The Eiffel Tower still stands, but now it has a different vitality. On the grass in front of the Elysee Palace, the people of the original Lingxian Cultivation School lined up in a square position and stepped forward to punch, whether it was a teacher or a student, they all looked serious, like the headquarters of the World Society.

"Meow." Mao Dabao lazily lay on a big golden chair, holding a catnip, watching everyone's drills, "Cat group." ”

Wang Xiao, Catherine, Xiao Yu, Osmond and others came over, they were really convinced, and they had only been messing with Master Cat for half a month, and their cultivation was making rapid progress.

"Slow, you're progressing too slowly, you're blinding your talents." Mao Dabao said unhappily.

They were stunned, is this still slow?

"I can't do it without the Spirit Guiding Grass. But the earth also has the treasure of the earth, and there is a place not far from us that hides a lot, and there are ......" The cat Dabao cocked his beard and meowed mysteriously: "This secret, I also learned by accident, and those bastards don't know about it." ”

"Where?" Xiao Yu asked curiously.

"I'll take you for a walk today."

……

On the seventh day of the last day of the tour group on Earth, Nathan Fei found that he was going to lose money every minute of this trip, and the tourists had basically been hollowed out, how could they spend on the tourist boat when they returned? Moreover, because Lin Fang did not arrange a self-driving tour time, the small spaceship did not rent money.

"You're making too much money, give me a little bit." She said, "Otherwise, who will dare to run this line in the future?" ”

So on the seventh day, the project was carried by Rover 15388 to the attraction (you have to buy a ticket), and those who didn't want to spend the money stayed at the spaceport farmhouse.

Nearly half of the tourists boarded the boat and went to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum in Xi'an, China. There is no parking space, the tourist boat can only hover in the sky, and the tourists can then land in an airship. Admission to the museum is 500 Earth Coins per person, 20% off for children.

For the best experience, there is also no clearance, and human tourists are in droves, pleasantly surprised by the arrival of aliens.

"The Terracotta Warriors and Horses are our great monuments." Lin Fang walked into the gate of the museum with a mighty procession, "More than 2,200 years ago. ”

Dongmo Tong Bow and Wei Miao are also proud of it, this wonder that Penglai does not have, can really show the ancient wisdom of their race.

"2200 years ago?" Some tourists muttered, "That's not a monument, is it?" "It's only been a long time."

"." Nathan Fei looked arrogant, what is ancient, if you go to Tolan Star Port to remove a screw casually, it will be more than three thousand earth years.

Speaking of which, she misses Starport. The Tolan Cup is about to be held, so let's go back and rest after this trip and live an idyllic life for a while.

The crowd walked through the showroom and looked at some of the exhibits, nothing unusual, just like looking at the stone carefully polished by primitive people. But suddenly, they saw a crumpled old guy sitting on a chair with a smile on the side, and a sign standing next to him: "250 yuan for group photos, 150 yuan for autographs" Human tourists lined up.

The old man collected the money with one hand, signed with the other, and then watched with a smile as people walked into the No. 1 pit exhibition hall.

"Guide Lin, who is that strange old man?" An alien kid asked. It's weird for everyone.

Lin Fang looked at it, "That is Mr. Yang Zhifa Yang, who discovered this monument when he was farming and digging wells." The tourists understood, and he said: "If you want a photo of Mr. Yang and a signed person, please pay the fee to the deputy tour guide of Dongmo." ”

Well, tourists don't understand, why do I have to pay for this old man's photo autograph? It's still so expensive.

The Terracotta Warriors were not built by him, nor were they built for him, he just happened to find them.

"Deputy tour guide of Dongmo, please introduce me." Lin Fang didn't know why.

"There are many legends about the Terracotta Army." Dong Mo Tong raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "The recognized one is that the emperor wants to take all the luck of this planet and take it to another plane. But the universe has a self-healing mechanism, and the discoverer is actually the chosen one, bringing back the luck of this planet. So if you can get your hands on his blessings, you will have good luck, and it is said that it is more spiritual than worshipping the chattering beast. ”

"yes, you're in luck!" Lin Fang knew, "The old gentleman doesn't come here once or twice a year, but today is actually here, lucky for you." ”

Many tourists are tempted by the mystical power of the pristine place, which is sometimes really evil......

"Then I want a group photo." A bubble man spaceball spoke.

"Is it okay to make progress in my studies?" A Kegget parent asked earnestly, and Dongmo Tonggong said of course, "We all want the photo autograph!" ”

The tourists immediately participated, and Dongmo Tonggong once again collected a small amount of money with both hands.

"......" Wei Miao covered his face.

Nathan was stunned, no, that's fine!

Why didn't she know that tourists could make so much money? How much have they earned in these seven days? I need to learn.

"Slow," she remembered something, "I saw that there were also people signing over there just now...... "She walked back and took a look, Yang Peiyan, Yang Shihua, Yang ...... There are a few human tourists lined up in front of each stall. She exclaimed, "How many discoverers do you have here!" ”

"A lot." Lin Fang followed behind, holding something in his hand, "Do you want to buy a piece of jade?" It's cheap. ”

"Don't buy it!" Nathan Fei felt a little unbalanced in his heart, "Compared to you, we Tolan people are too fucking honest. ”

After asking for Mr. Yang's group photo to be autographed, Lin Fang led the team into the No. 1 pit exhibition hall, and everyone looked at so many terracotta warriors and horses, and then they praised it.

