King Kong Cat doesn't care: "Hermes is Hermes, maybe you are tired of shouting that day, change it to Sherlock Holmes for me!" ”

Liu Tianshan was a little trembling: "I said big sisters, big brothers, it's okay if you step on me like this, if my daughter-in-law asks online, what do you say?" You can't tell the truth! ”

Su Sushu: "What's wrong?" Want us to partner up to cheat on your daughter-in-law? ”

Liu Tianshan sweated: "How dare I? I'll give you a code. If my daughter-in-law uses my number, it must be normal. What about me, after going online, I will say hello to everyone first, verify the identity, if my daughter-in-law changes me, I will type a random number, such as 666, 888 or something. Everyone must be inclusive! ”

Fu Tao said earnestly: "You all heard it? For the sake of the sexual happiness of Tianshan, everyone must keep this matter in mind! However, in order to give Tianshan a chance to show his heart, wait for this bear child, Tianshan, ah......"

Liu Tianshan nodded: "Understand, understand!" I'm the first to go up and weigh this bear kid! ”

Qin Xiaoman was still following the bear child, far away, and everyone didn't know what she was talking to the bear child.

Liu Tianshan thought hard all the way, and at this time he seemed to have a way. He summoned the hound to step forward alone, leaving the others to watch the excitement from afar: "Xiao Man, you come back first." Look at how Brother Tianshan deals with this bear child! Before he could get closer, he saw the boy raise his hand, as if something had been thrown at him!

Su Cheng saw it really and shouted, "Tianshan be careful!" ”

Liu Tianshan turned his head when he heard this: "What's the matter?" "And then something seemed to hit him on the head!" Bang" - it's a cannonball! When Liu Tianshan reacted, a red number '1', which was one size larger than usual, emerged from the top of his head.

This bear child's artillery battle also has a little attack power that forcibly loses blood!

Liu Tianshan and the bear child were shocked! Liu Tianshan is defenseless, and the bear child is afraid of hurting people. At this time, Liu Tianshan's pet hound saw that the owner was 'attacked', and pounced on the bear child with a "Wang" sound!

Qin Xiaoman's eyes were quick, and a 'pacification technique' was brushed to the hunting dog, and the hunting dog slowed down and was shouted back by Liu Tianshan: "Da Mao, come back!" ”

As the name suggests, most of them are bald with three handfuls of short hair on their heads, small eyes and bones, and a garlic nose with a clear nose. At this time, the doll was patting her chest: "Ha dead baby!" You're such a big guy that you don't even know how to dodge from the artillery battle! ”

Liu Tianshan can also speak Sichuan, and his daughter-in-law is from Sichuan: "Little doll, do you believe it or not, I called your old son to spank your ass?" Artillery battles can hurt people, do you know? ”

"Say you're honest, you're still not convinced? It's big fur – I said you Lange give dogs their personal names? It's really a poke. It's a big hair, I can't hurt it even if I throw a cannon fight! Isn't it, big hair? ”

Da Mao ignored Sanmao and only followed Liu Tianshan in circles.

Liu Tianshan's mouth cannon is not as good as Sanmao, and he feels embarrassed: "You are amazing!" Do you dare, well, compete with me? It's farther than which one can throw this cannon battle! ”

"Compare to compare! Compete with you, and I'll have one less cannonball. Do you want to compensate me? Sanmao was not worried at all.

"If you lose, give me all your artillery battles. If I lose, I'll give you a gold coin! Enough for you to buy more gunfire! Than not? ”

"It's better than one? Here you go! As soon as Sanmao's eyes rolled, he handed Liu Tianshan a cannonball: "You lose it first!" ”

Liu Tianshan turned around and smiled smugly at the Seven Swords. His strength is higher than that of ordinary thirty-one level characters, and he also has ordinary throwing skills, and the game of throwing a cannon battle, even if there are more than thirty people in front of Seven Swords, only one or two people can throw farther than him.

This artillery battle is an ordinary hanging whip split, the weight is very light, put in reality, no matter how powerful people can't throw it far. Unlike the game, as long as you use a skill, you can also throw the attack distance of a skill recently. Liu Tianshan threw out a distance of thirty-five positions.

At this distance, how can Sanmao, a child with a snot drag, be able to throw it?

What a quirky bear child, this guy coughed loudly twice, spat out a big mouthful of spit, then crouched down, used this spit to make a walnut-sized ball of mud, and then stuffed the cannon into the mud, wrapped it tightly - rounded his arm twice and afterburned, and then let go!

Liu Tianshan lost.

"How does it feel to be slapped in the face?" No one comforted the poor man.

