Chapter 137: Two nicknames

After some coaxing and frightening, Su Cheng no longer paid attention to Zhang Xuming and walked out of the courtyard, only to see Xiaojun leading a rich old man to come quickly.

This old man is naturally the village chief. Maybe it's because he wants to meet the big guys, the village chief is dressed in a new outfit, and his face is full of harmony. He bowed deeply to Su Cheng from afar: "I don't know that Lord Lord came to my Shihong Village to observe the people's feelings, and the villain didn't welcome him from afar, it's really damned!" ”

"Village Chief, your elders, seniors, don't say these kind words!" Su Cheng returned the salute.

"I wonder what you have to say? The villain has prepared thin wine at home, and invites the adults to appreciate the light and drink two glasses of light wine to drive away the cold. Adults' views on Shihong Village can also be slowly narrated in the villain's home! "It's okay for adults to come and drink two cups, it's our honor, but why do you bring so many people, adults? If we go into battle together, it is still a trivial matter to eat an extra gold coin and a half gold coin for the old man, if so many people toast the old man one by one, my alcoholic liver can't stand it!

"It's going to teach the village chief to break the bank. We talked as we walked. I'm going to have to do something for these men, so they don't have nothing to do!" ”

What does it mean to 'do nothing out of nothing'? The Seven Swords people brushed a row of miscellaneous expressions and gave Boss Su with disdain: "Boss, you have to put on a score in front of the village chief, and we have no objection in the water and fire." You don't have to pickle us, do you? ”

However, the boss ignored them and arranged a bunch of things for them: "In a group of two or three people, refer to your own fire protection knowledge, and give me a look at the fire safety hazards in the village." The team that finds the problem will each have 10 mercenary group points. Tianshan follows me to fill the faΓ§ade! "And bring a sidekick!

Su Cheng and Liu Tianshan, accompanied by the village chief and his entourage, first walked around the village. It's not a blind turn, but a glance at two families of firewood!

Hearing that firewood could cause a fire in the village, and looking at the village chief's bulging eyes, the two families did not even dare to stumble, and immediately agreed to use coal for cooking and heating until the cotton in the village was bought. Well, the Lord was delighted, and gave each family a gold coin for the 'heating subsidy'. What is the heating subsidy, everyone doesn't know, everyone knows the yellow gold coins!

Several villagers who had taken care of the sparks emitting from the chimney, and more than a dozen teams of 'fire prevention observers' from Qijian also came news one after another.

Su Susu: "I have an old man who smokes here, and he also litters cigarette butts!" ”

Sanqi opened the door: "Brother Orange, I have an old man here, I took a cigarette stick more than a foot long, and I still smoked tobacco!" Who knows what kind of smoke this is? ”

"How long is a foot? It's dry tobacco, right? Write down their names. Keep turning. When I call you, gather at the village chief's house! ”

Qin Xiaoman: "Brother Orange, Sanmao is still fighting everywhere!" I said he didn't listen. What to do? ”

"Who is Sanmao?"

"Villager Wang Xiaolan's child. It's an NPC bear kid! ”

"You follow first. I'll go to the village chief's house and sit down and come out! ”

Feng Wu Jiutian: "Everyone is working hard......"

Su Sushu heard this: "Only the boss is destined to study tobacco and alcohol...... Su Lao has big fish and big meat, we have to observe everywhere! Fire Observer? Who came up with the name? ”

Sanqi opened the door: "Boss, hurry up." This old man who smokes dry cigarettes, the flames in the smoke pot are a little different! It feels like ...... Just to a living creature! ”

"Keep an eye on it! I'll do it as soon as possible! ”

The yard of the village chief's house is huge. Su Cheng looked left and right, and didn't find any miserable scene after the fire.

The village chief smiled a little embarrassedly: "My lord, have you heard about the villain's house?" It's in the backyard. The poor villain's hard work for a year has been in vain! Do you want to go to the scene? ”

It's okay for you to expose your scars, so I won't rub salt on your scars: "I heard that the village chief has suffered a lot of losses. This is a lesson from the past, your village must play the role of the autumn protection team, and strictly investigate all kinds of fire hazards, so as not to bring greater losses to the villagers! Benjue speaks ugly, but he is telling the truth...... Village chief, please think about it, the property damage caused by the fire may be bearable, if it causes human life, you will always have to eat and hang! ”

The village chief wiped his sweat: "What the lord said is true! If the adult's subordinates find any signs of fire in the village, please don't show mercy to the adults and tell the little ones all! If the little one can't be corrected, let the small family start a fire again next year! ”

The NPC's oath is very effective......

If you have something in your heart, you can eat quickly.

