Chapter 536: I'll Make Up for My Brain, Can You?

"Don't pretend to be a fuss in front of me, my love for Guanyin is unswerving, if you really want me to sing for you, I will only send you a song "Song of Little Three"!"

Tang Seng said coldly.

"You say I'm a junior?"

Yang Chan's pretty face flushed.

"Sanzang, what you said is good, what you said is wonderful, Yang Chan who is angry is croaking!"

Guanyin clapped his hands and applauded.

Maybe the clapping was too hard, and Guanyin suddenly ran out of the fantasy.

"Ah, it was all a hallucination?"

Guanyin bit her thin lips lightly, even if it wasn't true, thinking of Tang Seng's pampering just now, she was still so happy.

"Why do you want me to come out of my imagination, damn it!"

Guanyin said, "No, I want to dream again!" ”

Soon, Guanyin was daydreaming again.

Scenario 2:

Heaven.

The Jade Emperor sits firmly in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Tang Seng, why are you obsessed, if you marry Xiao Qi, I will give you the position of the Jade Emperor!"

"Say no more!"

Tang Seng waved his hand, "I have made up my mind, Guanyin is my beloved, no one can change it!" ”

"Well said!"

Guanyin, who was standing on the side, said secretly in his heart.

"But, Xiao Qi already has your child, and you can't bear to abandon her?"

The Jade Emperor put down the shelf, stepped off the stage, and came to Tang Seng.

"Kid? Who's child, don't want to use the next three indiscriminate means to keep me, I will only leave my body to Guanyin in this life, and I will never sow seeds indiscriminately! ”

Tang Seng was categorical.

"Brother Sanzang, am I not cute, why don't you like me?"

Xiao Qi ran out from behind, wanting to pounce into Tang Seng's arms.

Unexpectedly, Tang Seng flashed and made her pounce.

"Brother Sanzang, if you like to be mature, I can dress up mature and make you like it!"

"Needless to say, who can take Guanyin's place!"

Tang Seng said resolutely.

"What if Guanyin is gone?"

The Jade Emperor asked.

"If she is gone, I will die alone and never marry again!"

"Brother Sanzang, I misread you!"

Xiao Qi said sadly.

"Hmph, you should have woken up, wake up, silly boy!"

Tang Seng said seriously, "I have always regarded you as a sister, but I didn't expect that your mind is so filthy and your purpose is not pure, you no longer want to recognize your brother, but want to kill your brother!" ”

Tang Seng was heartbroken!

"Guanyin, let's go, the Three Realms are too chaotic, let's find a place where no one lives in seclusion, and then give birth to hundreds of children!"

Tang Seng came over and said with pity.

"Well, it's all up to you!"

Guanyin nodded heavily, took Tang Seng's arm, and walked outside the hall.

"Isn't it a bit too much to have a few hundred?"

Guanyin asked shyly.

"Not many Nuwa can make people, and we are not bad!"

"You're really good or bad!"

Guanyin scolded shyly, and pinched Tang Seng's arm fiercely.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Guanyin woke up suddenly, and it turned out that he was pinching his arm.

The red face is all caused by Tang Seng!

"It's time to go back to the South China Sea!"

Guanyin holds the flower of love, her heart is surging, and the day of being pampered is coming.

Waiting for Tang Seng to eat the love flower, Guanyin made the worst plan, when the time comes, the Three Realms will definitely not allow the two of them, it's a big deal to find a place to live a secluded life!

When I returned to the South China Sea, I found that there were several women on Luojia Mountain.

Gao Cuilan, Feng Qiaoqiao, the queen of the daughter country, but she didn't see Yang Chan.

"What about her, do you know that she is not my opponent, and run back to Huashan, this is better!"

Guanyin was complacent.

……

At this moment, Yang Chan went to Heaven to find Yang Yu.

Erlang's sin is extremely evil, as pointed out by Qianfu, but despite this, Yang Chan is afraid that Yang Yu will follow Yang Jian's old path.