Liu Tianshan covered his face and returned to the team, and a large row of private chats began to refresh: "A barbecue!" Or I'll spread the word about it all over the Holy Way! ”

"Brother Shan! Two beers, buddy, shut up! ”

The girls were kinder: "Brother Shan, we discussed it, as long as you bring Xiao Shanzi and let us play for a long time, the sisters will collectively shut up!" ”

Liu Tianshan was dizzy, so he had to post a text bubble of the current scene: "Let's come and ravage me together, okay?" Don't take turns one by one! Tonight – tomorrow night! Two lamb chops per person and a bottle of beer. The beauty took back two bottles of dry red and divided them herself! ”

"Tonight—tomorrow, is it two days?"

"Tomorrow!" Liu Tianshan panicked: "I have to quit smoking for half a month!" ”

Su Cheng didn't know why at first, and when he saw everyone's drooling and applauding emojis, he also guessed clearly: "Tianshan Province is provincial." Today, everyone can go over the fire prevention task in Shihong Village, and the studio will pay for dinner! Those who are not in Little Rock will receive ten gold coins each! ”

Liu Tianshan was grateful: "Boss, you saved your employees from fire and water, you deserve to be a good boss in Huaxia!" She Shenhui can't repay your great kindness in this life! ”

Su Cheng: "Next!" ”

King Kong Cat: "Boss Su, you are wise and martial, the jade tree is in the wind, and the current command of the enemy is determined." My admiration for you is like a surging river that cannot be broken......"

Su Cheng: "...... I mean...... What do you say, me? I mean, who is willing to go up and fight Sanmao next! It's not to shout that the next person will come up and slap me on the back and disgust me! I ......"

Feng Wu Jiutian: "Hahaha, boss, haha, I'll go next, hahaha." Everyone wait for me for a while, I ......, my stomach hurts......"

I can't control this kind of thing.

Waiting for Feng Wu Jiutian to tidy up, as if wiping his tears in reality, two minutes passed when he stepped forward with the elven phrase.

"Sanmao! Sister is here to compare with you, okay? Or better than throwing artillery battles. Whoever throws far wins! ”

"Humph! I'm so scared! Do you have a bet of three gold coins? ”

Feng Wu was puzzled: "The big brother in front is a gold coin!" ”

"He's too intellectually low! You're different! ”

Liu Tianshan was shot again and almost buried his head in the soil!

Sanmao still has conditions: "You are an archer, I allow you to use a bow and arrows." Three gold coins! ”

The intelligence is higher than Liu Tianshan, but it is still inevitable to be despised! Feng Wu stopped talking, took over the cannonball, and tied it directly to the head of a bone arrow: "That tree in front!" ”

The tree was far away from the entrance of the village, a full sixty yards away, which was not an interval that could be reached by manpower.

Hit it right away!

Sanmao praised: "Sister Feng, your archery skills are better than those of the hunters in the village, but the appearance of this arrow is too ugly!" ”

Feng Wu's face darkened, my sister spent an enchanted bone arrow to increase the shooting distance this time!

After Sanmao praised Sister Feng, she touched her body a few times, and actually took out a little bird, which was still alive! The bear child tied the cannon to the bird's paw and let go: "Sister Feng, you lost!" ”

Feng Wu Jiutian was stunned for a long time before he smiled and said: "Now Tianshan can rest assured, after all, my way is not alone!" Who wants to try Sanmao's means? ”

There are more than thirty Seven Swords mercenaries, and none of them dare to squeak!

Su Cheng shook his head, he still had to rely on himself at the critical moment: "I'll come." Let's say okay first, if my brother extinguishes the prestige of this bear child, none of you will want to take the bonus! You also want to go to Saibei Spring to invite me to a meal - my meal fee, you share it evenly! ”

No one dares to scare Boss Su at this time. Everyone was chatting with Qin Xiaoman privately: "You go, scold him!" It's so arrogant! ”

Qin Xiaoman had no choice but to muster up his courage: "Su ...... Brother Orange, I have no opinion! ”

There was a sigh in the chat.

Qin Xiaoman spoke again: "But Brother Orange, if you can't deal with Sanmao, how can you explain it to everyone?" ”

"Xiao Man is so good! Everyone has your back! ”

"Sister Xiao Man is mighty!"

"So handsome, Xiao Man! Man, you can't make him too sassy! ”

……

Su Cheng said slowly: "If I can't get by, I'll invite everyone!" If you have no comments, you are welcome!! ”

The applause was sparse......

"Boss Su is not authentic! There is no need to do it, you have to wait for everyone to fall into the pit before you play the savior! ”

"Yes!"

Su Cheng smiled: "Without Tianshan Mountain and Fengwu to explore the way, I can't think of this way." I can't be completely sure yet. Try it, anyway, inviting everyone to dinner is what my big brother should do! ”

Fu Tao: "What do you mean?" In terms of age, I'm the big brother! ”

"Who cares about age? Who can take everyone through the mission, who is the big brother! Isn't it, Boss Su? ”

You're too unambitious, aren't you?

Even more unambitious to speak: "Play yes!" Whoever cares about the food is the big brother! Peaches bloom! ”

Christmas Eve, Peace, and Merry Christmas! Working on ...... More tomorrow!