Chapter Eighty-Four: Big Carrots!
Tang Seng stood at the gate of Guanghan Palace, about to see Fairy Chang'e, and his heart was inevitably excited.
"Hehe, I can't say tonight, Chang'e will be infatuated with the handsome appearance of the poor monk, and then spend the Spring Festival together!"
Tang Seng's imagination is too rich, YY up, it's terrifying.
"Master, master!"
At this moment, Goku's voice came from the sky.
"Why is Wukong here?"
Tang Seng frowned, he wanted to spend the world of two with Chang'e, but Wukong came to disturb him again.
"Master, you don't want to see Chang'e, do you?"
Wukong asked the point, "You look like a monk, people may not want to see you!" ”
"So what to do?"
"Change you, and Chang'e will see you!"
"Then you change quickly!"
Tang Seng is happy, and it is good to know spells.
Change!
Tang Seng originally thought that Wukong would change his hair, so he would not be considered a monk.
Unexpected!
Wukong actually turned Tang Seng into a carrot.
"Master, if you are brought in like this, the other party will definitely not recognize you!"
Goku is full of confidence.
"Wukong, aren't you a pit master?"
Tang Seng was in a hurry, and he couldn't speak, and even wondered if he had let Wukong carry too much pot before, and he was deliberately retaliating.
Change!
Wukong transformed into the appearance of the queen mother, carrying a basket with a bunch of carrots in it, and Tang Seng was one of them.
Wukong pushed open the door and deliberately put the basket in front of him, so that Tang Seng could have a wide field of vision.
There is a large courtyard in the Guanghan Palace, and the ground is a thick lawn.
There is a vegetable garden in the yard with cucumbers, eggplants, carrots, etc.
They all have one thing in common, they are both thick and long shapes.
"It's weird, what are you doing with these?"
Goku felt strange and whispered.
"Is there still a question here, it must be for your own use, living in the Moon Palace for a long time, keeping the empty boudoir alone, not even a man, can you not be lonely?"
Tang Seng thought in his heart.
It can be explained best by the theory of modern people.
"By the way, my grandson knows the reason, because Chang'e raised a jade rabbit, and this is food for it!"
Wukong had a flash of inspiration and said in an epiphany.
“……”
Tang Seng was embarrassed, it seems that this is really the truth.
My own thoughts are simply too dirty!
Knock knock!
Goku, the Queen Mother, knocks softly on the door.
Squeak!
The door opened, and Chang'e was stunned.
"Queen Mother, why are you here?"
"I happened to be passing by, so I came over to take a look, and by the way, I brought some snacks for Yutu."
"Ah, that's ......"
Chang'e nodded and let the person into the room.
Tang Seng looked at Chang'e at this time, and she was really an extreme beauty!
He has a slender figure, long hair in a shawl, big eyes blinking and blinking, and two hills in front of him, high and raised, and his skin is fair, like a layer of silver-white moonlight.
A smile with a fairy spirit.
are about to catch up with Guanyin's appearance, and if you look closely, Chang'e has a bewitching look in her eyes, which is fascinating.
Chang'e hugged the snow-white jade rabbit, which hid among the mountains and stepped on it in soft places.
People are not as good as rabbits!
"It's so beautiful, if only I could be my wife!"
Tang Seng lay in the basket and thought.
"The Queen Mother is here, is there really nothing going on?"
The expression on Chang'e's face was a little unnatural.
It turned out that the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e had always been ambiguous, and the Queen Mother did not know about it.
Now that the queen mother came to the door, Chang'e panicked, wondering if the queen mother knew something.
Wukong felt that the time was about the same, and stood up: "Let's do this today, and then play another day!" ”
Before leaving, Wukong didn't forget to carry the basket.
At this moment, the jade rabbit in Chang'e's arms suddenly burst out, jumped into the basket, and lay on those carrots.
Obviously, it would love to eat.
"Jade Rabbit, don't make trouble, the Queen Mother doesn't plan to give it, you can't ask for it!"
Chang'e said bluntly.
Wukong was embarrassed, and when he entered the door, he said that these carrots were for Jade Rabbit, and it was really not good to take them away now.
"Master, my grandson will come to steal you later!"
Wukong whispered.
"Wocao, Wukong, Wukong, you can't do this!"
Tang Seng panicked, but he couldn't speak, and it was likely that he would stay and use it as food for the Jade Rabbit.
"Thank you for the carrot of the Queen Mother!"
Chang'e smiled.
Jade Rabbit was very obedient and ran Wukong's hand to rub his hand to express his gratitude.
Seeing off the 'Queen Mother', Chang'e closed the door with a calm face.
"Hmph, send some carrots, and I want to take them away, so slammed the door, no wonder the Jade Emperor doesn't like you!"
Chang'e and the Jade Emperor had been dating for a while.
Even the Jade Emperor promised to give Chang'e the position of the Queen Mother to Chang'e at the right time in the future.
"Don't you mess around?"
Tang Seng turned into a carrot, and the jade rabbit kept plucking it with his paws.
"You'll regret it!"
Tang Seng hated and said, "Little Jade Rabbit, I have to roast you in the future!" ”
It's a pity that Tang Seng couldn't hear what he said.
"This kind of carrot is also worthy of being compared to the vegetables in my Guanghan Palace?"
Chang'e took the jade rabbit out of the basket, apparently planning to throw it away.
"Great, Lao Tzu is finally free!"
Tang Seng was overjoyed in his heart, he was almost eaten by a rabbit just now.
"Hey, this carrot is so big, I like it!"
Chang'e picked up Tang Seng with a slightly red face.
"What do you want to do!"
Tang Seng was anxious, and blamed Wukong, why did he make the master so stout.
"Jade Rabbit, bring the basket to my room!"
Chang'e smiled charmingly.
This laugh made Tang Seng shudder.
Soon, the carrots were all taken to Chang'e's boudoir.
The scene here surprised Tang Seng by the withered carrots, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. in the wooden barrel in the corner.
"This ......"
Tang Seng felt a sudden pain in his heart, as if he saw his fate.
Suddenly, Tang Seng thought of the system and immediately looked for suitable props.
Quickly find a shrinking card (100 experience).
Purpose: Reduces the size of the body by 1/4.
"Zoom out now!"
As soon as the words fell, Tang Seng's changed carrot became a small carrot, which was inconspicuous at all.
"How did it get smaller?"
Chang'e asked suspiciously.
"Woo, master, I don't know!"
Jade Rabbit shook his head.
"That's it, you go out first, and I'll call you in later!"
"Yes, master."
After a while, Chang'e, who had a ruddy face, called the jade rabbit into the room and threw over a few carrots.
"You're rewarded!"
"Thank you, host!"
Yutu has already eaten enough of these, and Chang'e has been forcing her to eat it, probably afraid of throwing this kind of garbage every day and being gossiped about, right?
Tang Seng turned into a small carrot, not taken seriously, and lay quietly in the basket.
Looking at everything in front of me, I felt sick.
"Fortunately, I wasn't put into a black hole, it's terrible!"
Tang Seng said luckily.
"Jade Rabbit, as long as you follow me well, I will sit in the position of the queen mother in the future and crown you as the Jade Rabbit Bodhisattva!"
After Chang'e was satisfied, she was in a good mood.
"Thank you, host!"
The jade rabbit responded happily and wanted to come over to be coquettish.
didn't run a few steps, but actually fainted to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and kicking on all fours, which is a symptom of poisoning!
"It must be the reason why Jade Rabbit ate a peculiar carrot!"
Tang Seng was shocked and speculated that Chang'e must have gynecological diseases and the like.