Chapter 64: The Monk Who Talks About the Bible in English
And then Huang Feihong appeared!
Looking at Huang Feihong, whose face was full of iron, Liu Jiangtao raised the barbecue meat that had been cooked in his hand, and said happily:
"Master Huang, let's have some breakfast together!"
Ha?!
In a word, Huang Feihong was stunned!
Anyway, he's just getting ready for lunch at home!
Why is this guy talking about having breakfast?!
Could it be that you have eaten breakfast early?!
Subconsciously looked up at the sun above his head, Huang Feihong understood, it was not that he had breakfast early, but that this snake spirit was gone!
"Master!"
Looking at Huang Feihong, whose face was full of iron, Pork Rong stood behind Huang Feihong and shouted master!
"Don't go back yet! Why don't you want to have breakfast here?! ”
Ha?!
The master also said breakfast?!
Did you eat breakfast early?!
No wonder I ate so fat, it turned out that I had one more breakfast than others!
No, I'll have to have breakfast at this time in the future!
"Don't go back yet?!"
"Yes, master!"
Looking at Huang Feihong and Pork Rong, who were about to leave, Liu Jiangtao finished eating the meat skewers in his hand, smashing it, smashing it, smashing it, it's not bad!
Although there is no barbecue material, the raw pork is still very good!
"Master Huang, let's eat together, anyway, I have a lot of things, and I can't finish a meal!"
Ha?!
Can't finish a meal?!
I'll poke, if you finish eating these two pigs, you won't be a pig anymore!
Soon, Wong Fei Hung's mind changed!
Because Liu Jiangtao stood up with a big knife, he "brushed and brushed" the pork, and then ten slices of fat and thin, with suitable thickness fell......
Taking advantage of the time when the meat slices fell from the pork, Liu Jiangtao instantly took out ten bamboo skewers from his body, "brushed and brushed" to put the meat on, sat down calmly, and put the meat skewers on the barbecue!
Looking at this guy's knife technique, Huang Feihong couldn't help but scream-
"Good knife technique!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Feihong regretted it!
Ya, I already thought about it when I came, and I definitely didn't talk to this guy, how could I see this guy's knife technique and couldn't help but say it!
"Of course it's a good knife technique! I got it from a person named Yuejia Knife, anyway, it's okay to be idle now, so I practice knife skills! ”
Practice knife skills......
Knife practice......
Knife ......
Law......
Huang Feihong feels that the whole world is not good!
Nima, who has ever seen someone practice knife skills on a pig?!
Who has ever seen a monk eat meat and even cut it with a knife?!
And cut so neatly?!
Is Lao Tzu sick, or is this society sick!
Or maybe it's your snake spirit!
Yes, it must be this snake spirit!
"Then don't disturb the master to practice swordsmanship and eat meat!"
The bite of the word meat is particularly heavy!
Looking at Huang Feihong and Pork Rong who turned to leave, Liu Jiangtao smiled, turned around and returned to the photo studio, and after a while, this guy came out with a tea bowl and a teapot!
Eat meat and drink tea?!
How can it be?!
It is impossible to eat meat and drink tea, and it is impossible to eat meat and drink tea in this life!
Then I picked up the teapot and poured a cup of fragrant, eh, coffee!
That's right, you read that right, this guy is drinking coffee in a teapot!
Eat a skewer of barbecue, take a sip of coffee, these days, good coffee......
"What a fragrant smell!"
Oh?!
Listening to the stiff Cantonese, Liu Jiangtao looked up at the big nose not far away!
It turned out to be a priest!
Well, I am still very familiar with this priest Liu Jiangtao!
In the movie world of "Once Upon a Time: Top Gun", he doesn't know what about other priests, but this priest is really good!
When Huang Feihong's Bao Zhilin was burned, he was the first to come forward to testify that Huang Feihong was innocent!
When the foreign devil shot Huang Feihong, this priest stepped forward and blocked a shot for Huang Feihong!
The most important thing is that in the past few days of opening, Liu Jiangtao specially inquired, and the reputation of this priest is still very good, he did not bully the weak, but he is a very pure priest.
Although he is a foreigner!
"Meeting is fate, this priest, how about sitting down for a cup of coffee?!"
Ha?!
The priest was stunned for a moment, this fake monk in a monk's robe actually spoke English!
Very pure English, not the kind of stumbling fake English of the local translation!
"It's better to be respectful than to obey!"
The priest was not polite, walked to the gate of the camera studio, followed Liu Jiangtao's example, and sat on a maza!
Looking at this priest, Jiang Tao couldn't help but sigh secretly, how good it would be if all foreigners in this era were like this priest, there would be no invasion by the Eight-Nation Alliance, and there would not be so many deaths!
However, this is not possible!
A priest is a priest, a foreigner is a foreigner!
They are people of two worlds!
Filling the priest with a cup of coffee, Liu Jiangtao put the grilled meat skewers on the plate in front of the priest and said:
"Taste, authentic heretical eating!"
Ha?!
The priest was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground!
Heresy eating?!
Nima, don't you know that Lao Tzu is a priest?!
