Black-haired man...... Well, maybe the officials have guessed that it is Chi Yu's boss, who is hanging upside down on the fork of the tree at the moment, watching the fight between the two in front of him from an upside-down perspective.

System: "Life is not satisfactory in the world, it is better to hang yourself on the southeast branch ......"

Chi Yu: "Shut up." ”

The two people in front of him, one with a claw and the other with a sword, the sound of "clanging" was endless, which made the sword still have the upper hand at the beginning, but after a long time, it obviously began to fall behind, obviously the physical strength was inferior to the other party.

This kind of ultra-high-speed movement is very physically demanding, so that the sword gradually has the momentum of defeat.

The golden retriever naked man's actions are very agile, and his strength is infinite, and his fists are all heavy blows, intending to kill people, and it seems that he has a grudge against this swordsman to kill his father and take his wife.

What do you think, Chi Yu smashed him like this, he was not so angry, but you can imagine how powerful this swordsman offended him.

The whereabouts target set in Chi Yu's mind is this golden retriever naked man. Unexpectedly, this prop suddenly landed accurately, directly smashed him on the golden retriever, and smashed him back into human form.

Seriously, Chi Yu thinks this setting is crazy: how can anyone smash a monster into a human form, isn't it all smashed back to the prototype?!

System: "Now is a good opportunity to kill, don't you think about another double kill?"

Chi Yu had an indifferent face: "The two of them, I can't beat either of them, if I really listen to your nonsense and go up to pick up people's heads, I'm afraid I'm the one who will be killed, right?"

Just kidding, if you want to trick him Chi Yu, it's better to use your brain a little, does he seem so mentally retarded?

System: "You can try summoning weapons."

Chi Yu continued to look indifferent: "Why did you suddenly start provoking me to kill people?"

The system paused for a moment before replying: "The meaning of Benmeng's existence is to help you, guide you, and achieve the final dungeon clearance."

It seems that it should be a very official answer......

…… It's weird!

You just have a fucking problem, how can you provoke Lao Tzu to kill someone?

Although Lao Tzu is a bad person, he is not the kind of person who kills people and sets fires, right? There are many kinds of bad guys, don't change Lao Tzu's setting casually!

System: "I've heard that in your world, there is a competition called the college entrance examination, which seems to be more cruel than what you are doing now. ”

Chi Yu: "Stop, stop, you can only understand that you can't say anything, I understand what you mean." ”

System, you're too good, I have to give you a thumbs up and give you a fragrance, hehe.

The fight between the two in front of them finally stopped, so that the sword man's sword was knocked down by the golden retriever's punch, and he couldn't pick it out in the mud.

"You plucked my feathers and dared to swagger in front of me!" The golden retriever naked man was angry and stepped on the other party again.

"Mistaken ...... Misunderstanding...... "Simon stretched out a hand and grabbed the golden retriever naked man's lush leg hair, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one first admit it and then say, "Brother, don't be impulsive, I am also a well-known figure in the rivers and lakes, named Simon Blowing Ash, brother pulls me up first, let's talk well......"

The Golden Retriever was so angry that his face was extremely bad, and it seemed that he had struggled for a long time before he could pull the defeated Simon brother out of the mud.

The golden retriever thought to himself, what is Ximen's blowing of ashes, he doesn't seem to have heard of it, but he vaguely remembers that there is an extremely powerful swordsmanship, which is from Ximen, and it seems that the goods in front of him are the descendants of the Ximen family.

So, the situation at this moment became that the golden retriever naked man grabbed the swordsman by the collar with one hand and began to pick his clothes.

Chi Yu could only watch as the swordsman turned into a third shirtless man in front of his eyes.

Hey, spicy eyes.

One or two of them are bodybuilders with eight-pack abs, only he Chi Yu doesn't have a bullshit, and the body of the original owner, Mo Fanyun, seems to have been scrapped alive after he got used to eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.

"Dude, tell me when I plucked your hair?" Simon spat at the blood foam, sat upright, and looked at the golden-haired man.

In Brother Simon's memory, he only remembers that he plucked the feathers of a pheasant, could it be......

The big man in front of him is a pheasant who has been plucked by himself?!

"Half a day ago, did you see a phoenix with a bright coat in the forest over there?" The Golden Retriever stared into Simon's eyes and asked.

Brother Simon patted his head, his face was embarrassed, and said, "...... Could this be you, dude? ”

The golden retriever nodded gloomily.

Simon was discouraged and thought, you are a phoenix, you are clearly a chicken! Dude, do you have any misunderstanding of your own positioning?

The golden retriever sat on the stump of the tree on the side in a smoking posture, and said slowly: "I am a phoenix real person who has cultivated for thousands of years in Linglong Mountain, just because I listened to the nonsense of Xue Tingwen's villain, I came to participate in this conference, and I killed him with one punch, so I have been trapped here for more than a hundred years......"

Simon was shocked with a lost face: "What did you say? You've been here for a hundred years?! ”

Golden...... Oh no, you should be a little more respectful, and now you should call a phoenix real person. The real phoenix put on the clothes that were ripped off the body of Simon Blowing Ash, and finally broke away from the title of "naked man".

"If you stay here for a hundred years, your clothes will rot." The phoenix said with disdain.

Chi Yu thought to herself, don't explain, it's useless to explain, you can't wash this matter of using Lao Tzu's clothes to cover up your shame!

"As a last resort, I turned into my original form, looking for opportunities to get out in this land of mountains and rivers. Unexpectedly, you, the shameless ronin of the Simon family, are good, knock me out while I was unprepared, and pluck my hair! "It seems that the Phoenix Zhenren has no intention of washing his own clothes.

Chi Yu was embarrassed: Big brother, you are still a phoenix real person, you will be attacked and plucked by someone, your cultivation technique has not reached home.

Simon is also embarrassed: Big brother, you are still a real phoenix, your phoenix looks too much like a pheasant, but if you are willing to get bigger and have a little fire on your body and feet, can anyone still recognize you as a mistake?

Phoenix Zhenren didn't say it, he thought in his heart, this change is also a drain on the aura, if you can save a little, who knows when you can go out? If you still can't get out for another hundred years, and your aura is exhausted again, wouldn't you be unlucky?

……

The three of them had their own hearts and looked at each other.

Phoenix Zhenren glared at Chi Yu hatefully again: "You are not a good person, when my spirit feather was pulled out and my aura was the weakest, you attacked me secretly, and you also attacked me twice, almost beating me into internal injuries!" ”

The corners of Chi Yu's mouth twitched: The grievances between the two of you are my business, can I know that you have just been plucked!

Besides, don't you have no internal injuries, you are alive and well, your brute strength is still alive, and it is not a problem to kill a cow with one punch, as for the revenge you still have to remember?

The phoenix real person sighed, and seemed to have palpitations: "Blame this bastard surnamed Ximen, Lao Tzu, I almost have to be a bird and beast for the rest of my life!" I originally wanted to use that form to facilitate my movement, but I never thought that I couldn't change my human form after being plucked, but it was the impact of your goods that lifted the change of my bird and beast form......"