Chapter 65 A monk who doesn't know the Bible is not a good photographer
"God is like a tree, and we are like the branches and leaves of a tree! Did the moment the leaves break away from the tree, did they lose their lives?! β
Oh, yes!
Did you lose your life?!
If you say that you have lost your life, then the leaves are still green, but if you have not lost your life, the leaves have lost their supply, and will soon turn yellow, wither, and lose your life!
"It's the same as us humans, we left the Garden of Eden, and although we didn't die immediately, we lost our eternal life, and sooner or later we will die!"
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Liu Jiangtao has nothing to say!
This priest seems to be quick to react!
This is the doubt in the priest's own heart, the doubt that has been lingering for a long time, but he didn't expect that after he asked, he would answer so quickly!
Looking at the priest who was holding a cup again, waiting to pour coffee, Liu Jiangtao was speechless!
Big brother, you're hanging!
Not about your reflexes, but about your stomach!
Thirty skewers of barbecue, ten cups of coffee, all in your stomach!
Do you want more?!
Huang Feihong, who was in Bao Zhilin, was also slightly stunned when he heard the translation of Ya Cha Su!
This explanation seems reasonable!
At this time, Liu Jiangtao's next question came again-
"Father, I have a question!"
Liu Jiangtao brewed another pot of coffee, filled the barbecue grill with meat skewers, and then continued!
And also?!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, the priest's eyes were so ambiguous! Ahem, kindness!
It's been years since he came to this country, but he's never been happier than he is now!
What could be better for an evangelist than finding a like-minded person?!
If anything, it's to find two!
"Liu, please say, I can't stop it!"
The priest gave a rare surprise to everyone!
But what the hell are you trying to stop?!
I'll go, you don't want to fight Lao Tzu with a steel gun, right?!
Although Lao Tzu is the king of the steel gun in G Port, Lao Tzu will never fight your steel gun!
Ahem!
Far from it!
"That's the kind of priest, you've been here for a long time, I don't know what you think of the Buddha and the temple?!"
Ha?!
That's what I asked!
Why is it so swollen?!
At this time, the priest was also very speechless!
Is it really okay for you to ask me such a question from a priest?!
It's like asking a devil, what do you think of the gods of the West?!
Ask a monster, what do you think of Taoist priests?!
What else can you see?!
Look with your eyes!
Of course, the priest would not have said that!
"I don't know much about Buddhism, and I don't know much about it!"
Forehead!
Well, so honest!
Then you're welcome! Ga
Rattle!
I originally wanted to ask some simple questions to pull in feelings!
For example, ask why the Son was killed, why he chose to die first and then rise again, etc.!
Because these kinds of questions are not difficult for the priest at all, after all, these are the most fundamental problems.
Therefore, Liu Jiangtao is very indebted to a sentence:
"Since God is omnipotent, and you are so pious, why don't you erect a statue for more people to admire?!"
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Your sister!
The priest looked at Liu Jiangtao speechlessly, and a sentence flashed in his heart-
I have a sentence MMP that I don't know if to say or not!
"We have a church!"
"Isn't it spectacular to get another golden body or something?!"
"We have a church!"
"The decoration is a little more luxurious, so that others spend money to visit ......"
"We have a church ......"
Forehead?!
In the next moment, the priest stood up and said in righteous words:
"We are a church, not a scenic spot, a place of worship, a place of propagation, a place of redemption, not a scenic spot!"
Looking at the excited priest, Liu Jiangtao smashed his mouth, well, that's the church!
filled a cup of coffee for the priest, and Liu Jiangtao came to a sentence unusually deadly:
"Haven't you ever thought about it, like Buddhism, to have a sense of ritual, such as burning incense, donating incense money, and so on!"
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The priest didn't know what the hell this guy was!
Are you the devil?!
By the way, you're a Buddhist!
But you're a Buddhist, why do you know so much about our Western religion?!
If you're not a Buddhist, what are you wearing now?!
However, looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was very serious, the priest decided to answer the last question of this guy, and never talk about faith with this guy in the future.
This guy's idea is heretical!
"God created all things to make people live better, to wash away their original sin, to escape from their destiny of destruction, and to return to the kingdom of God!
God doesn't need incense, because God doesn't need to fight for that!
Whether you have money or not, whether you donate or not, God wants your faith, not your money! Because God doesn't lack your money! β
Looking at the angry priest, Liu Jiangtao waved his hand, and then said:
"Don't get excited, Father, I don't know much about it! Haha......"
I don't know you ghost!
You just copied and pasted the priest's memory!
Of course, no one has exposed the hypocrisy of this guy!
At this point, it was the priest's turn to speak:
"Liu, what do you understand about Buddha?!"
What do I mean by Buddha?!
I don't know?!
