Overnight, the people of the main powers of the earth learned that their leaders had been "invited" to the alien spaceship, but it didn't seem to have any effect.

What do the aliens want to do? It's really hard to say, but now the situation is more complicated, and the alien with his head wrapped in something is acting alone in a flying car.

The latest sighting took place in Akihabara, Tokyo, Japan, where the alien bought a whole bunch of manga and electronics at an anime shop. There are also claims that he was seen in a maid's restaurant, but the news has not been confirmed.

"After reading this, there are still ...... Chapter 300. I'm so happy, it's not in vain that I've survived for ten years......"

In a park in China, Lin Fang sat on the grass against a big tree, surrounded by various cartoons and novels, and he turned the pages of the comics in his hand with emotion.

Gradually, the surroundings became noisy, and a group of 5 or 6-year-old children ran around, screaming and screaming.

Lin Fang's forehead was covered with patience, until he couldn't hold any more, he put down the comic book and shouted to the children, "Hey, little ghost! What about your parents, do you know that it is dangerous to run around by yourself, go quickly, go home. ”

The children stopped and glanced at him, "Cut." "It's a dead house that was kicked out of the house, and this kind of person is the reason for the danger."

"yes!" Lin Fang fiercely attacked them, "I'm an alien, it's very dangerous, go away, believe it or not, throw you into space!" ”

"Aliens?" A little girl who looked at her and was only 5 years old said disgustedly: "When I look at his clothes, they are bargains bought from Taobao." ”

"It looks like it." "I didn't even cut the thread." The children exchanged heads and ears, "Uncle, who do you want to scare?" ”

"I'm only 28 years old!" Lin Fang hurriedly said, "And my body is a real thing!" Ta'an Xingtuo Boundary City's customized products are not bought from Taobao. ”

At the same time, a group of young men and women, all dressed in these spaceship uniforms, walked by, some with their heads covered in gauze, some wrapped around their chests to flatten them, and they mingled with laughter, the alien theme was really good. Suddenly, they were startled.

"And voila! There's a dead house over there that has been kicked out of the house. "He's so good." "Hurry up, let's go, don't let him get involved." The crowd hastened and walked away.

The children looked like I knew, and a bald boy asked, "Alien, why don't you wear this outfit every day and don't take a shower?" ”

"yes, it's been a few days, and it's still like this." "Ma Ma said that if you don't take a bath, you will have diarrhea." "It's dirty, don't go near him."

"I've got a lot of the same style!" Lin Fang gritted his teeth and roared, "I take a bath every day, don't slander me." ”

"I didn't see it, take it out and show it to me?" Said the bald boy. The other children also said, "yes, I didn't see it." "You say yes? You're not Aladdin's magic lamp. "He has the emperor's new clothes."

Lin Fang slowly stood up, "Dead bald, don't think that if you are a child, I will put up with you......"

"Annoyed and angry." The bald boy said to his companions, "Sure enough, it's a dead house dressed in cheap Taobao goods!" ”

……

Mr. President, although they are the most powerful people on the planet, they have never been to space before. Based on the length of time they have been off the ground, when they arrive at the space port of Tolan Star, people will disdainfully call them "flat-earth people", saying that they are full of earthly energy.

Now that they had finally gone to heaven, before they could see anything, everyone was locked up in a small cabin like a small black room, which was crowded, hot, and unbearable.

Finally, in the evening, the male aliens took them to the main bridge, which had been laid out, and they sat in a row, with the female alien standing at the front.

"Wuya, replace the signals from those TV satellites with images here." Dongmo Tonggong said.

"Okay." Wuya said happily that the Shenyun was hanging in low-earth orbit over the Indian Ocean, and immediately sent an adapted electromagnetic wave to the surrounding satellites, "That's it." ”

So suddenly, some of the satellite channels on the earth changed their signals, and the audience was surprised to see that Mr. President was restless. Immediately afterwards, those TV stations that have not changed their signals are vying to broadcast it, which is a major event for all mankind.

However, many viewers who are watching dramas and sports games are scolding, what the hell, who wants to watch politics, broken TV!

