Chapter 25: This Life ...... It's too much!

It stands to reason that the Eiffel Tower is in Paris, of course, but perhaps tired of being a tourist attraction and wants to travel, now it stands on the top of a hill with a circle of terraced rice fields at the bottom, and next to a whole classical French palace, the Élysée Palace, the official residence of the former French president.

The old houses on the hillside are still there, the villagers have been evacuated, and the police and reporters are busy with their work.

The cat's thorn trees are full of bright red fruits, and there is a burst of fragrance of fruits in the wind.

A flag can also be seen here and there, with a black pattern and a white cat's paw in the middle.

This is the city of Cat Thorn Tree, the capital of the Cat Ball Empire.

"Look over there, the spaceship is coming!" The people on the mountain suddenly looked up at the sky and exclaimed.

A swift shadow rushed in the sky, it was the alien spaceship Shenyun, which reporters were filming with cameras and mobile phones, providing live broadcast signals on television and the Internet for human beings around the world. Hundreds of millions of spectators watched as the stern of the spaceship opened, and two airships flew out, seeing each other for the first time.

They are the same style, red, the size of a medium-sized van, with a triangular body, thin fins, and a miniature laser cannon mounted on the wing hub.

This is a regular combat airship called the Whistler of the Bloodscreamers, with only enough space for one pilot in the pilot's seat, but two or three Homo sapiens are fine to sit in.

Dong Motong sat on one bow, Lin Fang and Wei Miao sat on the other, and they all flew towards the mountaintop palace.

"Cat Dabao, you're only a dead cat! Come out to us!! ”

When people heard this shout, they were really a little afraid that the demonic flying sword would burst out.

The airship stopped in the courtyard in the middle of the palace, and the three of Lin Fang jumped off the ground, their faces were already hideous, what was the pomp and circumstance here! Don't think that if you fall into the dark side of spiritual power, you can do whatever you want, and think beautifully!

"That's how you treat pandas." Wei Miao stared at a group of pandas eating bamboo in a fence over there, and a sign "Cottage Black and White Cat" was erected next to the fence.

"I actually got a palace for myself!" Dong Motong gritted his teeth, and was so messed up by it, the earth was seriously devalued! Governance has been severely damaged!

"It's too much." Lin Fang's eyes turned red.

The three of them walked into the main building of the palace in a hurry, and the scene of resplendent gold came to their faces. The walls of the welcome hall are full of various cultural relics from all countries on the earth, and I don't know if they were robbed by the French or by Mao Dabao. Behind the trio, police reporters followed in a surging manner.

The halls, aisles, stairs, and second floors are filled with many different species of cats moving freely, each with an arrogant demeanor.

Walking around were also human beauties dressed in French palace maid robes, and they were surprised and delighted when they saw the arrival of the three of them, "Thank God! "Finally!"

"Hey, that's ......" Lin Fang stopped and looked at a girl, a popular actress in Hollywood! It's the one who plays something......

The reporters who came with them were shouting their names, glad they were still alive and well. These are all popular celebrities, models, and celebrities in various countries, if they all die, who will they find to shoot on the street or secretly in the short term! Do you want a bonus at the end of the year?

"Big Baby! Do you still have humanity! Dong Motong roared.

"Shameless!" Lin Da shouted.

The three of them quickened their pace, and there were all kinds of palace maids all the way, and when they walked into the president's office with a golden tone, they saw an iron throne in front of them. There is no doubt that it is the original Iron Throne made by the crew of "Game of Thrones", which is inlaid with 1,000 swords, majestic and mighty.

Mao Dabao is lying on the Iron Throne, wearing a royal robe, two beautiful stars on the left and right are massaging it, and there is a teenager, looking like a father-in-law.

At this time, another team of costumed palace maids came with exquisite golden plates, and some catnip grass was placed on the plates.

What is the life of an emperor? That's it!

"Huh?" The teenager looked at the three of them suspiciously, one of them was very familiar, that day on Lingxian Island, the guy he gave the hoe?

"Meow...... Who do I think it is? Mao Dabao glanced at them, then narrowed his eyes slightly, "Keep pressing, don't stop." ”

"Dabao, let's stop here." Dong Motong bowed solemnly and said, "Your revenge has been avenged, and your anger is out, it's time to stop." Wei Miao nodded.

"Meow, my lung capacity is very large, and the qi is not so easy to run out." Cat Dabao licked his paws, "And I don't call it a hand, it's a claw." ”

"Dead fat cat, how can you do this!" Lin loudly scolded angrily, spitting stars, "Live in the palace, sit on the throne, let these beauties be palace maids for you, as well as imperial chefs, eunuchs or something, you are too much, where should you be?" That's not how it shouldn't be! ”

The reporters broadcast all this live, and the global audience's favorability towards this group of aliens and Captain Lin Fang soared, and they were moved after experiencing this month's ordeal.

