?"
"Isn't that very normal?"
"How is this the problem?"
"Is it difficult, the girl must be lace edging, do you like the king?"
“……”
Yang Yuchan, who was spitting under Chen Mo, also looked up at Chen Mo suspiciously.
After satisfying everyone's appetite.
Chen Mo sighed again and said:
"Look, you like guys, I like girls.
We all have different views on love!
How is this possible together?
Even if you are barely together, you won't be happy! ”
Miss Wang: "......"
All sailors: "......"
Hearing Chen Mo's words, countless sailors were directly speechless!
Why is this okay?
You like guys, I like girls, so we have a different view of love?
What a different view of love from God!
Chen Mo's words were like bombs, which directly detonated everyone's emotions, and the entire barrage completely exploded!
"! I've finally seen the same concept of love as the king god! ”
"666666, the king of lies!"
"It turns out that these are two completely different views of love...... Posture ......"
"Hanging King, according to your logic, it must be lace to be the same as your view of love!
Could it be that Xiaozhi is also a lace edge? ”
"Something amazing seems to have been found upstairs."
“……”
This time, the microphone connection is finally over completely.
Three girls in a row confessed to Chen Mo.
Chen Mo was also a little overwhelmed.
The brain can't bear it!
Who can stand this special battle of wits and courage?
"Ahem, five minutes, if someone still connects to the microphone, I'll connect again, and then broadcast it.
If not, this is the end of this live broadcast!
Let's have a few more jokes while waiting for others! ”
Chen Mo said: "Ask everyone a math finale question.
Listen carefully!
If you answer correctly, you will be rewarded with a Demon God's Punishment skin code! ”
All the sailors are attentive.
Listen carefully to Chen Mo's questions.
Some people have even picked up the pen and really started to check.
"Listen up!
5 minutes for boys and 30 minutes for girls, so ......"
When I heard this.
Someone has already listed all the conditions.
By substituting various formulas, you can calculate the results of various problems.
"So, how many minutes does it take for a boy and a girl to take a shower together?"
As soon as these words came out, the barrage was silent for thirty seconds.
And then......
"!!!"
"I thought it was some kind of math problem! Results ......"
"It's worthy of being a hanging king, and even the math problems are so dirty than others!"
"Hahaha, I found out, "It's worthy of being the king, even XXXX is better than XXXX" has become a sentence that water friends often send barrage. ”
"I know the answer, the little boy gets out of the bathroom in thirty seconds, and the girl has to wash for half an hour more."
"Thirty seconds? Isn't it a bit short......"
“……”
And right now.
The last person to connect the microphone appeared.
The microphone is on.
A majestic male voice came from the opposite side:
"Hello Hangwang, my surname is Liu, you can call me Xiao Liu."
Whether it is Chen Mo or sailors.
They all breathed a sigh of relief.
This time it's finally not a confession!
But in the next second, I only heard this Xiao Liu Dao:
"Hanging Wang, your and I have the same or different views on love.
You can be pretty or not.
Family conditions are generally on the upper side.
can be fully worthy of your little anchor.
Give it a chance!
I'm up and you're down.
I'll attack you.
I'm behind you before you.
How about we be happy together? ”
As soon as I heard this.
Chen Mo suddenly frowned.
It's so disgusting!
The sailors are also annoyed.
"Don't take incompetence as humor!"
"What a man! Disgusting! ”
"Hanging the king's family scares people, and there are no dirty words at all. This kind of person is not scared, and he is full of disgusting swearing! ”
"Roll !!!"
"Hang the king, hang up, you go down, don't pay attention to this kind of unqualified person!"
“……”
Yang Yuchan also temporarily stopped the activity in her mouth and said:
"Husband, listen to my hang-up.
This kind of person, if you talk a few more words, it is an insult to yourself. ”
Chen Mo nodded and said, "I'm sorry."
I don't like this kind of banter. ”
It's time to hang up.
Xiao Liu suddenly laughed and said:
"Silly beep anchor!
Aren't your usual live broadcasts awesome?
Open all kinds of abuse?
Your dad and I'm here to scold you, you have the ability to show me another one!
My damn stinky grass!
The Great Blood of Nima 13!
I @##¥¥%......"
Then the man began to swear like crazy.
Chen Mo also reacted.
This thing should be a player who has been abused by himself.
Because the report was unsuccessful, he came to his own live broadcast room and insulted himself with Lian Mai.
This time, Chen Mo's fans were also angry!
The hanging king family is an officially certified anchor!
And every time you lose to the hanging king, the official will have corresponding compensation.
Not only will it not drop stars, but it will even rise stars!
So many people are looking forward to being abused by Chen Mokai!
And even if someone abuses you.
Game only.
You just scold yourself, this scolds the eighteen generations of other people's ancestors!
And his mouth is full of ** officials!
That's too much!
"Grass! Dead trolls get out!! ”
"Silly beep, looking for scolding, right?"
"I think this is the live broadcast time of the king, and people don't dare to scold you, right?"
"Hang the king, don't bear it, scold this dog to death!"
“……”
Facing the angry scolding of fans.
This Xiao Liu not only didn't care, but became proud.
"Hahahaha! Come on! You have the ability to scold me!
Do you dare?
I dare!
What's wrong with Lao Tzu's mouthful of ** officials?
Lao Tzu is the big blood of the grass mother13! What's wrong?
Look, I'm in the grass!!
Ride your mom to the market!!
De'er~~~~Driving~~~"
(PS: Today Dongguo Guo encountered a very poignant thing.)
Because it is difficult to make money in Dongguoguo, and Dongguoguo's wife was accidentally fooled into buying 800 yuan of artificial soap.
She felt that she had been deceived, and then she felt that it was not easy for me to make money, and that I was too stupid, so she was cheated of the 800 yuan.
So I hugged me and cried all afternoon, blaming myself all the time, I was too easy to be deceived.
I don't feel good when I hear it.
I hope I can work hard to make money, so that my wife will not be so sad and blame herself so much because of this money. )
(End of chapter)