If you're suddenly exposed to space while taking a shower, you'll probably be alive for about a minute.

At the age of more than 20 seconds, the South Korean president was fished back by the towing beam fired by the spacecraft, and then stuffed into a tumble dryer to warm himself, and finally sent back to the ground with a wail and a group of leaders. But they found that there was one less colleague, where did the French president go? It's still there before.

("Maybe I went back first.") Lin Fang, Dongmo Tonggong, and Wei Miao unanimously passed this inference. ）

For this meeting and Lin Fang's declaration, the earthlings were very panicked, what were the three aliens who claimed to be Homo sapiens going to do?

At this time, the Shenyun arrived in a certain Chinese city.

"Lao Taste" is an ordinary street food stall, rice rolls, claypot rice, beef offal noodles, the boss is cooking shirtless, there are not so many diners during the day, three by two. One of the tables was Lin Fang's three people, and on the street corner in the distance, a team of police uncles was waiting for him, and he was very nervous for fear of being discovered.

Bang, Dong Mo Tong Gong put "100 Quick Moves for the Ball Commander" on the dining table, and turned to the last page of the book, "I found this." ”

The two of them looked at it, and there was a small gift chip glued to it, which read "Ball Captain Assist System".

"The Captain Support System, with a lot of intelligence and a lot of experience, can help you become a great captain." Dongmo Tonggong reads out the product introduction.

"Oh?" "Really?" The two wondered, why does this giveaway sound even more powerful than this book?

This chip can be used in the ear or on a chip reader, and now Dongmo Tonggong has chosen the latter.

The chip reader is placed on the table, and when the chip is loaded, it emits a crisp classic prompt sound: "Ding! "At the same time, there is a hologram above, a blue auspicious cloud, which looks like Aladdin's magic lamp.

It sang, "Who is the most popular in the universe? Ball length system! Who is the ball captain? You, you, you? "It looks at the three of them.

"Him." Dong Motong bowed his finger at Lin Fang and asked, "System, you can assist us in managing the planet, right?" ”

The ball captain system snorted, "You can't hide it from me." All operations are for the final demolition! ”

"Shhhhh Wei Miao was pleasantly surprised, and he was really wise; Lin Fang stretched out his hand to poke it, cut, and the clouds could not change shape in real time. Dongmo Tonggong said seriously: "Our planet is called the earth, with silicate stone as the main component, with a diameter of 12,756 kilometers and a mass of ......."

"Woman, shut up!" The system interrupted her, "Don't tell me about the data!" Whether you are dealing in a rocky planet, an ocean planet, or a gaseous planet, there is only one business strategy to get the highest compensation for demolition, and that is to 'grow and expand trade'. ”

Dongmo Tong Bow: ̄〈 ̄ (fists clenched in secret)

At this time, the boss brought three bowls of hot beef offal noodles, put them down and walked away again, with no interest in the projection thing.

"Expand trade and fight against the name of the trade?" Wei Miao asked.

"The so-called 'birth' refers to ......" The system paused, "give birth to me!" You are of any species, and 7 billion people will certainly not get as much compensation as 10 billion people. This is true of all other animals, plants, microorganisms, and all life on this planet. Don't doubt the computing power of the Demolition Bureau, even if it is calculated how many particles there are on your planet, it is only a matter of an instant for a super intelligence like us. This kind of loneliness is not something you can understand. ”

"One more life, one more life, one more compensation! Not only do you have to manage existing species, but you also have to resurrect the extinct unique species of this planet, introduce suitable species from other planets, and create new ones! This is for 'birth'. ”

All three of them listened while eating noodles. Wei Miao picked up the only piece of offal in the bowl and asked, "Boss, is there a little bit of offal?" ”

Before the boss could speak, the system shouted: "Shut up! What else do you want to eat at a food stall? If you want to have more offal, you can order an extra bowl of offal! ”

Wei Miao: ̄へ ̄ (Put the offal in your mouth and gnaw it hard)

"Let's talk about 'expansion', the bigger your house, the more money you can get."

The system said proudly: "The primitive planet is very wasted, and the ecology needs to be well transformed, like turning the desert into a sea of flowers." Then, how about a new piece of land in the sea? What about galaxy-level mega projects? Satellite? Colonizing the space station? What about a Dyson sphere and a circular world? Expand, expand! If it was supposed to lose one goal, it should lose two goals. This is for 'expansion'. ”

Lin Fang was grunting and eating noodles, looking at a group of aunts dancing in the distance.

"Let's talk about 'trade' and 'name'. Can the compensation fee for a broken village temple and Shaolin Temple be the same? ”

The system shouted, "Look at me and listen attentively!" No matter what planet, there is always something souvenir, find a way to sell it.

Do you have good food? Open restaurants, hold food festivals. Do you have songs? Organize music festivals and concerts. Do you have movies? Shoot the interstellar version. Do you have a view? Engage in a tour group! If you really don't know anything, then open a pet shop and sell your planet's species.

