"Roswell incident, isn't it? What about District 51? ”

"Mr. President, those are fake. This is the first time, aliens are coming......"

In the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Mr. President sits behind his desk, and a group of officials stand at the desk.

"We don't know what they're trying to do yet, but there were no casualties from the ship's landing, not a single animal died, so we think they want to talk about it anyway." ”

"But the wings of the ship have what appears to be cannon devices, which are armed ships." The Minister of Defense said solemnly, "And it has completely disabled our radars." ”

Listening to their words, Mr. President's mouth pouted longer, and the wrinkles on his old face deepened.

A laptop screen on his desk shows some photos taken from New York's Central Park, where the 50-meter-long alien spacecraft crashed into the zoo, visitor center and gift shop at an instantaneous speed, carving a deep trench nearly 600 meters long and finally stopping in the middle of the sheep prairie.

The most amazing thing is that all the people and animals along the way find themselves deflected into the distance, not missing a single hair.

Mr. President thought for a moment before gesturing, "You're saying that I'm likely to meet with aliens?" ”

"I'm afraid yes, if they do come with good intentions." The Secretary of State nodded.

Mr. President's mouth pouted even longer, "I am indeed the greatest president of the United States in history." He said suddenly.

The officials held their hands in front of them and were silent.

"We have activated the emergency plan, and the military and contact teams have arrived at the scene." The Secretary of Defense said, "What is your idea?" ”

"Wait a minute." Mr. President muttered, took out his iPhone, and pressed it. The officials looked at each other.

It's already fried on Twitter, and the hot topics are all related to the arrival of aliens. It's the same on Facebook, it's Instagram, it's all about YouTube nowadays: New York in chaos when the spacecraft lands, police cordoning off the scene as soon as possible, reporters flocking in, crowds breaking through the blockade......

The Internet around the world is boiling over this, and supermarkets everywhere are robbed of salt, and the world is like the end of the world.

"Mr. President?" The Minister of Defense asked anxiously, and all the officials were dumbfounded, and many people walked around outside the window like crazy.

Mr. President raised his eyebrows, pressed his phone and tweeted:

"The unthinkable has happened, huge spaceship! Trust me, it's a great moment, it's great! ”

And then another: "I was told that I would meet with aliens on behalf of Earth!" ”

And then another: "Great! ”

"Mr. President?"

"Wait a minute."

……

The Sheep Prairie in New York's Central Park wasn't supposed to have an alien spaceship, but now it rests upside down, exuding an eternal silence.

Journalists from all over the world are flocking to New York, people are flocking to Central Park, and the sheep prairies are crowded with people of all kinds.

"Lord, you are my rock, and I will follow you!" A group of Christians were singing hymns in the demonstration, and some aunts were especially excited: "the aliens! ”

"Ground command center calls Captain Tom, ground command center calls Captain Tom!" Another group sang David Bowie's Space Oddity, holding posters of classic sci-fi movies like Star Trek, Star Wars, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, and more.

More people are sitting and waiting, knowing that what happens here will change human civilization and the world forever.

Drones and helicopters hovered in the sky, and multiple F-22 fighter jets took off at the base at any time. The contact team's unmanned vehicle is also ready, along with five members of the advance team wearing protective suits: linguists, biologists, physicists, astronomers, and anthropologists.

Whether it was peaceful contact or not, they did not bring any weapons. In the face of a race capable of interstellar travel, they don't feel that those powder guns can do anything other than give them some stupid security.

The linguist has the heaviest task of all, establishing a dialogue with the extraterrestrial visitors. At this time, she was still thinking about the graffiti on the back of the spaceship, which she thought was a kind of hieroglyphs, but what did it mean?

The physicist was so excited that he trembled with fear, and he stood in front of the mysteries of the universe! Before leaving, he called his mother and wept silently.

The biologist remembers the deserted swimming pool behind her childhood house, when a fierce eagle broke in, and the sparrows and crabs that roost there panicked.

