After a pause, Chen Mo continued: "When I was a child, my father sent me to school every morning, and every day he would go to the fixed wonton stall to order a bowl of wontons for me and pay for it.

Then my dad disappeared, and when I finished eating the wontons, he went back to pick me up and take me to school.

Once I asked him, where did he go?

Dad told me that because he only had enough money to buy a bowl of ravioli, he walked around the intersection while I ate it.

It wasn't until one time, when I didn't want to eat wontons, that I went out to look for him, and I saw him order a basket of xiaolongbao, a bowl of beef vermicelli soup, and a Xiaodie Babao pickle at the xiaolongbao stall next door.

I was only eight years old at the time!

A shadow was left throughout childhood! ”

"Poofhahahaha......"

"Hanging King, why is your father so funny?"

"I'm afraid that the money left over from Dad's meal is only enough to buy you a bowl of wontons!"

"When I came home after the chemistry experiment test in the third year of junior high school, my home was far away, and my feet were worn out.

At this time, my dad happened to be riding a motorcycle and said hello to me happily, and then ......

Hula la is gone! ”

"Hahaha, I saw the sinister of society too early."

"What are you? When I was a kid my dad was riding a bike, and I got into the wheel of my truck, and my dad noticed that something was wrong, and he kicked hard! ”

"When I was in junior high school, my classmates gave me a disc, and when I took it home and opened it, it said that under the age of 18, please watch it with an adult.

So I decisively called my dad to watch it with me, and I will never forget the beating in my life. ”

The jokes of the biological father series made the live broadcast room full of laughter.

Chen Mo was also slightly relieved in his heart.

After all, the recent anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities have not been allowed to talk about the small dirty paragraphs, saying that they belong to the three customs.

As one of the core contents of his live broadcast, jokes are indispensable, and Chen Mo is also actively transforming, looking for jokes that meet the public's appetite and are not vulgar.

"By the way, everyone should start school recently, facing various exams, monthly exams, and thorough exams...... Well, cheat drip tricks!

Of course, I'm not encouraging everyone to cheat, because people who want to cheat will cheat if they don't listen, and people who don't want to cheat won't violate their principles because I talk about this.

Everyone should have fun! ”

"First, teachers are paper tigers

This is actually talking about a mentality, many people who have been caught cheating have made such a mistake, that is, to go to the extreme, some people are extremely arrogant, he thinks you just can't see me, how about Lao Tzu just copying?

You still don't have to look at such a person, because you can't do anything if the teacher hangs you.

The other is to take the teacher too seriously, the teacher turns around as if he is facing a great enemy, and the teacher's shadow moves over to be destroyed by black clouds.

Actually, you don't have to, if you put yourself in the shoes of you, and you are bored for 2 hours, what you want to do most is that time flies faster.

Many people have been in a situation where you are on a date with someone else, and at that time you are pacing around, you will actually find that time passes the slowest, on the contrary, you think about something or look at the text message on your phone for a while and the time slips away unconsciously.

So the same is true for teachers!

They have more things to do, they will think about when the rolls of the class they bring will be changed, how to arrange the holidays, where the children's milk powder will be used, and so on.

So many teachers sit in front of them and look very strict, but in fact, what I observe in their eyes is a kind of sluggishness caused by thinking.

At this time, they are Tyrannosaurus rex, and the angle of view is only 30 degrees, which is the seat problem that I will talk about later.

So the teacher walks around for only two purposes, one is to see how everyone is doing, and the other is to get up and exercise when his feet are numb. ”

"Second, the seat is the trump card

Seats are a matter of concern to everyone, how to sit the most advantageous, where to sit is the least easy to find. In fact, this question can be obtained through analysis. Here's my strategy:

1. Start by sitting in a window seat. In architectural design, the general interior arrangement, especially the school classroom, will always have one window and one wall.

Why choose the position by the window, there are three advantages, one is that its position is generally on the left hand side (because the building distribution is east-west, convenient for lighting), so you can use your left hand to flip through the cheat sheet.

Cheating theorem 1: Never leave your right hand empty (you're on a test, don't hold a pen in your right hand, unless you're left-handed, a fool knows what you're going to do).

The second is that you have the lowest refractive index, what does this mean, imagine you are sitting next to a white wall, so who is the most conspicuous?

Of course it's you, because the white wall becomes the most monotonous background, and the teacher's attention, to be exact, even if he doesn't want to look at you, half of his peripheral vision will perceive the most prominent part of a picture.

So sitting by the window allows you to hide in the background outside the window, you are with the background, and the teacher is not sensitive to you.

The third is a supplementary explanation, that is, even if you are discovered, things are confiscated, and you are depressed, you can still look out the window and adjust your mood in the shortest time.

Scientific studies have proven that rich colors are more likely to change people's moods.

2. Second, pick a seat in the front row.

A lot of beginners or cheaters who don't have theories think that the back seat is safer, which is a naïve idea, because there is often a teacher in the back, which is secondary, and more importantly, many killers in the academic office often come in through the back door (you lose a lot if you are caught by these people).

And you have the lowest odds of winning with your back to your opponent, and you have to spend more of your spare time to observe the teacher.

Still others believe that it is better to sit in the middle seat, which is a better option than the last seat, but it is against the art of war.

The Art of War: Don't be the target of public criticism.

Sitting in the middle of the middle is equivalent to making yourself unable to go to the front of the village and the back of the store, and the line of sight of the teachers in front and behind you happens to intersect in your position, and any movement you make will cause them to be sensitive.

The middle position is actually dangerous, but it has an advantage that it can find the killer of the Academic Affairs Office at the first time, because the vision in the middle is also the broadest, which avoids the biggest loss.

As for the front row position, the first one just mentioned the teacher's field of vision, you can measure the angle, the first two rows of field of vision angle is about 120 degrees to 160 degrees, that is, the teacher's absolute blind spot, unless he intends to observe you, otherwise he can't see you 80% of the exam time.

And sitting in the front row will make the average teacher think that you are a good student with confidence, and it doesn't matter if you sit under the teacher's nose, which makes your battle paralyze the opponent's psychology from the beginning, which is conducive to the later battle. ”

(End of chapter)