Chapter 63: The Fake Monk Who Makes a Barbecue
Listening to Pork Rong's words, Huang Feihong couldn't help but think of the scene of Pork Rong holding the gold brick and running faster than a monkey!
In the future, this kid must not be allowed to see the money!
……
Two days later, a shop diagonally across from Bao Chi Lin was transferred and converted into a photo studio!
The boss is not an outsider, it is Liu Jiangtao, a monk in a suit and sunglasses!
Well, in order to save trouble, this guy pushed his flat head into a bald head!
When I see people, I put my hands together, and say, 'Oh rice tofu, this is polite'!
At first glance, he is not a serious person!
However, on the day of the opening, Huang Feihong still came over with pork Rong and Ya Chasu, but when he saw Liu Jiangtao dressed up, Huang Feihong left a gift and left!
Looking at Huang Feihong who walked out of the door, Liu Jiangtao stood at the door and shouted:
"Oh rice tofu, Master Huang, come and play more when you have time, the channel will give you a 20% discount!"
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, Huang Feihong stumbled!
Your sister's, 20% off?!
If it weren't for Lao Tzu's good temper, Lao Tzu would have to break your bones!
When he went out, Huang Feihong warned Ya Mo Su and Pork Rong with righteous words that they must not have anything to do with Liu Jiangtao!
This man is wicked!
Because there are very few people I know, and Liu Jiangtao is not ready to meet anyone, on the day of the opening, except for Huang Feihong's master and apprentice, no one came over at all!
It's pedestrians on the road, pointing at the newly opened video studio!
Well, mainly pointing to the door head and couplet! ——
Shanglian: Take one and three souls to go to two;
Downlink: Take a shot and there are no seven spirits!
Heng Pi: Do you dare to come?!
Looking at the deserted photo studio, and then looking at the crowd pointing at the door, Liu Jiangtao suddenly realized that his outfit and the camera studio did not match!
This guy found someone to customize a few monk robes overnight, and officially opened the next day wearing monk robes!
"Let's ...... Let's let ......"
Pork Rong pushed two dead pigs and quickly ran in front of Liu Jiangtao, looked at Liu Jiangtao who was wearing a monk's robe but sunglasses and said:
"This, Liu, Master Liu...... Where is the pork delivered?! ”
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who is like a monk, Pork Rong is bitter!
Nima, no matter what happened yesterday, you were wearing a suit, and no one else would say anything, but what the hell are you wearing a monk's robe now?!
The main thing is, you also bought two fat pigs!
If you pretend to be a monk, just pretend to be a little bit like it, at least eat some vegetarian food in front of people, this guy is good, and I bought two fat pigs directly!
"Rongrong, you also know, I've just opened, and the backyard hasn't been taken care of yet, so there's no way to fire, so let's put it inside the door!"
Rongrong?!
What the hell is Rong Rong?!
Lao Tzu is called Pork Rong!
Phew, Lao Tzu's name is Lin Shirong!
However, the one who gives the money is the master!
What's more, this guy bought two heads in one go!
"This, master, you are a monk now, and this pork is put there......"
Pork Rong can't go on!
Even if you want to eat pork, pay attention to your image, okay?!
"That's right, too!"
Liu Jiangtao said with kindness!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who had just come to his senses, Pork Rong felt a special sense of accomplishment!
Take a look, with two words of your own, a monk who eats meat openly becomes a monk who eats meat secretly!
Forehead?!
Doesn't seem to have changed!
Should you eat meat or eat meat!
But it doesn't matter, as long as you don't be so unscrupulous!
You know, diagonally opposite the photo studio is Bao Zhilin!
"Then leave it at the door!"
Ha?!
Pork Rong is stunned!
Shouldn't it be put in the backyard and let the queen eat it secretly while others don't know?!
What the hell is it at the door?
"Eat pig-killing dishes at noon today! Hmmm......"
Looking at the two fat pigs that had been washed and peeled clean, Liu Jiangtao hesitated for a moment and said:
"It seems that you can't eat pig-killing dishes, so let's eat braised pork!"
Ha?!
Eat braised pork?!
Master, are you a snake spirit, or did I forget to bring my ears today?!
Why do you always have auditory hallucinations today?!
"You want to eat too?! That's fine, but you'll have to prepare a pot for the poor monk, well, and some spices......"
As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao found that he didn't seem to know how to cook braised pork!
Forget it, it seems that the braised pork can't be eaten!
But these two pigs can't be wasted!
"What's the matter, master, do you still need to prepare a pot?!"
Prepare the pot?!
Get a hammer ready!
Lao Tzu won't do it!
"No! The poor monk is a monk, how can he make braised pork to eat?! ”
"Oh!"
That's right, scare Rong Rong to death, Bah Bah, Pig Rong to death, Bah Bah, Scared me Lin Shirong to death!
"Barbecue at noon today!"
Ha?!
I'm poking, master, are you the devil?!
How do you think that a play is a play?!
Forget it, no matter how you eat it, the pork is sent to you, even if you sleep with the pork in your arms, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you!
Looking at the pork Rong who was unloaded and placed at the door, Liu Jiangtao put his hand into the monk's robe and dug out the part of the squeaky nest, well, a gold brick came out!
Looking at the familiar gold brick, Pork Rong's eyes instantly turned red!