"Can we go down and take a picture with them?"

"I want to touch it!" The two-meter-tall sturdy boy shouted.

"Are these figurines for sale?" The child's fat mother-in-law asked arrogantly.

Not far away, people didn't notice that there was another team of people who had previously been in the global spotlight for their superhero appearances, but they were scolded that day and asked them to go back wherever they came from. It's the former unnamed team, the current cat group.

"Leave them alone." Mao Dabao was lazy, obviously his hair stood up, "Let's shop ours." ”

Osmond and the others followed it, but Wang Xiao did not move, and there was a cloud of anger in his eyes.

"Let's go, Brother Xiao." Xiao Yu called him.

"How can they do this." Wang Xiao muttered angrily, "When this is a playground? ”

This week, watching the news of alien tour groups blindly on Earth, his dissatisfaction is increasing every day, and the dignity of people on Earth is just allowed to be trampled on?

Xiao Yu saw that Lin Fang and Dongmo Tong were all there, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Xiao, we are not their opponents yet......

"So what?" Wang Xiao looked upright, "Mr. Lu Xun said: The strong are angry, and draw the sword to the stronger; The weak are angry, and draw their swords against the weaker. How can we be shrunken turtles just because we are not as strong as them! As if there was a BGM sounding, Xiao Yula couldn't pull it, Wang Xiao strode over.

"You don't think about the idea of fighting the terracotta army! Earth is not your playground! We are dignified! ”

The alien tourists looked at each other with a bewildered expression, who is this a little disappointed.

"Guide Lin, deputy tour guide of Dongmo, this?" "Are we not welcome here?" They asked.

"No, no, we don't know him, a secondary two disease, I guess, please come with me." Dongmo Tonggong immediately walked away with the tourists, "We have a replica of the Terracotta Army for sale, the quality is very good, it's just 2,200 years away." You know, the year 2200 is nothing. ”

"Who are you?" Lin Fang looked at the second middle disease that suddenly appeared, "Do you know that you are on the verge of death?" ”

The reporters on the team took live videos, why is this guy a little familiar? Who's coming?

"I know." Wang Xiao looked at Lin Fang without fear, "I know your strength is very strong, but I am not afraid of you, because morality is on my side." ”

"You know?" Lin Fang smiled, suddenly glared, and his voice became louder: "Do you know how vast the galaxy is? Do you know how weak the Earth is? I know! I've seen things you can't imagine. Wang Xiao was stunned, and Lin Fang continued: "I once fought against the Sand Sea People in the Sea of Death, I once walked in the land of the gods falling stars, and I once worked with the arbiter to adjudicate the 10,000-year war between the Immortal Demon Worm and the Blood Screaming Man!" What do you know? ”

Really? Nathan Fei was surprised to hear it, and decided with the arbiter? Didn't that 10,000-year war end a thousand years ago? Anyway, it's been a long time since anyone called in an arbiter, right? 100 billion once, who will ask for it.

"Wow." "Oh." The reporters were shocked when they heard this, and their blood boiled, what are the Shahai people, what are the blood screamers, and what are the arbiters......

Wei Miao: "...... you just blow it, anyway, they don't know you're blowing."

"I used to dream in the dream world of the Babi people." Lin Fang was still saying, "I once defeated thousands of spaceships in the Tolan Star Port Arena and won the Tolan Cup!" ”

Nathan Fei's mouth pulled, the corners of his eyes crooked, fuck! She wasn't sure about anything else, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with the Tolan Cup.

"Now, tell me again, what do you know?" Lin Fang asked.

Wang Xiao's face was depressed, and the whole person shook slightly, collapsing, "I, I ......"

"If you want the dignity you want, morality is useless on your side, you need strength." Lin Fang looked directly at Wang Xiao, "You're a spiritual energy cultivator, right, then work hard to cultivate, make yourself stronger, and make the earth stronger!" ”

Why did the second come up all of a sudden? Wei Miao was puzzled, conspiracy, there must be some conspiracy.

"Yes......" Wang Xiao's voice was hoarse, his eyes were red, and he already understood the other party's hard work, "I will definitely become stronger and make the earth stronger......"

"Then I have a little proposal." Lin Fang's eyes looked at Wang Xiao's waist, "Dude, I found out from your breath that you have three kidneys, isn't this a bit extravagant?" For the sake of the earth, why don't we take one out and exchange it for some money to build the earth? ”

Just know!! Wei Miao screamed inwardly.

The reporters' expressions froze. Nathan Fei involuntarily touched his waist, still there, still there.

"If you can contribute to the planet." Wang Xiao was righteous and awe-inspiring, "Yes." ”

Suddenly, Mao Dabao flew out and kicked at Lin Fang, "Then take your lifeline and sell it, meow!! ”