Mr. Jun's cat is a small and short, gradient silver coat color, a round big face, and a pair of big blue-green eyes, which looks super cute and cute.

However, Li Ya found Teacher Jun, not because the cat was cute, nor because only Teacher Jun had a cat in the building. Rather, Mr. Jun's cat is the only female cat in the building.

His current situation doesn't allow him to pet the male cat, so Mr. Jun has become the first choice here.

"Jun Xiaomi, come here!" Teacher Jun beckoned to his cat, and then Jun Xiaomi looked at Teacher Jun and turned her head casually.

Lea: "......"

Teacher Jun smiled awkwardly: "That...... British short are more arrogant...... When you have strangers, you don't love people......"

Li Ya: "......" seems to have overlooked something......

Teacher Jun simply walked over, picked up Jun Xiaomi, walked back to the sofa, and put the cat on his lap.

Jun Xiaomi didn't resist, but seemed to enjoy Teacher Jun's embrace, and after rubbing her body, she obediently lay down.

Teacher Jun touched the hair on Jun Xiaomi's body, "I don't know what Mr. Li wants to borrow Xiaomi for?" My little cat is still small, and she can't catch mice or anything. ”

Jun Xiaomi is indeed not big, only about half a year old. Moreover, this cat was specially bought by her boyfriend to give her, and she also brought a pedigree certificate, so although she didn't want to offend Li Ya, she didn't want to agree without a bottom line.

"Oh, it's nothing, I've been under a lot of psychological stress lately, and the counselor advised me to have more contact with pets, which is conducive to relaxation and emotional adjustment." Li Ya said embarrassedly that although his affairs were not known to the whole school, it was certainly not a secret in the biology department.

"I just want to borrow your cat and play with her for a while, and I'll be right here with you." Li Ya also knew that Mr. Jun was very precious to his cat, and it was impossible to borrow it from the beginning, so he simply went to Mr. Jun's house, and in order to strengthen his persuasion ability, he also showed what he brought.

"Oh, that's fine!" When Mr. Jun heard this, he was also relieved. It is not uncommon to use pets to reduce psychological stress, and Mr. Jun does not doubt it.

"Then come with me." Teacher Jun took Li Ya to the balcony, where the balcony is closed, and the balcony door is like a small room when closed.

"You and Jun Xiaomi will bask in the sun on the balcony together, I won't accompany you." Teacher Jun is very kind, she remembers that this way of decompression is best to be alone with her pet, so it is inconvenient for her to follow the side. But she didn't have to worry, the balcony door was transparent, she could see anything at a glance in the living room, and she wasn't afraid that Li Ya would bully Jun Xiaomi.

Li Ya is very grateful, Teacher Jun turned out to be one of the people he disdained to deal with, and he only nodded coldly when he saw her before, but he didn't expect to ask her this time, she was quite understanding.

Teacher Jun put Jun Xiaomi on a coffee table on the balcony, and there was a chair with soft cushions next to the coffee table, and it seemed that Teacher Jun often accompanied Jun Xiaomi to bask in the sun here.

Signaling that Li Ya could do whatever she wanted, Teacher Jun took the balcony door and went out, leaving Li Ya and the Ying short eyes staring at each other.

The cat has a ...... But how do you suck it?

Only by pleasing the cat can you absorb energy.

How to please? As soon as Li Ya pondered, the alien black technology gave him the answer:

Scratch your hair, say nice things, give snacks, and play with you......

Based on the current situation, there are two things that are easier to produce results: scratching the hair and saying good things.

Li Ya is a little confused, it's understandable to scratch her hair, what the hell is saying good things? Can cats understand? The theories of the faction he studied were that animals could not understand human speech.

But the alien black technology did not explain to him.

Well, anyway, now Li Ya is also a dead horse and a live horse doctor, so he won't suffer a loss if he tries it.

He stretched out his fingers first and gently scratched Jun Xiaomi's chin.

Although Jun Xiaomi has never expressed affection for him, she is not disgusted by the behavior of scratching her chin, but she raised her head slightly and adjusted her posture, so that she can be scratched more comfortably.

And then what?

I don't know!

As for scratching the cat's fur, Li Ya only knows how to scratch his chin and how to scratch it more comfortably, he has not studied it. Li Ya regretted it a little, and should have done her homework beforehand. Now it's too late to check on Skynet, and the alien black technology tells him that the hour has begun.

That's all you can do to scratch your hair, so let's add nice words.

Li Ya continued to be embarrassed, how can he say good things about a cat, he doesn't know this! He doesn't usually have the habit of talking to animals.

No way, think for yourself!

"Good cat~"

"Xiao Mi is so well~"

"Xiao Mi is so beautiful~"

……

Turning over and over with just a few sentences, Li Ya felt that he was embarrassed that he was about to commit cancer, and there was no way he didn't even have a girlfriend, so he couldn't learn from it.

Fortunately, Mr. Jun hid out very interestingly, otherwise Li Ya felt that he would have no face to see.

Li Ya relied on chin scratching and lame compliments for an hour, and an hour later, the alien black technology reminded him that the time was up, and he felt that his "male non-human animal friendliness -50%" had become "male non-human animal friendliness -49.99%".

The reason why it was only increased by 0.01 was because his methods of pleasing the cat were too clumsy and did not have much effect.

But for Li Ya, it is a good thing to have an effect, so he thanked and said goodbye to Teacher Jun very warmly, and made an appointment with Teacher Jun to come and play with Jun Xiaomi at the same time next week.

Although Mr. Jun didn't understand why next week, it wasn't a big deal, so he nodded and agreed.

Li Ya returned to his home with confidence, since the experiment was effective, it showed that the solution to the two problems of "lifespan" and "male non-human animal friendliness" given by alien black technology was feasible.

The next step is to figure out how to execute these two plans.

For Li Ya, although his lifespan is only one year, it is not imminent after all, and Li Ya has no clue how to spray people, so he is ready to solve the relatively simple and easy matter first, that is, how to turn this "friendliness" into a positive one as soon as possible, and then let himself be able to resume work.

Today's experiment is not good, because he didn't master the correct method, but Li Ya is not in a hurry, he opened the terminal, boarded the search engine of Skynet, and then searched for "how to scratch the cat", the results came out quickly, and the top of the list was a paid information, the name of the information was:

"One hundred and eight styles of petting cats"