Chapter 417: Routines and Anti-Routines
Bite!
"System prompt: The glass of wine on the left has been scanned for a large amount of laxatives and drugs that can produce high fevers, please beware of the host!"
When the system prompt came out, a thunderbolt crashed into Chen Mo's mind.
He looked at Yang Yuling's delicate and beautiful face, and only felt that his lungs were about to explode!
Unexpectedly, Yang Yuchan, who is also the daughter of the Yang family, is kind-hearted, enthusiastic and generous, and her cousin is so vicious!
I actually drugged myself in my own wine!
And it's not just a laxative!
You must know that this is the Yang family's villa, and taxis can't get in at all!
I don't have a car, and I want to go down the mountain with a pair of legs.
In the middle of the night, if you are an ordinary person, you have diarrhea and high fever, and you have to die halfway up the mountain? !
Chen Mo's anger reached the extreme, and he really wanted to immediately lift Yang Yuling's skirt and beat Yang Yuling's plump and fat ass fiercely!
Yang Yuling saw that Chen Mo was silent for a long time, so she said a little anxiously: "Brother-in-law, what's wrong?" Still angry? What are you angry with a girl from me!
Manly man's!
Come, after drinking this glass of wine, we will have no grudges when we meet in the future, okay? ”
Chen Mo took a deep breath, forced his angry mood, and secretly sneered in his heart.
Want to fix me, right?
The last killer who wanted to kill me has been pressed to the ground and rubbed several times by Lao Tzu!
You provoked my brother today, don't blame your brother-in-law for not giving your cousin face!
Chen Mo closed his eyes and calmed down for three seconds, then said to Yang Yuling with a smile: "Hey, it's good to know that you admit your mistakes, you will be a family in the future, of course this wine brother-in-law has to drink with you." ”
Yang Yuling's deer is jumping violently at this moment!
The face is red and purple with excitement!
Rattle!
Xiao Chen Mo, after drinking this glass of wine, the old lady let you know what life is better than death!!
Chen Mo took the wine glass and said to Yang Yuling: "Let's cheer!" ”
Yang Yuling naturally said happily: "Cheers!" ”
At this moment, Chen Mo looked out of the glass window of the bar with a surprised face, and immediately shouted loudly in an extremely exaggerated and surprised voice:
"!
Why didn't Yuchan run out with her bare ass without clothes?! ”
"What? Is it so exciting? Yang Yuling immediately put down the cup in her hand and turned her head to look out the window.
Not only Yang Yuchan, but also the people in the whole bar, one counts as one, and they all put down their cups one after another, and all of them shifted their attention to the window, all wanting to see what Yang Yuchan Guoben looked like.
Human nature is like this, knowing that it is impossible, but listening to what others say about it, I still want to see it.
said that it was too late, Chen Mo quickly put his own wine glass in his left hand next to Yang Yuling's wine glass.
immediately grabbed Yang Yuling's wine glass and took it back to his face.
The whole process did not take more than 0.01 seconds, and even Chen Mo picked up the drug-free wine glass, and the water was not swaying.
I really don't know it!
Yang Yuling didn't see anything outside the window, and couldn't help pouting: "What, obviously nothing!" ”
Chen Mo pretended not to know anything, touched his head and smiled: "Maybe I drank too much wine, I was a little dazzled, and I was hallucinating."
Sorry ha! ”
Yang Yuling naturally didn't blame Chen Mo, and immediately pretended not to care: "It's okay, brother-in-law, come, let's continue!"
Everyone, yes, found such a good brother-in-law for me to toast! ”
With that, she stood up and raised the glass in front of her.
Everyone in the bar knew Yang Yuling, so they would naturally give her this face, and they all stood up and raised their glasses.
Chen Mo sneered in his heart: "The show is about to start!" ”
He also stood up with a smile, raised his wine glass and said proudly: "I'm sorry everyone, the building near the water will get the moon first, and I will take Yuchan first, haha!" ”
Yang Yuling said disdainfully in her heart: "Do you really think that the old lady is giving you face?" ”
Cheers !!
Everyone toasts together, but drink it all!
Chen Mo raised his head and drank not a drop of the wine in the cup, and watched Yang Yuling drink the wine he had replaced with a smile, without the slightest pity or guilt in his heart.
What is it called?
Harming others is not the opposite of harming yourself!
If you can't do it, you will be!
What it's like to make yourself medicinate often!
But just how powerful is this medicine?
Hehe, I'm looking forward to it!
After drinking, Chen Mo noticed a mysterious smile on Yang Yuling's face.
He knew it, but he pretended not to know anything, and sat down and said, "Order a few good dishes for my brother-in-law, I drank too much wine, and I didn't eat very seriously." ”
Lucy Yang was overjoyed!
I'm not afraid that you will eat vegetables, but I am afraid that you will have nothing in your stomach and no diarrhea!
She immediately said, "Oh, yes! Waiter! Give the best specialty dish in the villa to your brother-in-law! ”
It didn't take long for the meals to be ready.
Yang Yuling also diligently picked up the vegetables in her hand, handed them to Chen Mo and said, "Brother-in-law, come, I'll feed you!" ”
"What's so embarrassing?" After speaking, Chen Mo ate the dish without embarrassment.
The two of them, each with a ghost, ate this meal very happily.
Chen Mo picked out those expensive dishes that he had never eaten, as if he had never eaten in eight lifetimes.
What abalone, sea cucumber, shark fin, eat that called a belly round!
Yang Yuling saw Chen Mo's appearance of being reincarnated as a starving ghost, although she despised him, she thought that Chen Mo had already drunk the wine she had drugged, so she didn't say a word, and accompanied Chen Mo to eat and drink all the time, patiently waiting to see his jokes.
It's just that this meal has been down for a long time, and Chen Mo has not had any adverse reactions.
After eating, Chen Mo said that he was leaving.
How could Yang Yuling let go of the opportunity to see him embarrassment?
immediately smiled earnestly and said, "Brother-in-law, I'll send you down the mountain!" This mountain road is rugged, and it takes more than an hour to drive down, so it is too inconvenient for you to walk. ”
Chen Mo knew and said, "Isn't it just that the effect of the medicine hasn't happened yet?" Don't you just want to see Lao Tzu's jokes with your own eyes?
It just so happens that Lao Tzu also wants to see what miserable you are for a while!
Send me down the mountain, I can't ask for it! ”
So he said, "Yes! ”
Yang Yuling opened her eyes and smiled: "Hey, I'm going to drive, you are waiting at the door!" ”
Chen Mo whispered: "Well, if you really treat me as a brother-in-law, how good it would be......"
Yang Yuling was puzzled: "Huh? Brother-in-law, what did you say, I didn't hear clearly? ”
Chen Mo: "It's nothing, you go drive." ”
Not long after, Chen Mo got on Yang Yuling's Maserati supercar.
The speed of this Maserati is really not blown, Yang Yuling moved the car at full speed, and the car easily drove to 180 yards on this mountain road, like a rocket, and sped up.
And Yang Yuling held the steering wheel, whistled excitedly, and hummed a song!