Chapter 535: Guanyin is also crazy!

"This fan is a thing of Kunlun Mountain, the earliest dojo of Nuwa Niangniang is Kunlun Mountain, when she comes back, I will give it to her, what's wrong?"

Yang Chan asked unhappily.

"Anyway, I have to hand it over to Nuwa Niangniang, and when she comes back, I will naturally give it to her!"

Guanyin said with a smile.

"Then you tell me, how do you restrain the Ruyi banana fan?"

Yang Chan asked curiously.

At that time, seeing Tang Seng take out an embroidery needle or something, the banana fan couldn't use any power, it was amazing.

"It's a secret, I can't tell you!"

Guanyin said with a smile.

I don't know why, the more I watched Yang Chan get angry, the more refreshed Guanyin's heart became.

"If you don't tell me, I'll go to Tang Seng and ask!"

Yang Chan couldn't be angry.

"It's useless to go!"

Guanyin places the airway.

At the same time, he was worried that Tang Seng would really tell, and secretly said in his heart, "If you can control Tang Seng and let me not have feelings for other women, it would be good, but unfortunately, feelings are casual!" ”

Soon, Yang Chan rushed back from Tang Seng.

"The embroidery needle made by using the dark iron of three thousand meters under the Kunlun Mountain, right?"

Yang Chan looked proud, and her competitive heart has never been extinguished.

"This Tang Seng can't keep any secrets, it's too hateful!"

Guanyin hated and hated.

Typical love and hate!

Recently, Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple has accumulated a lot of things, waiting to be dealt with, Guanyin will go every few days.

In the absence of the Buddha, it can be said that the entire Three Realms need Guanyin to ask!

In this case, it is easy to have people who slip around and go through the back door.

Just when Guanyin finished dealing with it and was about to return to Luojia Mountain and fight with Yang Chan, he was suddenly stopped by a person.

King of Yama!

"What's the matter with you?"

Guanyin asked unhappily, "If you have something, just mention it directly on the main hall of the Great Lei Yin Temple!" ”

"It's a little hard to say, you see, although I am the king of Yama, but the power and the title are not synchronized, when do you think you will help me evaluate the title and get more mana?"

"Every three hundred years, merit will be accumulated, and when merit arrives, mana will naturally sync!"

Guanyin explained.

"I really can't make an exception, anyway, the Buddha is not here now!"

Yama also took out a small box, "A little care, please smile!" ”

"You want to bribe me?"

Guanyin was angry.

In the Three Realms, Guanyin is a well-known Qing official who only recognizes reason, not people.

"If you really can't do it, forget it, this gift will be given to you!"

"No merit, please take it back!"

Guanyin had a blue face, and he hated the kind of person who tended to be inflammatory, and made a fortune by going through the back door to get promoted.

"Take it, it's not precious at all!"

"No!"

Boom!

When the two were pushing, the box accidentally fell to the ground, and the contents fell out.

It's actually a flower, and there is only one petal!

"It's pretty, what is this?"

Guanyin asked strangely.

The first time I saw a petal flower, and the fragrance was pleasant, dealing with the trivial food of Lingshan for a day, the body was tired, and after smelling the fragrance, I couldn't help but be shocked.

"It's called a love flower!"

Seeing Guanyin's curiosity, Yama enthusiastically explained, "It means love at first sight." ”

"Say, what's the use of it?"

Guanyin was impatient and wanted to rush back to the South China Sea in a hurry, otherwise let Yang Chan hook up several times, maybe Tang Seng would run away with others.

That's my man, and no one can snatch it!

"Love flowers are magical, and it starts with its history......

"Can you be concise and to the point, why do you use it?"

"Eating its petals can make a man sleep for five minutes, and when he wakes up, the first woman he sees will fall in love with her!"

King Yama wiped his cold sweat, and in front of the powerful Guanyin, he had to speak carefully.

"So good?"

Guanyin was happy in his heart, if he ate the petals for Tang Seng and slept for five minutes, he woke up and saw himself at first sight, then wouldn't he always like me?

"Am I being too domineering?"

Guanyin reflected on himself, and quickly shook his head again, "No, he was originally my man, and we have a fate for several lifetimes, but it is just to make Tang Seng more dedicated to me!" ”

Thinking of this, Guanyin nodded with satisfaction, and his face was ecstatic.

Seeing this, King Yama was very pleased, and it seemed that Guanyin was going to accept it.

"Ahem......"

Guanyin felt that he was a little out of shape, and soon, he straightened his face again, showing a very surprised look, and shouted: "Bold Yama King, do you know the sin!" ”

"What was wrong with me?"

King Yama looked confused, and wondered, could it be that he gave a gift, basically like this.

"The little fairy knows that he is wrong, so he will take the things back!"

"Wait!"

Guanyin stopped and stopped, "People can go, things must be left, do you know that this love flower is contraband!" ”

"Contraband?"

Yama is blindsided again, and I've never heard of it.

"It is forbidden to fall in love in our divine realm, and you still make men like women and instigate love, do you say that it is forbidden or not?"

"Ah, I see!"

Yama Luo suddenly realized and nodded in shame, "What Guanyin said is extremely true! ”

"So, to confiscate the contraband and avoid harming others, I will find a place where no one is there to destroy it!"

"The Bodhisattva did the right thing, the little fairy admits his mistake, follow the rules of heaven in the future, and don't do anything that endangers the heavenly realm!"

"Well, if you admit your mistakes and are sincere, I won't punish you!"

Guanyin had a calm face.

"Farewell to the fairy!"

Yan Luo still wants to do things and engage in job title evaluation, but now I see, Guanyin is already good not to ask about the crime, so don't hurry up and slip away.

"One more thing!"

Guanyin stopped him and asked quietly, "Is there an antidote to your favorite flower?" ”

"Nope."

"Really?"

Guanyin inquired and asked, thinking, it is better not to have any.

"If you can find an antidote, I'll give you a title!"

Guanyin deliberately released the bait.

"Ah, I can't find it!"

After coercion and temptation, Yama still said no, and in the end, Guanyin was relieved.

"Okay, let's go!"

"Immortal retires!"

Yama Luo was very puzzled, Guanyin obviously wanted to destroy it, why did he keep asking if there was an antidote, if there was an antidote, it would not be considered contraband, it must be so.

As soon as Yama left, Guanyin was very excited, holding the love flower in his hand, and imagined a better life in the future.

Scenario 1 (purely fictional):

Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.

Guanyin sat at the stone table and tasted tea, Tang Seng enthusiastically beat her back, and when the tea was less, she added tea, and served her meticulously.

"Tang Seng, tell me a story, people want to hear it!"

"Well, a long, long time ago......"

"People want to hear you sing, the kind that is popular among the whole people!"

"It is "The Most Dazzling National Style", the vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains......"

"People want to see dancing again!"

"I'm going to show you a swan dance, it's very kawaii!"

Just when Tang Seng was showing his strength, suddenly Yang Chan came over.

"Tang Seng, I want it too!"

"I want your mother, get out, I only have Guanyin in my eyes, in this life and this life, I only love her!"

Tang Seng scolded bitterly, and looked at Guanyin tenderly.

"Tang Seng, what point am I not as good as Guanyin, I am more tender and watery than her, don't you like it?"

Yang Chan was unwilling.

(End of chapter)