Chapter 760: Men Are Big Pigs' Trotters!
Chen Mo said quietly: "Can you tell me in detail?" ”
Liu Qian hesitated again and again, then hesitated, and said:
"Before I got married, my husband was very kind to me and very well-behaved.
He is very elegant, polite, and never touches me, which I especially like.
But all this changed after getting married. ”
Chen Mo immediately understood when he heard it.
This cliff is a little white who is stupid in reading, knows stupid learning in middle school, and has not taken a sex education class in college!
But Chen Mo pretended not to understand: "What can such a good man become after marriage?" ”
Liu Qian: "After getting married, my husband always wants to sleep next to me, and he still wants to ...... I still want to ......"
Chen Mo: "What else do you want?" Miss Liu Qian, it doesn't hurt if you say it, I promise that no one else knows except me! ”
Burst......
The sailors all laughed and peed.
No one else knows?
Aren't we human?
But after listening to Chen Mo's words, Liu Qian breathed a sigh of relief as if she had received some kind of assurance.
Then the conversation box was completely opened.
Liu Qian: "After getting married, my husband not only always wants to sleep next to me, but also always wants to take off my clothes!"
Can you believe it?
And it's the kind that wants to be stripped naked!
Can you believe it? ”
Chen Mo pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh my God! There are such shameless men in the world!
Has he ever done anything shameful to you? ”
Liu Qian: "Of course there is!" Several times, when I was taking a shower, he actually wanted to come in!
I was slick back then!
Do you think I can let a man in?
How did he become like this? I really can't understand it! ”
"At first, when he tried to rip off my clothes, I struggled desperately and scolded him for being a stinky hooligan.
After he calmed down, I patiently educated him.
Now he is much more honest and sleeps on his side next door.
It's just that I feel like he doesn't talk much anymore and is much colder to me.
We have nothing to say after half a year of marriage, is it the same for everyone? ”
Chen Mo said solemnly: "No, this is completely your husband's fault."
When he failed to play hooliganism, he tore his own face.
He married you entirely because he wanted you!
This kind of man, I'm really ashamed of him!!
Bah! Scumbag!! ”
"Phew! Scumbag!! ”
"Phew! Scumbag!! ”
"Phew! Scumbag!! ”
"Phew! Scumbag!! ”
“……”
The sailors saw Chen Mo reversing black and white so much, and one of them was a whole happiness.
"Phew! Scumbag!! The barrage also instantly covered the sky and the sun, and it was all over the live broadcast room.
"The king is a serious nonsense, and I am also convinced!"
"But this young lady Liu Qian is too, she doesn't know any physiological knowledge."
"Her husband is a peerless good man. Don't lose your temper so much. ”
"The most annoying thing is that Liu Qian's husband was also educated by her!"
"When meeting such a wife, a man doesn't know how depressed he is."
"yes...... I have a girlfriend, and if I stay for a while and don't let me touch it, I definitely doubt that she is sincere. ”
"Stop arguing, hurry up and listen to how King Hang's nonsense!"
Liu Qian: "By the way, many classmates have children after getting married, why don't my husband and I have children?" ”
Why don't you have children?
That's the right question!
You don't sleep either, it's weird to have children!
Chen Mo thought for a long time and said seriously: "I think it's your husband's problem."
He must have a terminal illness of infertility! ”
Liu Qian said in surprise: "This ...... Is that really the case? ”
Chen Mo nodded and said, "With my many years of experience in giving birth to children, as well as my understanding of men, this is definitely the case!"
It's even possible that your husband is a and married you just to cover up the fact that he's gay! ”
"Poof......
"This operation is too sassy!"
"I'm completely overwhelmed...... This can be inferred that Liu Qian's husband is a gay? ”
"Liu Qian's husband is really miserable, he obviously endured the humiliation, and was said to be gay by the king."
"yes, I guess her husband is suffocating."
Rumble!!!
Liu Qian only felt a thunderbolt in her heart.
If you think about it carefully, what this hanging king said makes sense!!
My husband is definitely either a scumbag or gay!
Otherwise, how could attitudes change so much before and after marriage?
Liu Qian: "Hang the king, I'm ...... What am I going to do? ”
Chen Mo didn't think about it and said directly: "This kind of man with a human face and a beastly heart, do you still want to keep it for the New Year?"
Hurry up and get a divorce!
Otherwise, if your husband continues like this, it will definitely cause you to be infertile!
Leave him, find a man who truly loves you, and begin your journey of faith!
Don't be pessimistic, come on! ”
Liu Qian: "That's right! You're so right!
For this kind of scumbag, rascal, I definitely can't continue to endure it!
I'm going to draft a divorce agreement tonight, and I don't want anything!
As long as he's willing to divorce! ”
Chen Mo: "Okay! Come on! We, the Legion of the Demon King, are your greatest backing! ”
Liu Qian said with great gratitude: "Thank you for being the king, thank you for letting me figure it out." ”
Chen Mo: "Don't thank me, after all, a good man is me!" ”
Liu Qian hung up over there.
The sailors laughed like crazy again.
"Yes, I can persuade people to divorce directly!"
"Hanging Wang, you are so sassy, does your family know?"
"I think the king is doing the right thing, this kind of woman should not harm other people's good men!"
"Yes, that kind of good man is really a dog beep when he is plagued by this kind of white lotus who doesn't understand anything and is self-righteous."
"If you get married, you won't be allowed to touch it, is your 13 diamond-encrusted or what?"
"I'll just say that, my girlfriend slept with me the day after we met, and now we're married, and we're very affectionate.
Whether it is suitable or not, it can really be seen from the degree of harmony of love. ”
"Worship the great god upstairs!"
"We were together on the first day...... How? ”
“……”
waited for everyone to complain and vomit for a long time.
At this time, someone connected to the microphone again!
Chen Mo connected immediately!
"Hello, you have ......"
"Men are big pigs' trotters!!!"
Before Chen Mo could finish his most iconic sentence, an angry female voice came over there.
What's the situation?
There's gossip!
All the sailors pricked up their ears and began to listen, for fear of missing a single detail.
Chen Mo: "Uh...... What is your name? ”
"My name is Pan Chunchun!" Pan Chunchun said angrily.
Chen Mo: "Okay, Miss Chunchun, why do you say that we men?" ”
Pan Chunchun: "Why do you say that?
Hanging King, didn't you say you have a girlfriend?
Then I want to ask you, when you men chase girls, do you behave completely differently from after chasing girls? ”
(End of chapter)