System: "Seeing that you are so bound to win, Ben Meng really can't bear to remind you." ”

Chi Yu narrowed his eyes and communicated with the system in his mind: "If you have something to say, let it go." ”

System: "If you unleash the power of the primeval salted fish and cause the death of Ku Teng, there is an eighty percent chance that it will be judged as premeditated murder." ”

Chi Yu: "What kind of bullshit judgment, what he bumped into himself, it's also counted on my head?" ”

System: "Yes. As long as you know the outcome and do it intentionally, the resulting casualties will be counted on you. ”

Chi Yu: "......"

Hehe, it's unreasonable at all.

In this worldview, if I don't kill people, people will kill me. What kind of bullshit good guy do I have to be, one will persuade this not to die, and the other will show mercy to that subordinate?!

What's the point of being alive?

System: "Strictly speaking, you're dead." ”

If you have cultivated this bullshit to the fullest, can you make him a Buddha?

System: "You'll know when you've completed your good worth." ”

When the good value is completed???

Chi Yu thought to himself, Lao Tzu was only a little bit away from clearing the good value, and he didn't know what life it was when he was full of cultivation, so he couldn't care about it.

System: "Ben Meng has already told you the fate of disobeying mission orders. ”

Hehe, if you don't want to cultivate good values, you have to be contained, isn't that what you want to say?

System: "Why don't you look forward to the rewards after you finish the dungeon?" This system is still very user-friendly, but all the good things in this world can be obtained for you, as long as you are willing to cooperate. ”

Temptation of profit?

Hehe, what kind of person do you think of Lao Tzu, is it really so easy to fool when you are a big guy?

Chi Yu snorted: "To be reasonable, Lao Tzu really doesn't believe that no one resists." ”

Who is so cheap, and you still want to cooperate when you are pitted back and forth by the system?

System: "At least, none of the players who are still active in the dungeon have the intention of resisting. ”

Sling the bull! Isn't he Chi Yu one?

Among the thousands of players, there is no one who is as wild as him Chi Yu?

Chi Yu: "Just kidding......"

System: "Those who are disobedient have no chance to be obedient." ”

Chi Yu: "......"

……

Threats, naked threats!

As soon as he refuses to cooperate, this bird system will jump out and threaten him!

Temptation does not make a threat!

Coincidentally, Chi Yu is the type of non-violent and non-cooperative, and if he is flattened, he will be honest immediately.

is honest and fast, and his mind is also fast, and from time to time someone needs to be behind his back, and he will be comfortable with a leather whip twice.

It's really a shake M in Shake M!

Under the "friendly persuasion" of the system, Chi Yu gave up the idea of asking for a yin person.

Then, in this case, if you don't let him be yin, the cool person will definitely not be him Chiyu.

Ge Meng cried so much that she looked like she was frightened by her father's momentum.

At this moment, it doesn't matter if men and women are kissed or not, he hugged Chi Yu's arm blankly and muttered: "Dad, don't kill for me, I don't want you to kill for Meng'er." ”

was squeezed uncomfortably by the soft flesh on her chest, and Chi Yu had to push her away slightly.

It's not that he doesn't enjoy the arms of beauties, it's that it's not suitable to think about right and wrong at this time.

Ge Meng has an extremely good smell, very similar to the fragrance of lotus flowers in summer, not strong but refreshing.

In the face of such a girl who is out of the mud and unstained, Chi Yu can't attack her in public, right?

A thousand words, all in the unspeakable.

Facing the little beauty's breasts, Chi Yu tried not to look at it, held back Hu Lai's hand, and only gently touched her head: "Don't cry, baby, brother is fine." ”

Hey, soft girl!

His Chi Yu has been ruined in the hands of soft girls all his life, and he likes this kind of cute and cute little girl who likes to cry and chirp the most.

It's a pity that now that the times are not good, he can't ask people to go to the movies, drink wine, and open a house.

System Notice: Congratulations on obtaining the "Maiden's Tears" item.

Item Name: Maiden's Tears

Item Grade: Intermediate First Order

Item Function: Can reduce Kudten's full value of anger at one time (1\/1)

Item description: Let's learn to meow together, meow together!

Take-out copy: No

Chi Yu: "......"

What the hell, it's all!

This prop shows why it's so weird, isn't it the lyrics of the brainwashing divine comedy "Learn to Meow"?

Ge Meng stared at the big eyes of the water spirit, and looked at Chi Yu without blinking, like an innocent kitten.

The two looked at each other, and Ge Meng suddenly climbed Chi Yu's neck, put his mouth to his ear, and whispered a word.

"Little sister, don't worry, I won't let my father kill you."

Chi Yu: "......"

, girl, when did you become blind!

I dare you treat my brother so well, not because you think my brother is handsome, but because you treat me as a sister.

Ge Meng lay softly on his shoulder, and muttered: "Our Ge family has a pair of unique eyes. My father's eyes can see through the cultivation of all people in the world, and my eyes can see through everyone's gender. ”

Chi Yu looked like she was about to vomit blood.

Girl, did someone tell you that you don't have this special function egg?

If it wasn't before, now it is!

System: "Your blood buff hasn't disappeared yet, Ge Meng is not mistaken." ”

Chi Yu: "Shut up." ”

System, system, you see what good things you've done?

To make such a beautiful girl with a beautiful face and moon look misunderstand that she fell in love with a better-looking female compatriot than her, you are committing a crime.

Ge Tengli's face turned blue and white for a while, and the green tendons of his hand holding the small leather whip bloomed, looking like he was going to kill Chi Yu at any time.

The daughter he raised was turned out with her elbow like this, which made him sad too much.

"Meng'er, my father has already educated you, don't judge people by their appearance, have you forgotten?" Ge Teng snorted coldly, dropped the whip with a "snap", and pointed straight at Chi Yu, "With such an embroidered pillow, where is he worthy of you to intercede for him?" ”

Chi Yu laughed inwardly, uncle, you don't understand, right?

Lao Tzu came from an era of looking at faces, and in that era there was a social law known to women and children: if you look good, you can eat it.

The fact that it looks good is a big capital in itself.

Chi Yu will not intercede for himself, it's not that he can't pull down this face, but even if he pulls down his face to beg for mercy, the other party will not spare him.

He never does anything that doesn't work.

Ge Meng is different, as long as she cries and chirps for him like this, Ge Tengli can't do anything to him.

Terrible daughter control.

Chi Yu imagined many kinds of Ge Meng's intercession for him, but none of them were like the next.