Su Cheng tapped the chopsticks in the bowl twice, even if he had eaten it, he didn't care that the village chief was still chewing slowly: "Village chief, are there a lot of smokers in your village?" ”

The village chief swallowed a mouthful of food that had just been put in his mouth with difficulty: "Smoking is bad for your health!" So young people don't smoke much, mainly a few old people, who have nothing to do and can't quit! ”

"Seniors like to walk around the village. But now the village is full of cotton, in case they accidentally start a fire because they smoke, but there is still a face to live in the village? ”

The village chief looked at Su Cheng a little embarrassed: "Dissatisfied adults, these old men, the little ones also know each other, and some of them are still small elders." It's a bit difficult for the little ones to persuade them! ”

"The old men gave it to Ben to advise. I heard that Wang Xiaolan's child Sanmao often throws artillery battles in the village, can the village chief correct the behavior of this bear child? ”

"Sanmao, this doll, others can't control it, only what his mother Wang Xiaolan says, he may listen!"

You can't control the old one, and you have to push the small one? Su Cheng's vision was a little unkind: "So can the village chief guarantee that in addition to these people, there are no fire hazards in the rest of the village?" ”

The village chief sneered: "That is, two old people, one bear child, and other villains can deal with it!" ”

Su Cheng stroked his forehead. Village Chief, that's a very good character all over the world, what's the matter with you? I'll help you, you don't even send out tasks now! Could it be that a group of people like Qijian went to Shihong Village to engage in firefighting today, just to volunteer for you? Shihong Village is not in Huyang Town! If you are an incompetent village chief and become the village chief in Benjue's jurisdiction, Benjue will jerk you off in minutes!

Changing to the title of 'Mayor of Huyang Town', Su Cheng said: "Village Chief, can you guarantee that there are no other fire hazards in Shihong Village except for the two old men Su Laiman, Boss Qi and Sanmao, the bear child?" ”

Village Chief Kabakaba eyes: "There is also the cigarette holder of Zhang Xuming's family!" ”

This village chief looks like a "Zhu Bajie" (Wu Neng), but he is still very clear about the situation in the village.

"Zhang Xuming's family will no longer burn firewood and wheat straw from now on. What else is bad for fire prevention? ”

"The villain is guaranteed to be gone. As long as the adults can help the small persuade these people, other fire prevention matters can be borne by the small one! ”

The village chief didn't give Su Cheng any tasks in the end.

Su Cheng had to deal with Sanmao who fired the cannon first: "Let's talk about it, who has a way to deal with the bear child?" ”

……

Everyone is young, and Liu Tianshan is the only one with children.

Liu Tianshan saw that everyone didn't speak, so he had to take the lead in speaking: "My child is only three years old. I will only take care of him, not deal with him! ”

Su Sushu abused him: "You are online for more than ten hours a day now, I'm afraid you won't take your children, right?" ”

"Nonsense! I don't have more than eight hours a day! ”

"Who stayed online for thirteen hours yesterday?"

"The rest of the time, it's my wife playing!"

Rumble......

"The Holy Way has this setting!" Feng Wu Jiutian said: "Each account can set one or two 'guest accounts', which is convenient for a family or three or two friends with a good relationship to play the same number." The highest authority is the original fingerprint or retina binder. This cannot be changed. ”

"I'll you, a wonderful hero! Do you know what I said to your wife yesterday? Your uncle, when I see your wife in the future, do you still have the face to speak? No wonder I think you're weird! ”

"Su Susu, do you want me to repeat what you said to my wife now?"

"Okay! You're my brother, okay? ”

Su Cheng: "...... I don't care which of you is the brother and who is the brother! Now who has a clue about this mission? ”

King Kong Cat: "I have a story to tell you. Maybe it will inspire the boss. Not long! ”

It is said that there is an old man who is a crooked nut. The old man had a nervous breakdown, so he rented a house on the outskirts of a small town. He thought it was quieter. Who would have thought that there was a group of delinquent teenagers nearby, passing by not far from his house every day - there was a billboard made of tin sheets on the side of the road - this group of delinquent teenagers would kick the tin board every day! This action caused great trouble to the old man. The old man observed for two days and found that every time these teenagers passed by the iron plate, they would compete to see who could kick the loudest! The old man stopped the young men while they were kicking the iron plate: "Young man, I like the sound of you kicking the iron plate. Here's a gold coin...... Oh, a fivepence coin. Whoever of you kicks the loudest, I'll give him a coin! The teenagers kicked for three days. On the fourth day, the old man said to the boys: I have been a little short of money lately, and I can only give three pennies to the person who kicks the loudest! The teenagers were not satisfied, but continued to play. On the fifth day, the old man put on a weeping face: I don't have much money, so I can only give a penny to the best among you! The teenagers are very angry: they don't have money and still want to hear us kick the iron plate? You think beautifully! From then on, the old man gained tranquility......

The old man gained tranquility, and Liu Tianshan and King Kong Cat also received a nickname: Tianshan Wonder Man became a wonderful hero; The King Kong cat is known as 'Hermes', who told you to like storytelling as much as Hermes?