"Hello, earthlings. Don't panic, please put aside your doubts first, please see, the galaxy is very big and has many forces, the Galactic Alliance is one of them, and the Earth is located here in the outer regions of the Silver Alliance. With Dongmo Tong's words, there was a hologram next to her showing the star map and some galactic scenes.

Mr. President's eyes widened, but it was the scientists in front of the television who were most excited, however, the hologram was gone.

"Boundless?" Dongmo Tong Gong questioned.

"Dear, the projector is broken, it's been restarted, it doesn't work."

"......" Dongmo Tonggong looked indifferent, and continued: "Our spaceship is called Shenyun, captain Lin Fang, I am the second mate Dongmo Tonggong, and that is the pilot Wei Miao. We also have a few crew members, but because they are not important, we will not introduce them for the time being. ”

Wei Miao couldn't help but look at the engine room, and it was difficult to say.

"We are all human, Homo sapiens on Earth. Wei Miao and I are Penglai Star people, a civilization that originated on Earth; And the captain Lin Fang, a 100% earthling, has a Chinese ID card. In other words, we are the same species as you. ”

The more people listened, the more confused they became, nonsense, deceiving us that we hadn't been out of the earth.

"There is a consensus in the Alliance that the earth is just a primitive and remote planet, and it doesn't matter if it is destroyed at any time. Our captain, with his kindness and infinite love for the earth, bought this planet in the name of the Shenyun. The camera pushes closer, and then closer......"

Dong Motong bowed to show the camera a piece of black paper, "This is the certificate, 'This planet belongs to the "Shenyun", ball leader: Lin Fang', shoot clearly. ”

Everyone can see it clearly, but what is the text on it? And what certificate, you say yes? You're not Aladdin's magic lamp.

"We can collect rent from every inhabitant of the earth." Dongmo Tonggong said solemnly, "But we just need to develop, develop, develop!" Earthlings, it's time to put an end to internal disputes, and Captain Lin Fang, and I, the Captain of the Ball, will lead you into the interstellar era and build our beautiful home together. ”

Hearing this, billions of viewers on Earth affirmed that she was! Absolute.

"You mean," Mr. President struggled to understand, "that we're all in your hands?" ”

"Exactly." Dongmo Tonggong was a little excited about the beautiful vision, "From now on, the Earth Alliance will be established!" Everyone loves non-aggression and world peace! ”

The leaders of the countries were silent, and finally Mr. President said, "You can put America first, right?" ”

The Syrian president suddenly couldn't hold back any longer: "Yankees, you!" "There will be no world peace with the United States!" Mr. President also got angry: "You are bad people! The British Prime Minister and the President of France followed suit: "Bad guys! I don't know who scolded: "Hypocritical Europeans and Americans!" "Die!"

A figure suddenly punched at Mr. President and exploded! The crowd beat each other. Look, the South Korean president gave the Japanese prime minister a side kick, but the Japanese prime minister rolled on a lazy donkey and avoided it, which was beautiful. Next to the Russian president, the German Chancellor and the Ukrainian president were all beaten away, which is amazing.

The Prime Minister of Israel was beaten by a group of people, and so was Mr. President, "Crazy old man! "Villain!"

He still screamed bitterly: "America First!! ”

This shout won him back the support of some American people.

"Stop, stop!" Dong Motong screamed a few times, and suddenly punched the armor of the bulkhead behind him, "If you don't stop, I'll smash you all flat." ”

The audience immediately stopped, and the leaders silently sat back in their places one by one. Mr. President finally picked up an old life, lying on the ground panting.

Because of a little misunderstanding, Samuel L. L. Jackson, the actor of Marvel's "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." was also tied to the spaceship.

He stayed out of the matter just now, and at this time he said, "Girl, you saw it." This is human beings, give us packets of chewing gum with different flavors and divide them into groups, and we can fight too. What's more, we haven't liked each other for a long time, and you suddenly want us to live in peace, how is it possible? ”

"yes." The South Korean president has a deep understanding of this, "I'm not afraid of you, I want to say what I think, anyway, no matter what, I won't end well in the future." I don't even love my wife, you make me love strangers, is there a mistake! ”

Everyone nodded.