Trade brings fame, but it takes a series of packaging promotions to succeed, IP, you know? Invite a few galaxy stars to endorse, ask some interstellar travelers to comment and praise, and ask some water armies to like. The planet is forced to go up, the more fans there are, and the more valuable it is.

Think about the day in the future, the planet will be listed on the Galaxy Stock Exchange IPO and skyrocket! ”

"But." The system's tone became more serious, "If you don't do a good job of 'resistance', then no matter how big, famous, and how many lives and businesses your planet is, it will be bombarded by the demolition fleet!" 'Resistance' means that there is enough strength to resist forced demolition, as well as resist all kinds of space pirates, wandering races, and war races......

What is the best weapon on your planet right now? What about the strongest ship? Don't tell me it's just you!

Let's hurry up and develop military power! One is the equipment of the planet, whether you buy it or develop it yourself, you have to have it; The second is the combat effectiveness of the people, even if there are the best weapons, there must be soldiers who use weapons, and the mercenaries who are unreliable in resisting demolition and relocation must be the people of this planet, cultivating zero-point energy, gene editing, xenosynthesis, and transplanting mechanical bodies...... I don't care, I just need to be stronger! ”

After listening to the words of the system, Dongmo Tonggong did suddenly open up, "Expand trade and fight against ...... That's it, the blueprint for the development of the earth. ”

"It feels good." Wei Miao nodded and said.

"Shut up! You're not the ball captain, so stay and go. The system yelled, "Captain Listen, from now on, you will do whatever I tell you to do!" If I am satisfied, there will be a reward; If I am not satisfied, there will be a punishment. ”

Dongmo Tong Bow: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Wei Miao: (* ̄〈 ̄)

"System, didn't you find yourself very noisy......" Lin Fang had a patience number on his forehead, "You're just a giveaway......"

"Ding! The first task: learn the ball length pose

Difficulty: ★

Reward: 100 XP

Your Ball Length Level is: 0 (0/100 XP)

Description: Some poses have the perfect sense of ritual to inspire love and enhance the recognition of the planet. ”

"You have to stop......" Lin Fang's face gradually became cold, "Don't bite anymore, wow, beep, pop isn't it......"

"Ding!!" The system clanged louder, and the hologram writhed, "Come with me, clench your hands into fists, raise your right fist forward, hang your left fist back, and twist your butt three times." It said viciously, "If you don't do it, I'll electrocute you with millions of volts." ”

Lin Fang: "......"

Has anyone put it in their ears now?

"Don't do it?" The system scolded, "Okay, if you don't do it, I'll keep ding, dingdingding, dingding!" ”

Lin Fang: ╰(‵□′)╯

He pulled out an axe suddenly, and boom! Throw the chip reader to the ground, and then chop it down with an axe, "I don't like to snap, but it's okay!! ”

"You, you, you dare!" The system was shocked, the current was sizzling, and panicked, "Don't, don't, without me, you would have hit the streets...... Help me! Stop him......"

Dong Mo Tong Gong and Wei Miao continued to eat noodles indifferently.

"This noodle is delicious."

"Agreed."

Both of them complimented: 〈( ̄) ̄)〈

Wow beep, Lin put a few axes down, and the chip reader was split into a pile of pieces, and the ball was long and the system was pawned.

"Expand trade and fight against the name." Dongmo Tonggong thought and muttered, "Which one should I start with?" ”

Wei Miao asked Lin Fang: "Where did you get the axe?" ”

"Do I have an axe with me and tell you too?"

"Isn't that common sense?"

……

After the three of them checked out and left, the boss complained while cleaning up the dining table: "These offspring have made me garbage here!" I don't have any public morality, what kind of person! Several uncles and aunts who played at the food stalls also said: "I still speak very loudly." "They don't look like good people."

Suddenly, a large group of policemen rushed over, first controlled the boss, and then took away all the debris on the ground, all the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and so on.

The bosses were surprised and affirmed their insight, you see, it turned out to be a gang of fugitives.

……

On the bulletin board of Tuojie City, the latest wanted notice for Penglai Star has just been posted, and a large group of bounty hunters are very eager, with a reward of 100 million!

[100 million Galaxy coins bounty two Dongmo faction criminals: Lin Fang, Dongmo Tonggong

Note: Both of them are psionic cultivators, their cultivation is strong, cunning, and their methods are ferocious, so you must be careful when fighting them!

Note 2: Catch alive only! Don't hurt them! [Someone here graffiti: Actually, don't hurt Dongmo Tonggong, she is the baby daughter of the head of the Dongmo faction, and she was damaged by Lin Fang, damn it, my little Tonggong!] (suspected to be the handwriting of the head of the Dongmo faction) Otherwise, there will be no bounty, and Penglai Xing will also be held responsible. 】