Chapter 45: The Heart Wants to Be Quiet? Come to Earth, the Moon will do
In everyone's surprise, the cat Dabao kicked over, but Lin Fang grabbed its tail, and he slapped it to the ground, snap!
"Master Cat!" A small shock. Reporters immediately gathered around to take pictures.
"What, Master Cat?" Lin Fang was puzzled.
Wei Miao looked at the group of young men and women who came over vigilantly, is Mao Dabao plotting something?
"That's right, I've already established the Maomo Sect, and they're all my disciples." Mao Dabao jumped up, "I hope they won't be the kind of guy who deceives teachers and destroys ancestors!" Saving a guy in the firewood room was the most regrettable thing I've ever done in my life. β
"yes, that guy chops wood well." Lin Da shouted, "You forced him to cultivate, used him to play black boxing, made a lot of money for yourself, and gave him a bad nickname of 'radiation'!" β
"Isn't 'radiation' handsome, dangerous, harmful, don't approach! Listen, listen, this guy is cruel, he even did 'that thing'! Don't believe what he says, and those who believe it will have their kidneys cut off! β
"Don't you have a part in that thing? If you don't have a share, why don't you go back to Penglai? β
"I am the emperor of the cat ball empire, the son of heaven guards the cat ball, the king dies the clan, why do you want to go back to Penglai!"
Mao Dabao and Lin Fang quarreled, and then scuffled together, forming an inextricable ball of dust.
Xiao Yu and Wang Xiao were shocked and amazing. Don't look at this cat alone, it scratches his ears, he pulls its tail, as if he is beating blindly, this kind of speed and reaction to see the move, the faint collision of spiritual energy, worthy of a master......
Click, click, reporters gathered around to take pictures, Wei Miao blocked with both hands: "Don't shoot, don't shoot." β
"Penglai?" Nathan Fei found out that the earthlings looked alike with the Penglai people, and these ancient relics were also similar, which was fun, "What's the matter?" She asked Wei Miao.
"Coincidence......" Wei Miao said, "I don't understand this kind of thing, you go and ask Tonggong." β
On the other side, Dongmo Tonggong took the alien tourists to visit the museum, and saw the No. 1 pit and the No. 2 pit, which made them more blessed. When leaving, a number of visitors bought one or two replicas of the terracotta warriors and horses, which were sucked onto the ship by the rover boat with a towing beam.
As a result, the public saw the spectacle of a group of terracotta warriors flying into the sky, and related videos and pictures also spread quickly on the Internet.
After a vicious battle, the baby has not been fished out, and Mao Dabao has to lead the crowd back to Mao'er Thorn Daizi City first.
Lin Fang let them tour the terracotta warriors in the morning, and go to Beijing to visit the Great Wall in the afternoon, and in the evening of this day, the tour group was going to return.
As the sun sets over the Baikal spaceport, a thousand tourists are ready to board the ship, and the children want to hurry up, but many are reluctant.
"Guide Lin, Deputy Guide Dongmo, I really want to thank you." A Zerg tourist held the hands of the two, he had forty-eight hands, "I have been depressed for a long time, I feel that I can't find the meaning of worms, and I often want to jump into space to kill myself." But this trip allowed me to find myself and I felt truly alive. β
Lin Fang nodded: "This is the harvest of tourism." "Harvest a new self buff that lasts about a week, or half a month if it's good.
"Uh-huh, that, while everyone is gathered now." Dongmo Tonggong smiled kindly, "How about you give us a rating on Roaming.com?" You see, we're live, and people all over the world are looking forward to your ratings. We also prepared a free gift for everyone, which will be distributed after the score. β
She clapped her palms, and a group of bigwigs pulled up several boxes of gifts, all of which were shiny and shiny small goods of righteous birds (bought from Pinduoduo), including dolls, pillows, slippers, and school bags...... Manifold.
"Good, good." "No problem, that's a good review!" "It's so nice to have a gift."
After the reporters filmed, the tourists actively took out their mobile phones or used other devices to board the roaming network to rate the planet Earth. This tour group is on file, so their ratings will be marked as real reviews!
Soon, a series of scoring holograms appeared around, and Lin Fang and the three of them watched intently.
"Before I left the spaceport, I knew I was going to miss this beautiful planet. As you wander through the pristine urban jungle here, you'll understand what I'm saying that the Earth is a peaceful habitat left by this impetuous universe for our minds. βthe depressed Zerg tourist who found himself wrote, out of 10 stars.