Heretical?!
Looking at the spirited priest, Liu Jiangtao laughed, and opened his mouth to say a passage from the Bible!
Forehead!
Listen to the Bible that popped out of Liu Jiangtao's mouth, and it was the English version of the Bible, and then look at the greasy monk's robe that this guy was wearing!
I'll poke it, this guy is hanging!
After Liu Jiangtao finished speaking, the priest asked suspiciously:
"Aren't you a monk?!"
Monk?!
"How can it be a monk?! It can't be a monk in this life! You can't eat meat, and you can't talk to priests about the Bible! Come, Father, have a skewer and a cup of coffee, and let's talk about the Bible! ”
Ha?!
The priest mechanically picked up the skewers and masturbated like Liu Jiangtao......
As soon as he bit down, the priest was stunned!
How could it be so delicious?!
I poked, no wonder it was a heretical way to eat, such a delicious barbecue, how could it not be heretical?!
"Father, the Bible says that Adam and Eve left the Garden of Eden and lost their lives, but why didn't they die?! Shouldn't you just hang up if you lose your life?! ”
Looking at the priest who was sipping skewers and drinking coffee, Liu Jiangtao always felt that this picture was beautiful!
The beauty makes him want to destroy!
So, this guy started dying again!
"Oh, Liu, I didn't expect you to really understand the Bible! That's great! ”
Ha?!
What's the matter?!
Isn't what Lao Tzu said just now the original words of the Bible?!
You know, Lao Tzu's Bible and his understanding of the Bible are copied and pasted directly from your mind!
Unless you say you're reading a false Bible!
"Please also ask the priest to explain, I, a lost lamb, really don't understand!"
Ha?!
What is a lost lamb?!
You don't know what you know, but it's the humble self-professation of believers.
In the priest's words, God is the Shepherd, and we are all His lambs!
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, the priest took a moment, drank two large cups of coffee in a row, and after eating ten skewers of barbecue, his eyes slowly brightened!
Looking at the priest's expression, Liu Jiangtao was a little confused!
I'll go, you've figured it out?!
You know, this question is your own, but I happened to see it when I copied and pasted it here!
"Do you know the big tree?!"
Tree?!
What the hell is Big Tree?!
What does the Bible have to do with the tree?!
"God says that apart from Him, we lose eternal life! It's the same as a tree! ”
Ha?!
How is this the same as a big tree?!
What kind of metaphor are you?!
Looking at the priest who was waiting for Liu Jiangtao to pour coffee with a teacup, Liu Jiangtao's face turned dark, are you sure you didn't come to fool me into drinking coffee?!
What's the matter, when you came to Foshan, you didn't bring coffee?!
Or did your merchant ship come without cocoa?!
However, Liu Jiangtao still calmly poured another cup of coffee for the priest!
There is no one for these two people, drinking coffee with a ceramic tea set!
It's a heretic!
……
At the same time, Huang Feihong, who was sitting in Bao Zhilin, was listening to the conversation between Liu Jiangtao and the priest!
To be honest, neither Huang Feihong nor Ya Cha Su thought that Liu Jiangtao, a guy who looks like a snake spirit, could actually speak English!
It's so slippery!
When he saw the priest walking over and sitting next to Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong immediately thought of some kind of traitorous fragment -
A fake monk, in order to find out about the situation of the Black Flag Army and Foshan, specially came to pretend to be crazy and stupid to find out the news, and then tell the news to the foreigners!
Thinking of Huang Feihong, who was on this floor, he couldn't take care of eating, so he immediately called his teeth to wipe Su over, and the two of them sat close to the window, listening to Liu Jiangtao and the priest talking!
Well, it was Ya Cha Su who listened, and then translated it to Huang Feihong!
At the beginning, when Ya Cha Su translated a Bible, Huang Feihong was stunned!
I'll go, is this guy saying true or false?!
However, Ya Cha Su swore that what Liu Jiangtao said must be in the Bible, because Ya Cha Su had read it abroad!
Well, this is still a turtle man who has studied foreign scriptures!
When Huang Feihong knew that Liu Jiangtao, a fake monk, was chatting with the priest about the Bible in English, he had already put a label on Liu Jiangtao in his heart - admiring foreign and flattering!
Then when Ya Cha Su translated Liu Jiangtao's question, Huang Feihong thought about it, can the Bible explain this question?!
At this time, in Huang Feihong's heart, Liu Jiangtao's label has changed from admiring foreign flattery to being a troublemaker!
That's right, this guy is full of food and has nothing to do, and he is looking for trouble!
Moreover, in my heart, I also saw the Western scriptures clearly!
See, a false monk in our most mysterious eastern country can pick out what is wrong in your scriptures!
At this time, Huang Feihong's senses for Liu Jiangtao were also a little better, of course, just a little better!
However, at this time, Huang Feihong was also looking forward to the priest's answer!
It's not that the priest said that our relationship with God is like that of a tree!
What the hell is this answer, Lao Tzu wants to explain!
Just as Huang Feihong was expecting, the priest continued to speak......
(End of chapter)