Chapter 20: Sister, You're Too Proactive
"Dad, I'm also at the age of getting married, and now I think this son is very good, so why don't I marry him."
Ge Meng said, leaned over slightly, and kissed Chi Yu's lips like a dragonfly.
Chi Yu: "......"
Girl, you're too proactive!
You're going to suffer if you're so proactive!
Although you see me as a woman now, in half an hour at most, I will be back to being a man!
The girl's soft lips made Chi Yu almost lose control of herself.
Moreover, this girl is likely to be a minor, and it is a crime to imagine that kind of thing for a minor......
System: "It's a good quality to sit still and not mess around." β
Chi Yu rolled his eyes, and for a while he was a little angry, and he was restless, so he had to turn his head in a hurry.
Who knew that this little girl didn't do it, but wanted to break his head and force him to look her in the eye.
The cute girl's cherry mouth closed one by one, and she spit out two words categorically: "Marry me." β
Chi Yu squinted, looking like he was going to die.
Sister, since you are so proactive, then don't blame my brother......
System Warning: Please note that your lust is too high, and triggering a pornographic incident will forcibly disconnect you from the copy at any time, so please respect yourself!
Chi Yu: "I'm rubbing, you guys are poisonous, I won't say anything if there is such a thing as violence, but there is still lust value?" β
And what is the criterion for judging this lust value!
System: "After all, we are a serious system, and it is impossible for you to drive as much as you want." β
Drive? I think you're kidding.
How do you drive in public? No matter how open the folk customs are, they can't do it!
Chi Yu: "...... You might as well castrate me. β
After all, the beauty sent to the door, and she had to hold back her lust, didn't she want to force him to death?
System: "Aren't you devoid of masculine characteristics now?" β
The implication is that you are so prodigal without male characteristics, and I am afraid that you will not be able to change your lustful problem without castration.
Chi Yu held his forehead, grief-stricken.
Ge Meng still blinked her innocent and cute big eyes, waiting for his answer.
Chi Yu's voice trembled slightly, and he slowly spoke: "I have to be responsible for Meng'er, I can't agree casually." β
Hey, I promise, my heart and brain have already promised you, girl.
But your brother and I, now I can't talk about my suffering, I'm very aggrieved!
Ge Meng let out a weak "oh", and looked like she wanted to cry again: "Daddy, you better beat him to death, he won't marry me." β
Chi Yu: "......" Hey, brother, my heart hurts.
Helpless, Chi Yu could only hold the mentality of breaking the jar and falling, and launched the prop "Girl's Tears" with his mind.
"Meow meow, I'm a cute little civet cat......" Chi Yu's mouth uncontrollably read out such a sentence bursting with shame.
After reading......
Chi Yu gritted his teeth, smiled, and stood tall despite everyone's strange gazes.
Hehe, what kind of wind and waves brother hasn't seen before, do you think that with this level of shame, brother will admit defeat?
Unexpectedly, soon his hands and feet moved uncontrollably.
After two and a half weeks of spinning in place, Chi Yu put her hands in the shape of a cat maid, put them on her chest and fluttered up and down twice, and shouted in a thin voice: "Meow! β
The crowd watching this farce all had a lost look on their faces.
Even Ge Tengli, who was extremely serious, began to hold his forehead, which meant "I can't bear to look at it directly".
"You get out of the old man, and you are not allowed to appear in front of the old man again!"
Chi Yu grabbed the idle car in the crowd and walked away without looking back.
Everyone consciously gave him a way, and one by one looked at Chi Yu with sympathetic eyes, either blatantly or secretly.
"I didn't expect this to be an unplanted product, I was scared by Mr. Ge, and I actually learned Ge Meng to dance to please Mr. Ge."
"Hahaha...... Actually, you danced pretty well? β
"From when he knelt down for that little rakshasa before, I could see that this kid is a wreck."
"It's a real waste of this face on him, when I think of him begging for people with such a face, Lao Tzu wants to beat him."
β¦β¦
Chi Yu's boss has not lost face in his life for more than 20 years, and he has been completely lost by this minute.
I didn't dare to go out of the idle car, and Chi Yu's gloomy face was simply a god.
As long as anyone dares to say a word, they will be beaten to death by this evil god.
was pitted by the system one after another, and Chi Yu's state of mind had gradually transitioned from the initial anger to a calm direction.
A man, a man who used to have a sense of superiority, will never have any fighting spirit when he mixes into his current role Chi Yu.
Even the idle car that he had ridiculed to the limit seemed to be much more dignified than him.
Both of them walked to the exit of the main hall, and the idle car had to ask: "Engong, are you going to take the literary test, or, or the martial test?" β
Chi Yu had an indifferent face: "Lao Tzu is in the foundation building period, and he can't participate in anything." β
Xian Che Dan scratched his head: "Then, why don't you go and try to participate in the martial arts test?" There is no part of the martial arts test to test cultivation, and in principle, even if you are not a cultivator, you can participate. β
Chi Yu turned his head and stared at Xianche Dan gloomily: "There is no test in the martial arts test, which means that the participants are at least cultivators above the fusion period, and those who do not cultivate enough will be directly beaten to death, right?" β
There is no standard that is the most powerful standard.
Chi Yu has already noticed it in his heart, and the person in front of him, who is called Idle Car, is probably trying to yin him.
"I have an ancestral elixir here, which can improve my cultivation several times in a short period of time......" Xian Che Dan took out a white porcelain bottle the size of a fingernail with great sincerity and handed it to Chi Yu.
Hearing that there was medicine to eat, Chi Yu grabbed the collar of the idle car, gritted his teeth and spitted: "Yo, the elixir!" Are you so kind? If there are such convenient props, why don't you eat them yourself! β
Xian Chedan's face turned red for a while, and he was afraid that Chi Yu would hit him, so he had to explain in a good voice: "My cultivation has reached the fusion stage, and the increase in taking medicine is too great, and I will be seen through it at a glance." Although there is no part of the martial arts test to test the cultivation, it is supervised by the Lord himself, but anyone who is tired of it will be arrested by her on the spot. β
Chi Yu looked at the small porcelain vase in his hand in disbelief, and glared at the idle car again.
"I just said that this is a prop, and you didn't refute it, which means that you at least know the concept of 'prop'." The corners of Chi Yu's mouth raised coldly, "You say, an NPC in a game copy, can he recognize props?" β
The idle car bearer looked frightened, habitually covered his face with his sleeves, and did not dare to answer.
Chi Yu patted him on the shoulder maliciously: "The system has already told me that you are a player, but you are vague all the way, refusing to admit it directly, sneaky, what secrets you can't tell, right?" β
Suddenly, the idle car flicked his sleeves and threw out several thin needles with silver shiny tile, which came directly to Chi Yu's faΓ§ade.
The wind was howling, Chi Yu came back to his senses, and the idle car burden in his hand had disappeared.