It's been a week since the aliens invaded Earth, and it's been a few days since the assassination team arrived in New York, and they're basically accompanied by CIA agents.

The latest information says that aliens have appeared in a certain city in China, and it will take them more than ten hours to get there by special plane, and they will not be able to catch up. Assassination is also a covert operation, and it cannot be openly challenged to say: "Aliens, pounce on your street!" "It's really frustrating.

Moreover, the name of the squad has not yet been decided!

"The Tigers?" Walking in Times Square, Wang Xiao thought of another one.

Except for Catherine, the team members all tacitly looked at Xiaoyu again. Xiao Yu said curtly: "Captain, don't you want animals, right?" There are many zodiac signs of the ten of us, and it is difficult to take into account everyone's feelings. ”

"You're right." Wang Xiao suddenly thought, "Then I'll think about it again." ”

He was looking at the people around him for inspiration, and the number of people coming from all over the world was increasing every day, and the whole of New York was almost paralyzed.

Suddenly, a breaking news broke his train of thought, causing passers-by to stop and look at the screens of the tall buildings.

"Just now," said the ABC reporter in alarm, "an alien spaceship appeared over London, England, and sucked Paul McCartney into the spaceship!" Then, a mobile phone video taken by the public showed the Divine Fortune slicing across the London skyline like lightning.

Paul McCartney is the Beatles, a 78-year-old music legend and a superstar of the rock era.

New York City was full of exclamations, what? Why?

Wang Xiao and Xiaoyu are also blinded, what should I do? Or still openly shout "Aliens, hit your lungs and hit the streets!" "Right?

……

In just two days, a large number of singers in countries around the world have had accidents, fans are mourning, and singers are in danger.

If you don't count the fact that all the dinosaur singers were killed by meteorites, and all the Ni singers were eaten by Homo sapiens for dinner, this is undoubtedly the biggest music catastrophe in the history of the earth.

But there is another way of saying that this is not a kidnapping, and those Uranus superstars are on board voluntarily.

Anyway, why them, a bunch of singing?

Think tanks in various countries are frantically studying this question, as well as another question: the French president has not returned yet, and he may still be on the spaceship, why?

In a conference room at the CIA branch in New York, intelligence officers, police officers, and scientists work together to calculate.

"Perhaps they have mastered the cloning technology to exchange these musicians with clones under their control, and then use their voices to call for world peace and accept the rule of the Earth Alliance. Peaceful evolution. A C.I.A. spy said he was very familiar with it.

Everyone agreed that it was a possibility, and the psychologist nodded: "They know that no one cares if the politicians live or die, or even wish they died." So I changed my strategy and kidnapped these superstars, even if they were used as threats, they had more weight. ”

While everyone was talking, the physicist sat in the corner of the conference room with a heavy face, not saying a word.

"Everyone." After a few more moments, he finally spoke, "Don't you think it's unfair? ”

Dozens of people stopped talking and looked at him, what?

"Why not us?" The physicist got up excitedly and walked around, "Usually we are immersed in scientific research and promote the development of human civilization, but it is those stars who are in the limelight!" Even the only Nobel Prize that we can stand out for is a piece of the pie by Bob Dylan. ”

The scientists frowned, pricked in the heart, yes, yes...... It's not fair......

"Finally, aliens came and said that they wanted to develop the earth!" The physicist spread his hands and glared, "Isn't it time for us scientists to appear?" Isn't it? Do those singers know what a normative field is? Haunted field? They may not even be able to read Newton's three laws! ”

Stop it. Everyone really felt like a rolling stone, losing their direction and desire, and a very fierce, fierce, fierce, very fierce rainstorm was about to fall.

"I'm not convinced!" The physicist couldn't help but exclaim, "I'll sing too, listen!" He took a deep breath and sang, "How many miles does a man have to walk before he can be called a man?" How many ...... does a white dove have to fly?"

Super, ugly, good! Everyone was dumbfounded and covered their ears with their hands.

"The answer, my friend, is in the wind." The more the physicist sang, the more passionate he became, "This answer ......"

"Look, there's a Higgs boson there!" The psychologist exclaimed and pointed in a direction, and the physicist looked at it and snapped! was photographed by a psychologist and fainted.

Poof, after the physicist fell to the ground, there was silence in the conference room.

Higgs boson? Are you sure "Look, there's a Hollywood actress out there" isn't a more appealing statement?

They suddenly realized very desolate that who would talk nonsense with some scientific research dogs whose knowledge level is far lower than their own! Who is interested in singing karaoke with a physical dog! Singing and singing, I thought I was humorous and said to you, "Do you know that I sing like Jacky Cheung in space?" "Inexplicable!

The answer is there, my friend, the aliens tied up those gods of song, of course, for fun.

Thinking about it, in their hearts, the torrential rain fell.

……

On the morning of the third day, a video of the latest spacecraft quickly spread on the Internet, and the Shenyun rushed into outer space as fast as a ray of light!

Later, based on observations from multiple satellites and radio telescopes, as well as visual observations from the International Space Station, the spacecraft should have left the Earth and the solar system.

People don't understand, that's all? That's what they're going to do? Do you finally give up on Earth?

The ten members of the assassination team are at a loss, and we haven't made a move yet? Are you going back to the island and get moldy?

(A certain singer surnamed Wang, who has been waiting on the rooftop of his house with his luggage to be kidnapped, I want to fly...... Blown by a cold wind. ）

"We can't be sure if the aliens are gone forever."

On the street screens in New York, Mr. President pouted and held his hands, and gave a serious speech: "But we let them see that earthlings are not easy to mess with, and they will not let them mess around." If they dare to come back, they will find it more difficult for us to deal with, because ......"

Suddenly, the crowded crowd was shocked to see that Mr. President's face on the screen had changed drastically, as if he had heard something from the earbuds.

"Because," Mr. President cut off, squeaking, "well, let's walk and see......"

The camera cuts away and arrives at the ABC News live room.

"Breaking news!" The host strained his face, "A cat!" A big fat cat in a spaceship uniform is about to throw the French president down at the Eiffel Tower in Paris! ”