This is not how the world should be! It's all our responsibility not to let it go that way, because we ......

"Alright, you get off for me immediately!" Lin Fang walked to the Iron Throne, "This is the earth, I am the ball captain, and it should be me who is sitting there!" ”

He said to the beauties who served the food, "Does anyone eat the food?" Let's take a few dishes. Then he said to the two massage beauties, "Hey, do you know how to cup?" ”

The corners ......of the beauties' mouths twitched.

"......" countless earthlings have recently tried to smash the TV alive again.

"Ahh Dong Motong rushed forward with a bow, grabbed Lin Fang's collar and threw him aside, snapped, he slammed it to the ground.

Wei Miao didn't see it, but she still had to do her duty, waving her hands in front of the camera that the reporters grabbed and blocked, "Don't shoot, don't shoot!" ”

"Meow." Mao Dabao turned over in disgust, "I know that you will not give up your plans, thinking of a bond in the past, I don't want to mess with you." So I decided that you have your Earth Alliance, and I have my Catball Empire, and you have your own game. ”

Lin Fang, who was lying on the ground, gasped: "I don't want an alliance, I want an empire ......"

"Dabao," Dong Motong bowed his right hand and pulled out a blaster, "You know you're not my opponent." She suddenly pulled the trigger, Jiu, Jiu, Jiu.

Mao Dabao jumped up from the Iron Throne, and the flying sword that terrified the earthlings suddenly didn't know where it came from, but Dong Motong took out a long sword with his left hand and slashed it, boom! The shield of the flying sword was directly slashed, and a large piece of the sword body was broken, revealing the circuit board inside, and it shook malfunctionally.

Xiao Yu was stunned, and all the psionic cultivators who watched the live broadcast could only be shocked and exclaimed like ordinary people.

The Demon Flying Sword...... The invincible, invincible, and devastating flying sword is really an anti-gravity hovering aircraft!

Boom, the flying sword fell to the ground crookedly, turning, rising and falling, and kept smashing the ground, like a sheep's madness.

"Bow girl, you dare to fight me!" Over there, Cat Dabao used his tail to resist the spear and sword of Dongmo Tong's bow, and the beauties had already taken the opportunity to dodge.

At the same time, Lin Fang climbed the steps and was about to sit down on the Iron Throne...... Dongmo Tong's bow slashed with a sword, and the throne shattered to the ground.

(Game of Thrones fans cry out for heartache!) That's the throne that Aegon the Conqueror made the dragon "Black Death" Bellerion! Damn "Iron Throne Pretender", damn "Iron Throne Destroyer"! )

"You two are haunted by the god of decay, you know?" Dong Motong said angrily, "You think these are your thoughts, but in fact, they are all manipulated by the god of decay!" ”

"You dare to ......" Mao Dabao retreated to the corner, a little panicked, "Bow girl, you haven't been born yet, I am a member of the temple; When you were a child, you couldn't stand the hardships of practicing, and I secretly took you out to play; You learn the sword, and I also guide you! Are you going to be ungrateful, deceive your teachers and destroy your ancestors! ”

Over there, Lin Fang was working hard to put the pieces of the Iron Throne back together......

"Don't shoot, don't shoot." Wei Miao continued to block the reporters' cameras.

"Dabao, I really can't help you this time." Dong Motong bowed to the corner of the wall and pulled out the stun gun.

"Don't come here, meow, don't come here!" The cat yelled, its fur stood on end, its beard trembled, and it suddenly took out a button from its imperial robe and raised it, "Come here again, I'll blow up Yellowstone!" ”

Everyone was stunned, Yellowstone?

"What?" Dongmo Tonggong frowned in confusion, why did he blow up a park? So what's so special about the park?

"Meow, you forced me." Mao Dabao held the button, "I know you are ruthless, so I have been prepared. Now there is a second-level quantum cracking bomb buried in a place at the bottom of Yellowstone Park, as long as I press the button, the cracking bomb will explode, and the Yellowstone volcano will explode! ”

The earthlings were shocked, and Dongmo Tonggong's face also changed, what!?

The second-level quantum cracking bomb is not a misalignment...... Wei Miao opened his mouth wide, and it would be finished wherever he was fried!

"Volcanic ash will cover the entire earth!" Mao Dabao's tone was super fierce, "There are tsunamis, earthquakes, and severe cold, everyone will die together!" ”