"Are you in such a good mood?" Chen Mo asked as he lay comfortably in the back seat.

"That has to be good! Hee-hee-hee, you can't guess why I'm in such a good mood! As soon as Yang Yuling heard Chen Mo speak, she couldn't help but want to laugh!

This stupid roe deer is still talking to me so kindly!

Completely toyed with by the old lady between the applause!

"I'm in a good mood today, thank you Xiao Lingling for accompanying me to drink and eat, and make me happy." Chen Mo said with a smile.

"Hahahaha, it's obviously my brother-in-law who makes me happy!" Yang Yuling said.

"Huh? Didn't you eat and drink with me? Why did I make you happy? Chen Mo asked knowingly.

"Hee-hee, you'll find out later." Yang Yuling pretended to be mysterious.

When she drove about halfway up the mountain, and there was no store in front of the village, Yang Yuling stopped the car and pulled over.

Chen Mo glanced at it, there was no light in the front and back, there were mountains and forests on both sides, and at night, not a single figure could be seen.

Chen Mo pretended to be panicked and said, "Why are you parking?" ”

Yang Yuling smiled and said, "It's okay, I just want to tell you...... You ......"

Just as she was about to say what she had drugged, Yang Yuling's face turned strange, and she asked with a frown, "You...... Don't you have an upset stomach? ”

Chen Mo saw that her face turned white, and knew that it must be the effect of the medicine.

Chen Mo shook his head with a smile.

Yang Yuling asked without giving up: "You...... Do you really feel nothing?

Ouch...... Strange why my stomach hurts as much as a knife!

This...... How is this possible? ”

Chen Mo held back a smile and said, "Xiao Lingling, did you eat something wrong?"

Oh, I forgot to tell you, just when you were looking out the window, I think you have a lot of wine.

I changed our wines. ”

"What?! You ......" Yang Yuling looked at Chen Mo dumbfounded, her angry lips trembling.

"Hey, don't thank me, after all, I'm an old man, how can I let you drink too much wine from a weak woman?

Please call me Gentleman Mo, boots" Chen Mo finally sold a cute.

Yang Yuling's face turned pale with fright, pointed at Chen Mo with her finger, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... How can you ...... I...... I ......"

Chen Mo asked curiously, "What's wrong with me?" Could it be that you still drugged me in the wine? ”

"I ...... I...... I didn't ......."

Lucy Yang is going crazy!

admit it yourself, that is tantamount to slapping yourself in the face, and letting Chen Mo see the joke in vain.

If you don't admit it, how can you explain your virtue?

However, at this time, Chen Mo said with a straight face: "Yang Yuling, let me tell you, if you want people to know, unless you don't do it!"

You call stealing chickens and rice!

If you can't do it, you will be!

It is because you are Yang Yuchan's cousin that I gave you such a small lesson.

If it were someone else, would you dare to drug my wine?

Lao Tzu punched him in the head earlier! ”

Yang Yuling said angrily: "It turns out that you already knew! ”

Chen Mo clasped his hands around his chest, and said arrogantly with a look of what can you do to me: "Yes, I already knew!" ”

"Then you dare to change the wine!!! You...... You...... You're still not a man, are you? Yang Yuling clutched her stomach in pain and said angrily.

"Am I a man?

Then I ask you, if you don't want to hurt me, how can you be harmed?

If you really think of me as a brother-in-law, how can you be like this now?

You made that cup of poisoned wine yourself, why do you blame me in turn?

What kind of logic are you?! Chen Mo said righteously.

"I ...... I ......"

Yang Yuling couldn't say a word when Chen Mo scolded her.

In the end, she could only hold her stomach resentfully and said sadly: "Who told you to hit my ass in front of so many people!"

I've grown so big, no one has ever dared to spank my ass!

You...... You're a nuisance!

Ouch, it hurts me!

I...... I just want to laugh and teach you a lesson!

I want to take advantage of your diarrhea to throw you halfway up the mountain, and then have a high fever and no one cares about anything......

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect ......."

Chen Mo was angry and funny: "Then do you know what will happen if you have diarrhea and a high fever, and you can't get medical treatment in the wilderness?" ”

Yang Yuling was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Isn't it just a little painful?" I think it's okay for everyone to have diarrhea and fever? ”

"Diarrhea and high fever, and there is no liquid infusion in the wilderness, not to mention the physique of ordinary people, let alone collapse and die, burn out the brain, get pneumonia, and even be dragged away by wild wolves and wild dogs to eat!

Do you think it's as simple as a stomachache and a headache?

Why is your heart so poisonous that you want to kill me like this? Yes?! Chen Mo shouted angrily.

Yang Yuling bit her lower lip, her expression was sad, and she said angrily: "How can I be so vicious!" I just want to teach you a lesson!

Chen Mo, let's see!

Someday I'll ......

Oops, it hurts me!

Chen Mo! I...... I'm not done with you!

I want you to die without a place to bury

I...... Oops......"

Yang Yuling finally couldn't bear it anymore, and with a poof, she let out a long and loud super stinky fart.

Her pale face immediately turned red with shame, and her eyes were filled with tears of shame.

Chen Mo immediately pinched his nose and said with a disgusted expression: "Oops, it stinks!" It stinks!

It is said that stinky farts don't make a sound, and loud farts don't stink, but I didn't expect you to look so white and clean, and your farts are loud and smelly!

Vomit"

Yang Yuling finally couldn't help it, and a bitter cry came out.

Big tears rolled down his eyes.

While wiping her tears, she climbed into the car and endured the pain to start the car and wanted to turn back, gritting her teeth and saying, "Chen Mo! Don't be shy!

I...... My little witch won't just give up!

I swear by my personality!

I ......"

burst

Before Yang Yuling finished her cruel words, a long and loud stinky fart sounded again.

At this time, the effect of the medicine had already reached the extreme, and Yang Yuling couldn't control it at all.

Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst!!!!

This fart is one after the other!

This serial fart is really like a poison gas bomb, and the whole carriage is full of fart!

Even Yang Yuling herself was so smoked that she almost vomited.

Chen Mo couldn't control it, opened the car window and breathed in the fresh air outside, and tears of laughter came out.

Yang Yuling slammed on the brakes, turned around, and hit Chen Mo with her small fists, crying: "I let you laugh at me!"

I'll make you laugh at me!

Let you see me like this......

I...... I don't live anymore!

Ouch ......"

Before Chen Mo could open his mouth to mock, Yang Yuling shrank back in pain, holding her stomach, her face turned blue, and beads of sweat the size of beans dripped down her forehead.