Chapter Ninety-Nine: Alien Black Technology Tells You that if you want to live well, sucking is indispensable

"Who!" Li Ya let out a loud sigh and looked around nervously.

"Ding!"

The elevator door opened just in time, and a young man stepped out of it.

Li Ya stared at each other nervously, only to find that this was a teaching assistant in the physics department of Hujiang University and his next-door neighbor.

The building is populated by young single faculty members from Hujiang University, and those who have families choose to live in the family area rather than on campus.

"Teacher Li?" The man was taken aback by Li Ya's expression, and greeted Li Ya suspiciously, "Do you want to help?" ”

"Thanks, I'm fine." Li Ya restrained his expression.

"Oh, then I'll go back, something to shout!" As neighbors who have no intersection and no conflict of interest, the relationship between the two is very ordinary, so the person didn't think much about it.

Li Ya also turned his head and returned to his room, although he hadn't figured out anything yet, but since there was no danger in the house, he didn't want to lose face outside.

"The system self-test is over, may I ask if you want to start the system."

The voice just now came from his ears again, and Li Ya looked cautiously into the room, but still couldn't judge the source of the sound.

When he heard this voice for the third time, Li Ya gritted his teeth and shouted into the air in front of him: "Start the system!" ”

There was a faint murmur of electricity in my ears, and then, I heard the electronic voice just now say, "The system has been activated!" ”

Then, a virtual interface appeared in front of Li Ya's eyes.

After all, he had more contact with high-tech, and when he saw the virtual interface, Li Ya was not as surprised as Yuan Gui, but carefully checked the content on the interface.

"Name: Li Ya

Race: Human

Sex: Male

Attribute:

Stamina: 7/9

Spirit: 5/8

Strength: 6

Speed: 4

Intelligence: 8

Lifespan: 365 days

State:

50% Hunger

Exhaustion: 70%

-50% friendliness of male non-human animals"

Li Ya frowned and looked at the interface in front of him, and he found that if he stayed on a word for more than 10 seconds, an explanation for that word would automatically appear in his mind.

For example, when he looks at the word "stamina", the phrase "stamina refers to the host's overall physical condition" comes to mind.

It's not a sound, it's not a statement, it's just a matter of course.

Of course, if he thinks about how to improve his stamina, "taking proper rest can restore stamina" will appear in his mind, and there are several options to choose from, such as "sleeping", "being in a daze", "listening to music", "watching videos" and so on.

And when he thinks about how to increase the upper limit of endurance, a whole set of plans come to mind, including suggestions for changes in lifestyle habits to fitness regimens.

Lea confirms that she has met alien technology. As a high-level intellectual, he knows that there are many "black technologies" in alien technology that are incredible and unscientific in the eyes of the Blue Star people, but in fact, it is people's advanced science, but their current knowledge base is incomprehensible.

Li Ya didn't care why this alien black technology would find him, his current focus is on two lines of words:

"Lifespan: 365 days"

"-50% male-non-human animal friendliness"

He didn't doubt the accuracy of these two data at all, the former one was not clear to him, and the latter one didn't just explain his recent tragic experience.

Therefore, he was now anxious to know how to improve the two options.

After staring at these two plans for a while, two sets of plans naturally appeared in his mind, and after Li Ya digested and understood these two sets of plans, he was suddenly a little confused.

First, longevity. The plan of the alien black technology is to absorb the negative emotions of others, but the cause of this negative emotions must be triggered by him. Moreover, it is required not to violate Bluestar's laws and basic ethics. Therefore, the plan suggested that he use pranks and trash talk to provoke negative emotions in others, and that the absorption of negative emotions caused by these two situations will only reduce his lifespan.

To put it simply, that is, Li Ya must prolong his name by grabbing a small pot friend lollipop or spraying people with a mouth cannon in the future. Based on the consideration of factors such as simplicity, no side effects, good effect, etc., alien black technology is more inclined to mouth cannon flow.

Second, male non-human animal friendliness. This one is relatively simple, since the friendliness has dropped to a negative number, then find a way to please the animals. The advice given by the alien black technology is to please an animal for at least one hour a day, and after absorbing the happy emotions of the animal, this debuff can be improved.

Both of these options don't seem too difficult, but both have a limitation, that is, the same person or the same animal can only absorb emotions once a week. Therefore, it is not okay for Li Ya to stare at someone to squirt, and similarly, he wants to adopt a cat, and it is not okay to suck this cat every day. Unless he has seven cats at home, all seven of them must be female cats as it stands.

Li Ya frowned, these two solutions are too strange and incredible. But he really didn't dare not believe it, one was about whether he could live, and the other was about whether he could live well, and he didn't dare to bet on either one.

As for him wanting to know how these two schemes worked, the system made it clear to him that he didn't have enough authority.

Since we can't know the principle, we can only practice it. It's a bit strange to squirt someone for no reason, but it's not that hard to suck a once.

Li Ya hurriedly ran out of the house, took a car to the business district, bought some cat snacks and cat toys and other things, and rushed back with them.

After taking some small gifts from home, Li Ya took the elevator to the fourth floor of the teacher's dormitory building, where a female colleague of Li Ya lived, who was a teacher in the field of plants in the biology department, and Li Ya knew that she had a cat.

"Teacher Li?" The female teacher opened the door and was a little surprised to see Li Ya.

"Hello, Mr. Jun! There's something I want to trouble you! Li Ya said politely.

"Ahh You come in first! "Teacher Jun is a young teacher who has just turned from a teaching assistant teacher to a regular teacher, and he is much worse than Li Ya in terms of qualifications, so he is still very polite to see Li Ya.

Li Ya walked into the room, sat down on the sofa, and said straight to the point: "Teacher Jun, I came this time to suck ...... Borrow your cat. ”

"Cats?" Teacher Jun was even more surprised, and then turned his eyes to the cat lying quietly on the cat climbing frame in the corner of the living room.