"What's the fun of being human if you can't kill each other? became famous, promoted, and rich, but you can't bully your own people, you can only bully some alien things like bugs? There's no motivation at all, okay! ”

"Human civilization is built on killing each other!"

"World peace? Do you want us to die? ”

"What else is the interstellar age, and why is it putting so much pressure on us? Did you know that 99.9% of earthlings just want to eat, eat, go shopping, talk about love, and fight! At most, let's take a look at the entertainment gossip: which star eats and goes shopping with which star to talk about love and fight. ”

"That's it!"

"yes, do you have to tell us anything about the Galactic Alliance, have you asked us how we feel? You're making us so irritated! ”

Samuel L. Jackson said, "Girl, you may be technologically advanced, but you can't change people's hearts. Don't do it, we earthlings have no future, a bunch of mud can't support the wall, it doesn't matter if this planet is destroyed at any time. Leave us to fend for yourselves. ”

"yes, leave us alone." "As you said, the galaxy is huge, let's find another planet." "It's no fun."

At this time, many viewers watching the TV were pondering, as if the words were not rough.

Dongmo Tonggong gradually blushed angrily. Wei Miao brought a toolbox for repairing the spaceship, as well as a large roll of white tape, and prepared it.

But everyone suddenly fell silent, and saw a figure walking quickly, it was the male alien with something wrapped in his head.

"Is it live streaming from all over the world now?" He asked.

"Yes." Wei Miao replied very succinctly, and his squinting gaze kept guarding against something.

Lin Fang walked into his captain's cabin. Soon, he walked out with a pile of clothes, all of the same style uniforms.

He showed the clothes to the camera and shouted viciously: "Dead bald, do you see, I have seven such uniforms!" Change one piece a day, enough for a week! Why are there so many? Why don't you ask Conan why he's wearing the same clothes for decades! ”

“？？？” The leaders wanted to know what was going on.

“？？？” Earthlings want to know.

"Because that's not important, it's the story!" Dong Motong raised his hand and replied, "I want to look at the clothes and go shopping on Taobao." ”

Lin Fang shouted: "It's wrong, it's because the author is lazy!" Anime, novels, it's all like this. ”

"Two," Wei Miao looked at the crowd staring at each other, "should we settle this meeting first?" ”

Should. The leaders and billions of people on Earth said in their hearts, who is this guy?

"What's going on now?" Lin Fang asked.

Dong Motong glanced at everyone gloomily, "I don't think we should reason with them, it doesn't make sense." ”

Wei Miao: "Agreed." ”

"Don't care about taking over or not, no matter, we do it ourselves, and they can't stop us." Dongmo Tonggong said again.

Wei Miao: "Agreed." ”

"Oh." Lin Fang hugged his clothes, looked at everyone, and asked, "Who is against her?" ”

"I want to say a few words......," the South Korean president said, "I won't end well in the future anyway." ”

Lin Fang walked towards the South Korean president and said, "Wuya, please open the port airtight cabin and the outer hatch." Before he could finish speaking, he kicked out, and the South Korean president flew out with a scream, flying from the main bridge to the port corridor, flying into the airtight cabin, flying out of the spaceship, and flying into space.

"You know exactly where you're going, bastard!!"

Everyone hurriedly looked at their noses, noses, mouths, mouths, and hearts, but they didn't see anything, well, the air in low-earth orbit is fresh.

"......" Mr. President continued to lie on the ground and did not move.

They understood that this male alien with a gauze head was the captain of the ship and the most dangerous guy......

Lin Fang looked at the camera and said, "Let me tell you, I am different from these two aliens, I am an earthling." I know best how assholes you bastards are, even 5-year-olds are bastards, dead bald, and you're talking about you! Whatever you think, just like that, the Earth Federation was founded! You don't know what we can do yet, but you do. ”

"Wrong...... Dong Motong hurriedly whispered to him, "It's the 'Earth Alliance'." ”

"The Earth Alliance was formed."