Chapter 761: Your mother and I fell into the river at the same time

"What do you mean?"

Chen Mo raised his eyebrows, hearing the smell of gunpowder in the other party's mouth.

"You men, before chasing girls, you can say any sweet words and promises.

I'm willing to do anything for girls.

But once you catch up, or you sleep, your attitude changes 180 degrees!

It's completely finished, how it was promised before!

I don't even want to pay attention to girls when I play games! ”

"Uh...... Well...... this."

After thinking carefully for a while, Chen Mo spoke:

"My girlfriend is chasing me.

I used to be cold to her, but after she caught up with me, I treated her a lot better. ”

Pan Chunchun: "......"

it!

How can I take this from you?

Aren't they all men chasing women?

Why did you do the other way around?

When the sailors heard that Pan Chunchun stopped talking, they immediately gloated.

"Poofhahahaha! With this wave of saucy operations by the king, Miss Pan Chunchun, who was scared, had nothing to say at all! ”

"It's the same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good?"

"It turns out that the girlfriend of the king is chasing him......"

"The king is abusing dogs all the time!"

"I was suddenly stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, and I felt choked and panicked."

“……”

Just when the sailors were gloating over Pan Chunchun's scolding.

She began to talk to herself, venting her dissatisfaction with the boys.

In her mouth, the man has no credit at all.

will only trick girls into getting laid.

When you get to sleep, you can kick it away.

Hearing the back, many male sailors began to be unhappy.

"Who is this? Isn't your dad a man? It's like all the men in the world owe you! ”

"Hang the king. What's going on? You're talking! ”

"That's right, she's been scolding us men here for almost half an hour!"

"I can't take it anymore! Always say that we men are cheap, don't you look at your own virtues? ”

"Hang the king, can you do it? It can't be scolded stupidly, right? ”

“……”

Pan Chunchun saw that many male sailors on the barrage were unconvinced, and couldn't help sneering:

"You big pigs' trotters are still not convinced?

Then I'll ask you!

When you are in love, have you all told your girlfriend that you will always take care of her, protect her, and not let her be hurt in any way? ”

"That's right!"

"What's wrong with that?"

"I did what I said!"

Countless male sailors have spoken.

Pan Chunchun suddenly smiled disdainfully: "Heheda! This is typical open-mouthed, rhetorical! ”

When the sailors heard this, they were not happy at that time.

How is this just rhetoric and rhetoric?

What they say is from the bottom of their hearts!

They just want to protect their girlfriends!

Facing the rebuttal of the sailors, Pan Chunchun continued to sneer:

"You say, you're willing to protect your girlfriend at all costs, right?"

"That's right!"

"Okay, I'll ask you a simple question."

"You ask!"

"If your mother and your girlfriend fall into the river at the same time, do you save that one first?"

“……”

As soon as this question came out, the male sailors couldn't help but be dumbfounded!

it!

This sand sculpture problem is vulgar and rotten!

But it's really hard to answer!

One is a girlfriend, who is likely to marry him and go through the rest of his life.

One is a mother, a woman who raises herself, and is connected by blood.

In fact, the vast majority of men will choose to save their mothers.

Because family affection is definitely more important than love!

Mother's nurturing grace has not been repaid, you can't just watch her disappear!

But there's no way to say this kind of thing!

After all, Pan Chunchun has always said that men are rhetorical words.

If you talk about saving your mother, isn't that just a slap in the face?

"I refuse to answer such a sand sculpture question."

"How can you still answer a vulgar and rotten question!"

"Boring!"

“……”

The male sailors began to perfunctory or refused to answer.

Pan Chunchun suddenly let out a smug laugh: "Hehe, I can't answer!"

So, you men are big pigs' trotters!

only know how to deceive our female compatriots with rhetoric! ”

"That's great!"

"Support Miss Pan Chunchun!"

"Men are big pigs' trotters!"

"Is it that hard to save your girlfriend?"

"At the critical moment, aren't you going to abandon us?"

“……”

On the barrage, many women began to support Pan Chunchun.

For a while, the barrage was full of all kinds of dissatisfaction and abuse against men.

Male sailors are called a grievance!

But I can't talk back.

At this time, Chen Mo finally spoke: "This question, it's really hard for me to answer this question.

So, how about you play my girlfriend and I'll answer your question? ”

Pan Chunchun: "Okay! I'll see what you can say! ”

Everyone held their breath, their faces full of anticipation.

Pan Chunchun said in the tone and tone of his girlfriend: "Hang Wang, I fell into the river at the same time as your mother, who do you save first?" ”

Chen Mo: "Save you, as soon as you come up to the water level, you will go down." ”

Pan Chunchun: "......"

Nima!

This is a disguised statement that I am fat!

But can I be fat enough to get the water level up?

"Hahaha!"

"That's good!"

"That's a perfect answer!"

"Miss Pan Chunchun, are you that fat?"

“……”

The sailors all laughed.

Pan Chunchun was also angry and didn't speak for half a minute.

Half a minute later, Pan Chunchun said angrily: "That answer just now doesn't count!" I can't be that fat!

Let me ask you again, I fell into the river at the same time as your mother, who did you save?

Don't use the answer you just had! ”

Chen Mo thought for a while, and said with a light smile: "What to save, this weather, how cool it is to soak in the water." ”

Pan Chunchun: "......"

it!

I've been scared back again!

Why didn't she think that the river could be so shallow that she could still soak in the water?

Pan Chunchun wiped the sweat from his forehead and hurriedly said, "You are sophistry!"

This answer is no!

My mother and I fell into the river at the same time, who do you save?

Alternate answers! ”

Chen Mo: "Score according to the splash you enter the water, and whoever saves will be higher." ”

Pan Chunchun: "......"

"Hahahaha!"

"What a splash of God!"

"You think it's Olympic diving!"

"Hang Wang, I can't keep up with your brain circuit!"

“……”

Pan Chunchun was already burned by Chen Mo's flirtatious anger.

This guy is a chicken thief!

Such an old-fashioned, but difficult to answer sand sculpture question, he can actually have so many answers!

Pan Chunchun said unwillingly: "Aren't you afraid that I will fall into the water and die?" ”

Chen Mo: "Don't throw away the dead people who scoop them up, sprinkle them with egg liquid, wrap them in breadcrumbs and throw them into the pot and fry them until they are golden on both sides, and the children next door are crying!" ”

(End of chapter)