This has happened on some planets, and some experts say that a certain volcano is at the peak of its activity, and if it erupts, everything will die in the shadow of the ash. The majority of the population is indifferent to this, how can a good volcano suddenly erupt? Some people will say: "What a brick family, you want to cheat money again!" "There are also people who will send rotten eggs to their homes and make sarcasm on the Internet.

Some of the experts endured it, some couldn't bear it, and turned to studying how to make the volcano erupt, and they succeeded in doing so a few years later.

In the magma eruption, in the flood surge, in the crack of the earthquake, the expert posted on the Internet: "See, I'm right! ”

Then they all died, and civilization ended.

Now the Earth is in a similar situation, but it is not an expert who wants to blow up the volcano, but a fat cat.

"As soon as I press this button." Mao Dabao said viciously, with a posture of Lin Xiangxiang wanting to smash He's Bi, "The United States is going to be finished soon, no one can run away, and it is better to play the last round of mahjong if there is time to escape." ”

(At the White House in Washington, Mr. President yelled at his assistant while packing up the squirts: "Go and call my family, quick!") ”）

"The Americas can't live anymore, and Europe can't do it, so there's only a little place left in East Asia, Africa, and Australia, meow haha!"

The reporters were frightened to hear it, covered in the cold, themselves in the Elysée Palace, France, dangerous! No, this is China...... No, it's the Catball Empire......

"Dabao, calm down." Dong Mo Tonggong understood, and his voice became softer: "Even if you blow up the earth...... Ahh She shook her head, almost hit the trick of the declining god, she scolded: "Take a broken button and lie to me that there is any quantum cracking bomb, dream about you!" ”

Wei Miao: ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Does she know what she's talking about, why do she want to stimulate Cat Dabao! It's over, another one has been manipulated by the god of decay!

"Where did you get the money?" Dongmo Tonggong was still scolding, "Buy a bomb and hire a construction team, you have to spend 20 million, there is no money in the spaceship's account." ”

"Do you think I've been messing around for so many years, and I don't have any private money?" Mao Dabao was even more angry, "I went to the temple to stop, how many people thought I was a lucky cat and threw money at me!" On the day you bought the Earth on Ta'an, I arranged it all, Meow. ”

Its paws slid lightly across the buttons, "You don't believe it, this is the most expensive model!" It's operated with an axepon signal, no matter where I am, as long as I press it, it will explode over there, and Superman can't stop it when he comes. ”

Dong Motong's heart sank, it's troublesome, if it's a radio category, it can also make the spacecraft shield and intercept, but the Ansebo signal is ......

"Don't be impulsive." She could only squeeze out a smile and persuade: "Everyone sit down, take a sip of tea, eat a bun, and talk slowly." ”

Wait a minute...... Wei Miao faintly felt that something was wrong.

"Talk? You wanted to beat me up just now. Mao Dabao put on a similar pose again, "As long as I press this button!" ”

Don't press it, don't press it! The people on the ground are terrified, think of the cats in Syria. (The people who used to grab salt were also very nervous, press it, press it quickly, wait to get rich, and the family has already stocked up on 100,000 catties of salt.) ）

At the same time, the astronauts on the International Space Station in low Earth orbit were panicking, "Houston, we're in trouble......"

Through the porthole of the dome module, they saw a group of two large alien spaceships suddenly appear above the earth, looking thousands of meters long, looking like a legendary ark, so large that their hearts trembled. This should not be called a ship, it should be a ship.

They had no doubt that if these two giant ships opened fire on the earth, all human civilization could do was wait for death.

What a creation that is! When the God of the earthlings sees this, they will be ashamed of it.

Suddenly, in New York, London, Paris, or Shanghai, Tokyo, or the ice cubes held by polar bears, the whole earth heard the sound of radio from the sky.

"Uh, hey, this is the earth, right, yes, we're from the Development Bureau, are you going to install the Ansebo base station? Feed? ”

Then there was another voice: "Hey, I'm the courier of Duolaibao, no wonder there has been no signal when I call you, it turns out that I haven't installed Ansebo yet." Anyone? Do you want the spaceport you bought, hey? ”

What the heck? Seven billion Homo sapiens looked at each other in disbelief, and those outside looked up at the sky, God coming!?

