"How scared is King Hang, Xiaozhi?"

"It's not good to be pretty, it's not good if it's not pretty, it's not okay to be decent......

Can I understand that you don't like women at all? ”

"Gay is gay!"

“……”

In the excited ridicule of the sailors.

This Miss Wang said domineeringly:

"Hanging King, I just like that you don't like me!

You change it! ”

Chen Mo: "......"

Just like you don't like me?!

God replied!!

"Hahahaha! This girl is amazing! ”

"I've scared the king!"

“666666！”

"It's not going to change the king now, and it's not going to change it anymore! I'm laughing to death! ”

“……”

Chen Mo sighed and said, "Sister, you're very good at playing routines, aren't you?"

In this way, I give you a chance.

If you can trick me, I'll promise you! ”

Miss Wang immediately said excitedly: "Come on! Hang Wang, I've played tricks with you, a master of routines! ”

Miss Wang: "I'm here!"

You must be lonely, aren't you? ”

Chen Mo: "Don't say that I have always lived in your heart, so I am very lonely."

Brother sleeps on Xiaozhi's 36G burst (harmony) breasts every day, and he is not lonely at all. ”

Miss Wang: "That...... Do you have someone you really love and want to marry? ”

Chen Mo: "I have !! ”

Miss Wang: "I started without me!" ”

Chen Mo: "......"

Miss Wang: "The sea of bitterness is endless, and it is me who turns back!" ”

Chen Mo: "Don't think about progress, think about yourself!" ”

Miss Wang: "The fallen leaves return to the roots, you belong to me!"

If you don't hate the hassle ......"

Chen Mo: "Super disgusted! ”

Miss Wang: "Please stay with me!" ”

Chen Mo: "Heheda, my brother can't be killed!" ”

Miss Wang: "Shall we be romantic?" ”

Chen Mo: "Steady, don't wave." ”

Miss Wang: "I think you know something. ”

Chen Mo: "I don't want to know the first three words of your sentence. ”

Miss Wang: "I don't know ...... in spring"

Chen Mo: "It's not good to deal with the object!" Next sentence! ”

Miss Wang: "I look at your photo like a person!" ”

Chen Mo: "It's not your boyfriend, let alone your mother's son-in-law!" ”

Miss Wang: "You have to take good care of yourself. ”

Chen Mo: "Don't worry, I'll take care of myself." ”

Miss Wang: "If you can't, let me take good care of you." ”

Chen Mo: "No need, someone will 'take care' of me now." ”

Miss Wang: "The tiger is not powerful, can you be my boyfriend?" ”

Chen Mo: "You just treat me as a sick cat!" ”

Hear a conversation between the two.

The sailors in the live broadcast room were shocked one after another!

This is a battle between the two kings of routines who have no lines at all, no thinking, and are in labor!

"It's awesome!!"

"The king of hanging will perform the 10,000-year-old single dog to the fullest!"

"Not only can you fight back, but you also completely master the opponent's routine!"

"It's still a king! The King of Routines! ”

"Hanging King smiled slightly, heheda, sister, the longest road you have walked is my routine!"

“……”

The battle continues!

Miss Wang: "Which one do you say hurts more, watermelon or coconut?" ”

Chen Mo: "It hurts." ”

Miss Wang: "My heart hurts even more. ”

Chen Mo: "Warm reminder: be careful of myocardial infarction. ”

Miss Wang: "Are you cold?" If it's cold, you can come to my heart, it's very warm! ”

Chen Mo: "It's not cold, it's a big sun today." ”

Miss Wang: "In such a big world, I just met you, and you also met me, it's good." ”

Chen Mo: "This is also a bad fate." ”

Miss Wang: "Actually, I've always been behind you!" ”

Chen Mo: "Are you trying to poke me in the back!" ”

Miss Wang: "I'll leave you to turn back." ”

Chen Mo: "I'll give you a stick when I turn around!" ”

"Hahaha......"

"I'll give you a blow!"

"Is the hanging king the Monkey King?"

"No, I'm going to be amused to death by the two of you!"

“……”

Miss Wang: "You're like a hacker. ”

Chen Mo: "Don't worry, I won't steal your heart." ”

Miss Wang: "Do you buy watermelon?" Buy 1 Get 1 Free! ”

Chen Mo: "If you want to give a girlfriend like you in the second half of the sentence, then I want to say."

Bring watermelon, people don't want it. ”

Miss Wang: "I want to change my hairstyle. ”

Chen Mo: "Bald head is very suitable for you. By the way, there is no such thing as a 'no style' hairstyle. ”

Miss Wang: "You know, the two of us are quite excessive. ”

Chen Mo: "You are too persistent, am I too handsome?" ”

Miss Wang: "When we meet for the first time, I don't have anything to give you, so I might as well give you my favorite things!" ”

Chen Mo: "RMB?" You don't have to say that you love yourself the most.

No one loves themselves more than they love RMB! ”

Miss Wang: "I want to travel. ”

Chen Mo: "I'm sorry, we don't have the option of a day trip to my bed. ”

Miss Wang: "Beef, mutton, pork, guess which one I like?" ”

Chen Mo: "Anyway, it's not the meat of the heart." ”

"Tainyima is awesome!"

"How many routines are there?"

"The hanging king is just like Zhuge Liang, there is a feeling of tongue war!"

"Exciting! It's so exciting! ”

"Wow Ka Ka Ka, it's more exciting than watching that kind of martial arts movie!"

"There is a sense of decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City!"

“……”

Miss Wang: "I'll recommend a game for you." ”

Chen Mo: "I have played the exciting "Glory of Kings", and I don't want to waste time playing anything else." ”

Miss Wang: "Let's learn about my world." ”

Chen Mo: "I don't understand. ”

Miss Wang: "Don't be a rose, be a wild grass that is wild in your heart." ”

Chen Mo: "But you're a wild boar!" ”

Miss Wang: "Why hasn't my order arrived yet?" ”

Chen Mo: "Don't love me, it's fruitless." ”

Miss Wang: "......"

Here it is.

This Miss Wang is finally running out of words!

For a full half minute, no new routines came out.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all exploded!

"Your Excellency is the king of routines, let's break your intestines!"

"Admire, admire!"

"The words of the king made me understand, you will never be able to trick people who don't love you."

“……”

Miss Wang was still unwilling, and said with grievances:

"Hanging King, I've been watching your live broadcast.

Really die-hard fans!

I love you!

Give me a chance, and I'll let you know how good I am!

I do...... I'm willing to give everything for you!

Even life! ”

In the end, this Miss Wang had even cried.

This made all the sailors explode one by one!

"Oh my God! Why didn't any girl do this to me? ”

"Hang the king, you must hold on! Don't be crushed by the sugar-coated shells of capitalism! ”

However, Chen Mo finally insisted:

"Sorry, we're not the right fit!"

"Why? I need a reason!

You don't even know me, so why am I not suitable? ”

Miss Wang was a little broken.

And the next sentence Chen Mo said made her even more devastated.