"Buddha, that's what happened, Buddha pays attention to forbearance in the present and pursues the afterlife, but it is a ghost
Know what the afterlife is! Lao Tzu can't even live well in this life, whoever talks to Lao Tzu about the next life, Lao Tzu will beat him and has no this life! β
Ha?!
I poked, Father Ben found a great news!
A Buddhist who doesn't even believe in the afterlife!
And Huang Feihong, who was sitting in Bao Zhilin, was completely speechless!
Nima, what the hell are you?!
Are you the devil?!
Wearing monk's robes and eating barbecue, and then talking about the Bible with Western priests here!
I thought you should at least respect your clothes, but you actually said that whoever told you in the next life will beat you and have no this life!
You're cheating!
Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, the priest squirted out a mouthful of coffee!
Lose your marbles!
This world is crazy, or Liu Jiangtao is crazy!
"Liu, you can't say that, no matter what your beliefs are, as long as you can teach people to be good, it's all good!"
Hearing the priest's words, Huang Feihong still agrees!
In the past, I always felt that Western religions were all evil and demonic, but after taking a closer look today, I feel that it is still okay!
However, what the hell is this Liu Jiangtao?!
How do you feel that this guy with the skin of the most mysterious country in the East looks like a devil?!
Ahem, it's impossible for Huang Feihong to say it!
Looking at the priest, Liu Jiangtao picked up the barbecue and began to masturbate!
While munching on the meat, he said loudly:
"Oh rice tofu, goodness has truth and hypocrisy, save one person and harm a hundred, can you save it?! Kill one person and live a hundred, do you kill or not?! Kill 100 people and put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, do you want such a Buddha?! β
Ha?!
The priest was a little confused!
It's not a question of faith!
It's about the human spirit!
This guy can't be a snake spirit disease, right?!
"Liu, aren't you a Buddhist?!"
The priest finally asked the question!
Hearing the priest's question, Huang Feihong and Ya Cha Su were also interested, and waited with bated breath for Liu Jiangtao's answer!
Whether it is the priest or Ya Cha Su, or Huang Feihong, they all feel that Liu Jiangtao will say a lot of things that sound very reasonable, but in fact, he didn't say anything about the big truth, and finally said that the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha left something in his heart!
Or that the Buddha also has angry eyes and other profound words.
However, this guy said loudly without any scruples-
"Buddhists?! Who are the Buddhists?! Me?! I'm not! β
Ha?!
You're not a Buddhist?!
But what are you doing in your robes?!
Seeing the priest's gaze swirling on his clothes, Liu Jiangtao said unashamedly:
"Those who ride white horses are not necessarily Tang monks, they may be bald donkeys, oh rice tofu, poor roads are not harmony
Still! β
All right!
You're not bald after all, ahem, monk!
I don't know why, after hearing Liu Jiangtao say this, both the priest and Huang Feihong have the illusion that the world is still so beautiful!
"Then you are a believer in Western Religion?!"
The priest spoke again!
"Western teaching?! Not really! β
Ha?!
You are not a believer in Western religion, how can you know so much about the Bible?!
The priest was completely speechless!
At this moment, not only the priest, but even Huang Feihong wanted to jump out, pointing at Liu Jiangtao's nose and shouting:
"What the hell are you?!"
Although it may not be the original words, ahem, it will definitely not be the original words, but the meaning should be similar!
However, Huang Feihong is a middle-of-the-road educated person after all, and it is impossible to be so intimidating!
But the priest is different, what do people say!
"And what are you doing?!"
Listening to the priest's words, Liu Jiangtao was directly stunned!
I'll go, big brother, you don't even know what I'm doing and just sit here and eat my barbecue?! Drink my coffee?!
At this time, someone has forgotten that someone took the initiative to invite someone to come over!
Looking at the empty barbecue grill, Liu Jiangtao picked up the forty-meter knife, cough cough, it was a half-meter-long knife, and with a wave of "brush, brush, brush", there was another layer of pork!
After placing the barbecue, Liu Jiangtao pointed to the door and said:
"See, that's what I'm doing!"
What the hell?!
The priest looked up at the door number, and then at the couplets on both sides, and after a difficult identification, his face suddenly changed greatlyβ
"You, you're a believer in the devil?!"
"Poof!"
Liu Jiangtao squirted out a mouthful of coffee, almost squirting the priest's head!
"I'm a photographer! Got it?! Not a believer in the devil! β
Your sister!
The priest sat down awkwardly, well, the language in this country is so difficult to understand, always making jokes!
But is it really good for you to hang such a couplet?!
The three souls and seven spirits are gone, and there are still people who dare to take pictures?!
"It's really not easy for you to open a photo studio, wearing monk's robes, and talking to me about the Bible!"
"You don't understand this, do you? Sage Kong once said: A monk who does not understand the Bible is not a good photographer! β
Ha?!
(End of chapter)