Speaking of this in one breath, Chen Mo paused and drank several sips of vodka.

The more you drink the alcohol in this Alcatraz Prison, the more addictive you become!

Chen Mo also became more and more energetic the more he talked!

Chen Mo:

"The second master is a lot older, and he still learns deliciously!

Often, the fish in my own fish pond go to the market to exchange for a lot of pork kidneys, fried and eaten, stewed, and fried.

It's not too much to eat.

There are pregnant women in the same village who have fed their babies badly because of taking medicine and breastfeeding, and I am worried that the medicated milk will become worse and feed my dog son badly.

So I went in and asked my cousin: What's wrong with the second uncle?

The cousin sighed: What's wrong? You don't understand it!

When I was young, I didn't know how to ask for a daughter-in-law, and I didn't know how to restrain myself when I was old.

Sooner or later, you'll kill yourself! ”

Barrage:

"Poofha...... The second uncle is really wronged! ”

"At this time, the second uncle must not cry to death when he knows this!"

"It turns out what a terrible thing it is to have an unreliable nephew!"

"This is the rhythm of the death of the gold!"

"Hahahaha, I saw the scene of the second uncle frying his kidneys, giant teasing!"

Chen Mo:

"It doesn't sound like it's about milk, it's something that spoils the body.

That's when I put a heart in my stomach.

The bad thing is when he is about to finish drinking the big leather pot wine that he has dozens of catties of.

Usually this old man is not drunk.

It wasn't there that day, three-quarters drunk, and snoring when I slept.

But I didn't sleep so dead.

The dog's son has already begun to grow teeth, and he can't milk and uses his head to push hard.

I even bit a guy!

The second uncle woke up in pain all of a sudden.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was a dog mouthing him!

In a fit of rage, he grabbed the puppy and threw it into the pond outside.

I hid in the shadows and saw that it was not good.

Pick up my dog son, and we both run faster than the other! ”

As a result, I didn't dare to recall it anymore.

Anyway, the second uncle quarreled at my house until the second half of the night.

In the end, he lost the money, and said that he would give it to an old hen for three days and eat it until his body recovered.

If he didn't live to be seventy years old, he would have to pay him a thickened oak coffin.

Let me have to put on linen and filial piety for him in the future.

As soon as he left, my dad quickly tied up the door.

Then, my mournful screams echoed through several nearby villages.

Fortunately, it didn't cause a stir.

Some of the villagers said they were killing pigs, while others said they were killing dogs.

And the dog also relied on the milk of the second uncle and successfully survived the difficulties.

I don't know why, since then, the second uncle has looked at my dog son as if he were his own son.

In the end, I saw that he was quite lonely, so I gave him the dog to raise. ”

After speaking, the whole barrage exploded!

"I'm laughing to death!!"

"Children with intellectual disabilities have a lot of fun!"

"Now the second master can be regarded as a fraud!"

"I almost got fired from my boss by laughing at this!"

"It turns out that Ding Ding is good......"

"I'm in class now, laughing, I can't control it......

Everyone looked at me and was happy, I couldn't do it anymore, and I ...... laughing."

"I just woke up and I couldn't breathe laughing!"

"Newcomer report! I heard from my classmates that the joke of hanging the king can be immersive, but I didn't believe it.

After experiencing it myself, I realized that it was really magical! ”

Chen Mo smiled and said:

"That's the end of the opening paragraph!

Let's start our live broadcast of "Honor of Kings"!

Which hero do you want to see today? ”

"Lu Bu! I've never played Lu Bu before! ”

"I want to see Xiang Yu!!"

"You haven't played Angela yet!"

"Actually...... Now I'm a little tired of watching the live broadcast of Honor of Kings.

However, I still can't get tired of hanging the king's plug-in. ”

Chen Mo actually knows.

The current Honor of Kings live broadcast popularity has been decreasing.

So the time of his Glory of Kings live broadcast has been decreasing.

Basically, each live broadcast will play at most two or three times, and then it will no longer be broadcast.

"What kind of hero is it good to use?

Hey, there you have it! ”

Chen Mo suddenly thought of a hero.

A hero who has never been played before - Yagami-an!!

This hero, in fact, has been online for a long time.

But I don't know why, Tianmei refused to let him go online.

Later, Chen Mo also asked his classmates who worked at Tianmei.

The classmate said that the hero has a copyright problem.

The second is that the skills are not designed at all.

So it has been dragging on and not going online, and it is only used as a test hero within TiMi.

"In that case, then I'll design it well and play with the hero of Yagami-an!"

Thinking of this, Chen Mo said to the anti-heaven plug-in system in his consciousness:

"System, can you help me transfer out Yagami Nunnery and use it?"

Bite!

"The system prompts:

No problem! Piece of cake! ”

Soon, Chen Mo found that there was one more character in his "hero" column.

It's Yagami Temple!

Click in, and the four skills of Yagami Nunnery have no icons and no explanations.

Chen Mo began to design this hero by himself.

Passive Skill: Eight-Foot Joan. Magatama.

Eight feet Joan. Magatama:

All of Yagami's attacks trigger the Magatama effect, dealing 2% of the target's maximum health as physical damage and restoring the caster's health.

1 Skill: Hundred Styles. Oniyaki.

Hundred styles. Oni Burn:

Yagami unleashes Oniyaki behind a short canvas that knocks enemies within range into the air and deals a physical attack.

When the skill is cast, it has the Overlord effect.

2 Skills: One Hundred and Eight Style. Dark hook hand.

One hundred and eight styles. Dark Hook:

Yagami unleashes an energy body in the targeted direction, and the energy body explodes upon collision with an enemy or maximum distance, dealing a brief knockback and physical damage to enemies in the opposing position.

When the skill is cast, it has the Overlord effect.

3 Skill: Forbidden. Eight childish girls.

Forbidden. Eight Childish Girls:

Yagami awakens the power of the seal and charges forward, unleashing his skills on the first enemy to deal multiple damages, each dealing physical damage, and the last one detonates the area in front of him, dealing physical damage and briefly knocking back all enemies that hit.

When the skill is cast, it has the Overlord effect.

Once you've designed your skills.

Chen Mo adjusted the damage to about the same level as the cadre Mo Ye.

It can be said that this hero is very perverted.

All skills come with crowd control!

The damage can be similar to that of a hero who is crispy in seconds with a big move!

The essential!

The skill release also has a hegemonic effect, and it is also physical damage!!

This is the first physics hero to be able to hit the midlaner!

Finish all the mid-laner heroes with controls!

If you're caught by Yagami-an, here's a set.

Even if it's in the early stage, you have to die!

Chen Mo pondered, anyway, he would use this time.

I don't need it in the future, so I naturally have to design it in a metamorphosis and an imbalance.

But you can't just touch someone and give people seconds.

Otherwise, there will be no live streaming effect.

After the design, Chen Mo clicked on the interface of Yagami Nunnery, showed it to water friends, and said with a smile:

"Lu Bu, Angela is weak or something!

Old irons, let's play Yagami Temple today!! ”