Groups of believers have fallen to the ground with excitement and tears, worshipping and crying to the sky, heartbreaking, this month can be wronged!

In Cat Thorn City, the sound of these two broadcasts was also clear, and all the people and cats were startled, thinking that the earth had exploded.

Hearing this, Dongmo Tonggong's smiling face disappeared, she became expressionless, and walked to the corner again, "You press, you press it." ”

What the!!! The screams of all mankind at this moment add up and spread in the direction of Fairstar, and I wonder if the city lord of Kano will hear it.

"You ......" Mao Dabao was stunned, "Stop, I pressed it, I really pressed it!" ”

"This galaxy doesn't have an Ansebo base station yet." Dong Motong shook his sword with a bow, "No matter how much you press it, there will be no signal to the bomb." The power of the god of decay, you know, your mind is not clear. ”

Wei Miao wiped the cold sweat on his face, theoretically so, but are you sure? Are you really sure?

"......" Cat Dabao glanced at the button in his paws, his eyes seemed to change color a little, "Hehe, do you think I don't know the stupidity of humans." Bow girl, you underestimate me too much. The Cracker is connected to the electrodes in my brain, and I can control it telepathically......"

Syllable! It was slapped heavily by a palm, and Dongmo Tong snatched the button with a bow, and said fiercely: "If you don't press it, I'll press it for you!" ”

Seeing that she was about to press it, Mao Dabao screamed: "Don't don't meow, I don't want to die yet!" ”

"Don't!!" “NO！！” “やめて！” Wei Miao, Xiaoyu, reporters, and beauties also screamed. Viewers with heart disease cover their chests in pain, and viewers without heart disease are scared out of heart disease and cover their chests in pain...... Don't!!

The earth is not round, it is flat, is it okay, there is no need to blow it up again!

It's flat enough!

"Hmm......" Dong Motong's bow suddenly flashed the chief engineer's sentence "Even if you blow up the earth", her hand stopped and didn't press it, "Okay." ”

Many people fell to the ground with trembling hands, groping their hearts.

Why does "Cat" mean vicious woman, cat Dabao, do you know......

Dong Mo Tong bowed his breath and said seriously: "Dabao, there is no Cat Ball Empire, this village is also part of the Earth Alliance, so it will be managed by you for the time being." You can do development, but you are not allowed to hurt others or force others! And the Eiffel Tower is going to be moved back to Paris, and this palace will be compensated to you by the French. ”

"The whole of Paris is mine." Mao Dabao took out a French newspaper and showed it to her, with the headline: "His Majesty the Supreme Emperor arrives in his faithful Paris today!" (Countless French people shouted, no, no, don't talk nonsense!) ）

At this time, two radio voices sounded again:

"Anyone? Is this the Earth? ”

"No one to receive the goods? One spaceport, three teleportation kiosks. If no one receives the goods, I'll leave first. ”

"Yes!!" Dongmo Tong bowed upwards and roared, "Wuya, immediately communicate with them, saying that we are coming." She said to the spaceship with her mobile phone, and then lifted the cat Dabao with one hand, and Lin Fang, who was still trying to splice the Iron Throne with the other, and jumped out of the window.

Mao Dabao's nagging is still coming: "Do you think this is the end?" It's a time bomb, I won't tell where it is, when the time comes, boom. ”

"If you say it again, I'll castrate you!" Lin Fang's scolding, "I'm the ball captain!" ”

"You ungrateful fellow, I didn't find you in the firewood room that day that you had the smell of the earth, you were burned as scrap wood."

"I'm going to castrate you!"

"Meow!!"

The protagonists were gone, and the reporters had to surround Wei Miao for an interview, scrambling to ask:

"Are we free?" "What about the bomb?" "What's that sound out there?" "What the hell are you? What is the purpose of coming to Earth? ”

Wei Miao said calmly, "The new world is coming, but the old humans don't know it yet. "What am I talking about? What does that mean?