I'll poke, isn't this Nima the master's gold brick?!
No, the master's gold brick was handed over to Admiral Liu Yongfu a few days ago, but how can this guy get another gold brick? !
Could it be that the gold bricks of that day were not the master's,
Is it this fake monk?!
But why did this fake monk give the master gold bricks?!
Could it be that this fake monk was robbed by the master?!
It's impossible, although the master's life is not rich, but he won't rob this fake monk!
looked at Liu Jiangtao's photo studio, and then looked at Bao Zhilin diagonally opposite, Pork Rong had a very bad idea in his mind-
Could it be that the master and this fake monk have a leg?!
The more you think about it, the more likely it is, and the more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes!
"What do you think?! Don't want money?! ”
Ha?!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao who came over, Pork Rong trembled, Ma De, almost scared to death by his own thoughts!
But if you think about it, it's possible!
How old is the master, he is not married yet, and this fake monk looks more handsome than a woman, think about what indescribable things the master and this fake monk do together, Pork Rong is not good in an instant!
No, you must persuade Master not to do such a thing!
You must know, why does the eldest husband have no wife, looking for such a fake monk steel gun?!
"Bang!"
"Oops!"
Pork Rong instantly retreated, and subconsciously hugged the thing on his chest with both hands, I go, it turned out to be a gold brick!
"The poor monk has been short of money recently, so please ask Rong Rong to help exchange it for silver dollars! The meat money will be deducted from the gold bricks! ”
With that, Liu Jiangtao turned around and walked into the photo studio, leaving Pork Rong alone outside thinking about it!
After a long time, Pork Rong suddenly turned around and ran into Bao Zhilin, thinking in his mind that one day in the future, this fake monk put on a woman's clothes and stood next to the master, and then he and Ya Mo Su and the others knelt on the ground and shouted to the master!
Rinima is disgusting!
"Master, you can have a snack!"
A few minutes later, there was a loud shout from Bao Zhi Lin, and then Pork Rong covered his dark eyes with one hand and rolled out of Bao Zhi Lin with the gold brick in the other, and at the same time, a voice of Huang Feihong echoed behind him-
"Pork Rong, if you think about it again, don't blame the teacher for expelling you from the division!"
……
Half an hour later, when Pork Rong arrived at the photo studio with a bag of silver dollars, he was dumbfounded again-
Nima, have you ever seen a monk in a monk's robe, holding his sleeves and hanging a fat pig?!
Two hundred pounds of fat pigs, just one in one hand, hanging on the shelf in front of the door!
I don't know the one who lacks the heart, make a shelf and pay attention to symmetry, on both sides of the door, one on one side!
Other people's doors are hung with couplets and plaques, you are good, hang two dead pigs!
I poked, I know that you are a video studio, I don't know if I think you are selling pork!
"Yo, Rong Rong came back so soon, what's wrong with your eyes?! Why is one eye black, this is also asymmetrical! ”
As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao walked in front of Pork Rong and took the silver dollar handed over by Pork Rong, with his right hand
instantly clenched his fist and smashed it on Pork Rong's other eye-
"Bang!"
"Oops! What are you hitting me for?! ”
Without waiting for Pork Rong to resist, Liu Jiangtao stepped forward and grabbed Pork Rong's hand and looked at the two eyes of this guy, as if he was observing some rare treasure!
After a long time, he nodded gently:
"Well, that's symmetrical! It looks much better, like wearing sunglasses! ”
I'll poke, you wear sunglasses with your fist?!
Is it your snake spirit or my pork Rong can't beat you?!
I......
"Ping Lingling ......"
A handful of silver dollars were smashed into Pork Rong's arms!
"This money is the money you helped me exchange money for running away, you can get busy first, and come over for breakfast later!"
Ha?!
Pork Rong touched his belly, and then looked at the sun above his head, can he have lunch here?!
Then, Pork Rong saw Liu Jiangtao's guy who didn't know where to take out a big knife more than half a meter long, and pointed at the dead pig on the left side for a burst of "brushing", the blade slapped the dead pig, and the pieces of pig skin fell......
"Goo-dong!"
Pork Rong subconsciously swallowed saliva!
Nima, the current fake monk is also so?!
Then, I saw Liu Jiangtao "brushing and brushing" the dead pig on the right for the same while, and then the dead pig on the right was also stripped naked!
Then, Liu Jiangtao took out a barbecue grill from the door!
That's right, listen to Liu Jiangtao, a fake monk, this thing is called a barbecue grill, and it is used for barbecue!
Of course, Liu Jiangtao was very dissatisfied with this thing, even a few iron rods tied up with wire, and there was no fruit charcoal, which was too simple!
However, this is not difficult for Liu Jiangtao, there is no fruit charcoal, let's use wood!
Don't be afraid of iron skewers without skewers, let's use bamboo skewers instead!
Don't be afraid if you don't have barbecue ingredients, let's use salt and spices instead!
If you don't have special oil for barbecue, you're not afraid, what's behind it?! Fat pig, two hundred pounds of big fat pig!
The fat pig of this era is not comparable to the hormone pig that was slaughtered in 65 days in later generations, and it is fat to cut off a piece!
Then roast it on the fire, sprinkle it with some salt and spices, and that flavor ......
Gee!
(End of chapter)