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"Woo woo, hang the king, you told this earlier! I just got caught cheating today! ”

"College doesn't cheat, I'm embarrassed to say I went to college!"

"Some disciplines are purely a waste of their lives, such as Ma Zhe, Mao Xuan, and what kind of thoughts, just a few eggs are useless! It's okay to cheat on this kind of subject. ”

"Anything else? Anything else? Hanging king, this is useless! Do you have any practical tips? Like a cheat sheet or something? ”

Chen Mo smiled and said, "Then there must be!" Listen! ”

"Third, the cheat sheet is exquisite

The cheat sheet of many students is actually very unprofessional, why is the cheat sheet called a cheat sheet, because it is small, how small is it?

Cheat Theorem 2: Your cheat sheet will always need only one hand to control.

(This first echoes theorem 1, always hold the pen in your right hand, and secondly, when you are discovered, you can quickly destroy the evidence with one hand and throw it on the ground, as the saying goes, catch the thief and catch it, the teacher has no evidence, at most warn you)

I see that many students often use a large piece of paper as a cheat sheet (some are even larger than the test paper), which is a serious misreading of the cheat sheet, and I will introduce you to the following two cheat sheets that I often use:

1. Printed version of miniature font:

This kind of cheat sheet is the most commonly used, its production method is to use the content on the computer, the font is "Songti" font size is "6", this is the most ergonomic typography that I have summarized for many years, the larger size is a waste of paper, and the smaller size is not clear.

This cheat sheet is folded up to the palm of your hand, and you can adjust the margins to make it most comfortable to use.

2. Handwritten scroll copy:

This is the method I learned from eating large rolls when I was a child, and the method of making it is to choose high-quality white paper (it is best to buy it in a copy shop, 20 yuan and 500 sheets, enough for you to make a cheat sheet for a lifetime), and the quality of this paper is better than that of printed paper.

The user writes the content he wants to use on the scroll, and the length of the scroll is best between 20 cm and 25 cm, if it is too long, the volume is relatively large, which affects the operation feel.

Then the cheat sheet is carefully rolled up, repeated 2-3 times, and the next day when you get up and repeat it again to form, this kind of roll copy is suitable for people with flexible fingers.

The method of use is to press the thumb or index finger to copy one end of the volume, with another finger to send, the length of the dial is 5 centimeters is more appropriate, this part of the finger after reading, the paper roll will be automatically recycled because of elasticity, so reciprocating, the content of a long strip can be displayed between the two fingers with a 5 cm "body".

And this kind of cheat sheet can be quickly returned to your palm when the teacher suddenly comes, and the safety factor is higher, which is often used by me. ”

"Fourth, hard work is indispensable

Cheating people also have the qualities of cheaters, and since you have chosen this path, it means that you have to take more risks, and it also means that you have to be more attentive.

Cheating Theorem Three:

Never leave things until 3 hours before the exam.

If you take the exam the next morning, you must finish the work the night before.

This is a kind of morality, and secondly, it is also a measure of insurance, because no one knows what the next piece of chocolate will look like, and if you oversleep or have an accident in between, you will bring you failure if you put things off until the next day. ”

"Fifth, the examination room is the battlefield, be a heroic soldier

No matter how well prepared for the exam, people are not as good as heaven.

Even a master like me has encountered bad tactics such as temporary seat changes and substitutions.

In the face of such a situation, first of all, you must ensure that your mentality is balanced, and believe that no matter where you sit, you will have a chance, as long as you don't get caught, you will have a chance before the end of the exam.

Don't treat the teacher as an enemy, but as a collaborator and actively cooperate with the teacher.

A smile and a thank you when you take the paper are a kind of temporary public relations before the exam, which may be of great effect in a critical moment, after all, people are preconceived, and the teacher will even doubt his eyes after feeling your friendliness. And your request will be more likely to be accepted after the incident.

In this year's entrance college English placement test, I was temporarily transferred to a seat and forcibly changed the test paper.

But I patiently came up with a solution:

First of all, things are not good for me, I want to find a point of convergence from the contradictions, since I don't know how to do the current volume, I will make another one, but the other one is not too sure, so I will not move first.

Secondly, the paper I was going to do was the same as the one I was in my current position, so I patiently searched for the answers, synthesized them, and then made a request to the teacher half an hour after the exam: I think it would be unfair to me to change my paper temporarily, because I have already started to do it, and this change has affected my mood.

Don't think it's vexatious or funny, always remember that the teacher has no enmity with you, and your positive request is negotiable.

In the end, I added that I could sit in the first row on my request, and the teacher agreed.

It is not good for the teacher to change the paper after 30 minutes of the test, and besides, I asked to sit in the first row, and there was no condition or motivation for cheating, and he had no reason to say no to a student who had such a request.

For me, I grabbed the 30-point answer of choice and fill-in-the-blank, and it didn't matter where I sat because I decided to do the latter question on my own, because as long as I did another 28 points, I would pass theoretically, and I was sure that I could answer one big question of 16 points and three short answers of 7 points, so I was not in any danger.

Therefore, to be a heroic soldier in the examination room, to be patient and calm with all accidents, this is the royal way to win. ”

"Sixth, a good man and three gangs

To be able to better deal with the teacher in the exam room, having a group of good friends is your biggest weight.

Group combat is always more efficient than individual combat, and this efficiency will save you a lot of time in an open-book exam.

In the closed-book exam, you are well secured.

There are four people in a general group, two who need to cheat and two who don't, because excellent students can sit next to the aisle and let off, you are safer when you cheat, and they can even use a useless question to attract the teacher's attention when needed.

Secondly, if an excellent student is near you, you will have an extra "note" invisibly, because the choice or judgment will be more guaranteed.

The seating arrangement of the other four people generally does not move, especially if the four people occupy the first two rows. So your risk of changing seats is minimized.

The above are some of my thoughts, just for your reference, and finally send the last one of the cheating theorem: never prepare everything on paper.

In this way you lose the meaning of cheating, because cheating is not a full copy, it is only and always will be an aid, you put all your eggs in one basket, and once you fail, you have to disarm and surrender.

In the end, I still hope that everyone will not cheat, and at the end of the hanging, follow all the cigarette boxes to advise everyone:

Cheating is dangerous and the consequences are severe.

Study hard and make progress every day, which is the right way! ”