"The language is simple, the environment is poor and backward, the people have not seen the world, so they all retain their innocence, they are very friendly and welcoming. However, the price is expensive, it is really expensive, and it costs 2,000 Galaxy coins to buy a piece of jade. But I still recommend it because the activities are very meaningful and can be said to have exceeded my expectations, and I and my children have benefited a lot. - A certain Kergert parent tourist, out of 10 stars.
"Ten stars recommendation, excellent food! Especially durian, a fruit, is delicious and chewy, and a hundred catties is not enough for me to eat. - The orc tourist posted a short video, he stuffed the whole unpeeled durian into his mouth and chewed it with a click. Wei Miao, who also entered the mirror, looked indifferent.
"I tasted a lot of firsts in my life, the first time I moved bricks, the first time I was stuck in traffic, and the first time I fought landlords...... It's all magical, and you can only know it by experiencing it yourself. If you want to say that there are shortcomings, you can't find a spaceship berth here when you leave the spaceport, and there are only three teleportation booths on the whole planet, which is really very backward. β
"I have to praise a few tour guides, who introduced us a lot of the customs of the earth and always went out of their way to serve us......"
"A trip you won't regret!"
Ding ding ding ding, Lin Fang and the three of them saw it, and their eyes couldn't help but widen. Roaming the Internet has more than 300 reviews from nine to ten stars, and the overall score has soared to 9.5 stars! The old noble worm's smear evaluation has sunk to the point where I don't know where to go.
9.5 stars! This is the perfect planet to travel, the kind that heals the soul, Shangri-La! Hoh Xili! Xishuangbanna!
This week's revenue is tens of millions, and it turns out that there is really something to do about running a planet! Not to mention how much compensation will be in the future......
It's really ...... It's so cool! I want to cry.
"Thank you, everyone, come and send gifts!" Dong Motong choked up.
At the moment, the bigwigs smiled and handed out gifts, and the tourists received these exquisite earth crafts and were so moved. Look at the earth in the distance, the farewell team waved the balls and shouted, "Goodbye, welcome again!" Looking at the moist eyes of the two tour guides, many tourists had tears streaming down their eyes.
What a planet, what a group of primitives!
"We'll come back next year."
"Earth, thank you!"
After a sentimental goodbye, Nathan Fei, who pouted, took the tourists onto the spaceship, and after making sure that none of them were missing, she broadcast: "Earth, that's it, let's go, bye-bye." "Tolan is calling her! She won't come again if there's nothing to do, the food is good, but there's no money to be made on this line.
"Wanderer, goodbye." Bei Bei broadcast, "I wish you all a smooth return voyage and a happy journey." β
"Goodbye, goodbye!" Lin Fang shouted.
"Come again!" Dong Mo Tong shouted.
In the midst of everyone's waving and shouting, Rover 15388 was suspended from the ground, and suddenly accelerated into space, becoming a dazzling light and shadow.
As soon as the ship left, the children threw down the balls and scattered. Dongmo Tonggong immediately took the mobile phone and pressed it, and Lin Fang and Wei Miao came over to take a look.
[Total income: 35 million Galaxy coins!! γ
"It's done." Dongmo Tong muttered, there is no need to pay taxes, just a tour group, and the Baikal spaceport will be earned.
"Like Jack said." Lin Fang pulled a big guy out of the team, "Employees first, customers second." When employees are happy, business is doing well, isn't that what you say? So I'm going to take out 5 million as dividends! Wei Miao cheered in agreement, he really needed money to buy an Ansebo mobile phone.
"Okay, 5 million dividends, 30 million for development!" Dongmo Tonggong has been fanciing some clothes for a long time, "Ah Fang 2 million, I 2 million, Ah Miao 1 million." β
"Yay!!" The three of them cheered.
The smiles of the big guys froze, so ......???
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On the moon, in the vast still sea, physicists stared blankly at the distant earth.
He knows that the distance is about 384,000 kilometers, and the straight-line distance from Beijing to New York is about 10,900 kilometers. The normal walking speed of a person is about 6 km/h, and he has to walk back to the earth without sleep for 64,000 hours in a row, that is, 2666.666 days, or 7.3 years.
But the spacesuit has less and less oxygen and nutrient air, and he doesn't know how long it can last, it's definitely not enough for 7.3 years, right?
Therefore, he could not walk back.
Suddenly, a huge spaceship rushed out of Earth and flew towards the center of the galaxy, Rover 15388.
The physicist thought for a moment, turned his head to the Arsebo base station box attached to the stone, and shouted, "Anyone!?" Help me! β
He stared at the box and kept shouting, "Is there anyone, Harrow!?" Captain Lin, Second Officer Dongmo, I'm still on the moon, help!! β