So go to Heaven and unleash him.

"Third brother!"

"Sister Yang Chan, are you here?"

In terms of age, Yang Yu is older than Yang Chan, but in terms of personality, Yang Chan is more mature.

"The death of Erlang God, don't take it to heart, when you were in Momoyama, do you know what he wants to do to me for his own selfish desires?"

Yang Chan thought of that time, and her heart was cold.

"What can he do to you?"

As the saying goes, tiger poison does not eat children, Yang Yu does not believe how brutal Yang Jian can be.

"He wants to rape me!"

Yang Chan said coldly.

"It's still this kind of thing, I'm afraid the second brother is crazy, right?"

Originally, Yang Yu still had a little sympathy for Erlang God, but at this moment, listening to his sister say this, it was simply inferior to a beast.

"So, don't have too much hatred for Tang Seng, if Ruyi didn't appear in time for him, my innocent body would be gone!"

"That's right."

Yang Yu nodded, suddenly raised his head, and asked, "Sister, won't you like Tang Seng?" ”

"Third brother, what are you kidding, how could I possibly like him, besides, he is still a monk, we are all immortals, we can't have that kind of thought!"

"Oh, that's better."

Yang Yu likes Xiao Qi in his heart, he is worried that he will be robbed by Tang Seng, if the status quo is maintained, Yang Yu likes this result very much.

Even if you look at it from a distance, it's satisfying.

Xiao Qi is like a holy lotus, Yang Yu doesn't want anyone to be dirty!

"Third brother, don't follow Yang Jian's old path!"

Yang Chan said solemnly.

"Don't worry, I'm too good in Heavenly Court, and I don't want to be a Jade Emperor, so I can't talk about ambition!"

"That's good."

Seeing that the third brother was indifferent and ambitious, he was also fanatical about spells and the like, and he just wanted to live an ordinary life, so he finally put his mind at ease.

"Sister Yang Chan, Tang Seng seems to be collecting dragon bones or something recently, don't follow the blind mixing, he will die by himself, and someone will clean him up sooner or later!"

"I know more about these than you do!"

Yang Chan responded, and also considered, "It's not a matter for you to stay in Heaven all day, when Nuwa comes back, I'll see if I can ask her to help and find you a master or something!" ”

"There's no need, I feel like I'm doing a good job right now!"

Yang Yu didn't say the second half of the sentence, as long as he stayed by Xiao Qi's side, he was willing to do as long as he wanted.

Yang Chan repeated instructions before leaving and flying to the South China Sea.

……

The South China Sea at the moment.

Guanyin was a little excited, holding the love flower, ready to implement the plan!

"Tang Seng, come here!"

Guanyin is mysterious, calling people to their own rooms, or boudoirs, dressed beautifully, white, pink, and romantic.

"What?"

Tang Seng asked.

"I've got a baby here!"

"What baby, what's the use?"

Impractical things can't be called treasures, Tang Seng pays more attention to what's the use.

"Look, this is a love flower, I heard that it can increase a person's mana by 20 levels, which is a big supplement!"

Guanyin didn't dare to tell the truth.

"How can you use such a good thing, smell it?"

Tang Seng asked Xinqi, this flower is really strange, there is only one petal.

"No, it's not smelling, it's eating, you eat the petals!"

Guanyin tore off the petals.

"Why don't you eat it, your mana is not as good as mine, and you need to improve it even more!"

"I don't need to!"

"How can you not need it, otherwise, your mana is too low, and you will have to drag your feet when you go out with me to do errands!"

Tang Seng said pertinently.

said all this, all for her to eat, for her good.

"You eat!"

Guanyin persuaded vigorously.

"You helped me too much before, no matter how good you have, you must not ask for it, you eat it yourself!"

"Tang Sanzang!"

Guanyin was angry and yelled, "Let you eat, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, are you still like a man?" ”

(End of chapter)