When Chi Yu heard this, he wanted to scold: This train still has a round-trip ticket, you have a prop called "super high-speed train", but it is still one-way?

You're worthy of your awesome name!

However, who is Chi Yu's boss, he is also very scheming, if you are more than him, he can only find a way to hold it more.

And he can often think of more ways to do it.

"Start: Super High Speed Train!"

The heart moved at will, and the props were quickly activated.

Three seconds later, Chi Yu disappeared into the dust.

A pair of scarlet eyes gradually appeared on the peach forest, and a woman's face also appeared. She lowered her head slightly, staring at the position where Chi Yu was standing just now, from a god-like perspective.

The contours of this woman's face are not very clear, it looks transparent from a distance, a single horn grows in the center of her forehead, the corners of her mouth are full of fangs, her body is very large, she is not wearing any clothes, like a bulging soap bubble, and it does not look like a human body at all.

The ten meters of peach forest are in her arms, and I don't know if she was born next to the peach forest, or if she was originally the true face of the peach forest.

The whole body is like an illusion, only the scarlet eyes are wide open, extremely real, like two blood moons in the same frame, which makes people look cold.

The wind and sand gradually stopped.

The woman slowly closed her eyes.

"It's strange that someone can escape from my belly......"

……

"Strange, woohoo!" Simon looked at the chicken feathers in one hand and sighed.

Just this Ximen caught a colorful pheasant halfway back, Ben happily plucked the feathers, sprinkled the condiments, but went to pick up a firewood, the chicken disappeared without a trace, leaving only such a place of chicken feathers!

This is very magical, who would have thought that a plucked chicken would be able to fly away?

Simon remembered in a trance that he might not have disemboweled, if he didn't care about the "jackals, tigers and leopards that smell blood" at that time, how could he let go of such a fat chicken in vain?

The sun doesn't set, but he's a living person, his time doesn't stop, and he's hungry.

Simon was so worried that his eyebrows were twisted into a ball, he touched his flattened belly, and said helplessly: "It seems that this chicken is really unedible today." People say that boiled ducks can't fly, and it doesn't seem to be true......"

Regardless of why it disappeared out of thin air, the top priority is to find something to eat and barely fill your stomach.

People are iron and steel, and if they don't eat one meal, they will be hungry and panic, let alone three meals?

"I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have promised that idiot in Ye Gucun to participate in the Zhaoling martial arts test...... Ximen felt that he was about to ascend to heaven hungry.

As soon as he thought that he might become the first master to be starved to death in the Zhaoling Conference, he showed a painful expression on his face.

Masters are lonely, the name of the first in the rivers and lakes, which means that the future life will be bloody and bloody, and there will be no peace, he is used to being a quiet and beautiful man, and he really doesn't want to bear the title of "first".

But......

This does not mean that he, Simon blows ashes, will accept the fate of being starved to death in Zhaoling!

Once it is spread, it will become the laughing stock of the world for thousands of years, and maybe it will be compiled into various versions of the joke by the storyteller under the bridge, and it will be said three times in the morning and three times in the evening.

No, you can't do that to him.

He Simon is a beautiful man, a beautiful man is dignified, even if he is hacked to death, dead outside, jumping from the top of Huashan Mountain, he should not be starved to death!

"Ah, the roast chicken is so delicious...... hallucinations are all coming out.

In this huge forest, there is not a single thing to eat, and there is not a single wild fruit to be seen.

The pheasant that had plucked its feathers and ran away was probably the only food he could find!

Thinking like this, Simon blew ashes in a daze, and unconsciously went back to the same place, and the whole person collapsed under the tree.

Tired, hungry, and desperate.

"Ah!!h

There was a loud bang not far away, which shook the earth three times, and with it came the screams of human beings mixed with the chirping of birds.

Bird call!

Simon blew the ashes and cheered up: a bird chirps that means something to eat!

The screams of the human were automatically filtered out by his hungry brain. Driven by a strong desire to survive, Ximen blew ash in three steps and made two steps, and galloped all the way to the place where the bird's cry came from.

However, when he saw two topless male humans, overlapping each other in that extremely indecent position......

The three views of the West Gate blow up the ashes.

It's the kind of shattering that explodes to the point where there's no way to put it back together.

"You let go."

"No, you let go first."

"Will you let go?"

"I'll fucking let you go!"

……

The two males began to talk to each other, as if they were babbling over who would let go first.

Poor Simon handsome guy, with a confused face, his mind was full of inexplicable questions like "who am I, where am I, who am I looking at, who am I looking at".

The slightly stronger golden-haired man, with a resentful face and two blood dragons hanging down his nose, I don't know if it was the product of too much passion, or ...... Something else.

In contrast, the black-haired man with a thinner physique sat on the lap of the golden-haired man, grabbed the other party's chest hair, and refused to let go of anything.

At this time, Simon noticed that the golden retriever was pulling the belt of the black hair's trousers in his hand, and it was not difficult to imagine the scene where he pulled the waistband of the other party's trousers according to the degree of muscle development in his hand.

The two were at a stalemate, completely oblivious to the onlookers.

"Are you sick, do you even want to grab Lao Tzu's pants?"

"You're so unreasonable, you sent it yourself."

"I've sent Nima a batch, hurry up and let go!"

"You let go of my hair first, it hurts to hold me like this."

……

Simon decided not to watch anymore, as the number one swordsman in the rivers and lakes, he felt that he had an obligation to stop this kind of spicy thing.

"Two brothers, can you listen to my advice? It's really indecent for the two of you to be like this, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, it's better to let each go and shake hands and ......make peace from then on."

Simon's words finally caught the attention of the two of them.

However, it was good that he didn't see Simon, as soon as he saw this Simon, the golden-haired man burst out with obvious anger, kicked away the black-haired man riding on him, and came at Simon with a long roar.

Ximen deserves to be the number one swordsman in the rivers and lakes, and in the face of this sudden attack, he actually bounced the other party away with only his sharp sword qi.