The anthropologist was watching "The Tempest" on Broadway before, and he wondered if humanity was so excited about this encounter, but what about the aliens in the spaceship? Could it be the feeling of "Miranda": "How beautiful human beings are!" Ah, the world of novelty! ”

The astronomer was the calmest, and he said to others: "If you look at the scale of the universe, this is something that is bound to happen." ”

The live reporters were busy. If you turn on the TV, you will find that almost all the channels are broadcasting the sudden event.

The experts discussed the situation with the moderator, what kind of spaceship is this? Are there intelligent beings in the portholes that you can't see? What does it mean? Will it be a reconnaissance ship for the fleet? How much combat power is there? Does humanity have what it takes to kill it? Is it a good option to go to war? If it is not an enemy, how should humans be received?

Everyone is gossiping, but there is only one consensus:

This spaceship is not understandably the technological level of the Earth.

"It's shaped like an eagle, but the proportions don't take into account aerospace dynamics and aerodynamics at all, it's amazing! It's like a product of a science fiction movie. ”

"That's right, it should have anti-gravity technology, and artificial gravity and inertia are no problem. Look at its volume, such a volume has such speed, how advanced its propulsion system must be, how delicate its engine must be! ”

"Think about how many galaxies it might have spanned!"

"Man, I've got to tell you, this is probably the best ship in the universe!"

……

"You bastard captain! As I said a long time ago, this broken ship needs a complete repair, and you still have to dismantle so many parts and sell them! ”

"What's the panic, it's not okay, restarting is omnipotent."

In the cockpit of the Shenyun, Dongmo Tonggong was beating Lin Fang wildly, "If I hadn't prayed to the chattering beast at the critical moment, we would have been finished this time!" ”

"What a chatter, a deceitful thing."

"Not really!"

Wei Miao had better not interject, but when he saw a species outside the porthole talking about something, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Come and see, we have come to the wrong planet?" ”

Dongmo Tonggong threw down Lin Fang in confusion and walked away, only to see that it was a bird with bright feathers? They flapping their wings and shouting something, it's definitely a language.

She was also shocked: "Could it be that we have encountered the turbulence of time and space?" Is this their planet? Are they expelling us? ”

"What?" Lin Fang walked away to take a look, and suddenly the corners of his mouth twitched, "No ......"

It was a flock of macaws noisily barking in English, and even pulling down a lump of bird poop from the porthole.

"This is the Earth, exactly like the introduction given by the Development Bureau."

Lin Fang walked into the side rest room and looked out of the side window, "Here, look over there, that banner says Welcome to the United States." ”

Dongmo Tonggong and Wei Miao walked over, and sure enough, they saw a large group of human beings surrounded not far away, some people were singing, some people were having dinner, like a grand party.

"What about that one?" Dong Motong bowed and pointed.

"Praising God, Fuck Aliens.

Before the three of them could do anything, they saw an antique-like unmanned rover slowly coming, walking a few steps and stopping for a while, followed by five people in protective suits, their hands empty, and they were walking very slowly and nervously. The crowd chanted in a variety of ways.

(The NBC reporter faced the live camera and said excitedly: "The rover encounter and the contact team walked towards the spacecraft, this is the first contact between humans and aliens!") You are witnessing history, this is the moment. ”）

"What now?" Wei Miao asked Lin Fang, "Did you take off and leave?" ”

Wu Ya said happily: "Dear friends, the hardware of multiple systems of the spaceship is damaged, and it is in the process of self-repair of coding assembly, and it is expected that it will take 3 hours to get better." ”

Dong Motong covered his face with a bow, what came quietly, what did he act secretly, it was already impossible......

"Go out and say hello, you don't have to be thrown a nuclear bomb by them." Lin Fang waved his hand, not wanting to waste his brain, and turned around and walked towards the main corridor.

"It's okay to drop a nuclear bomb, our shields can still block it." Boundless said happily.

"Hey!" Dong Motong chased after him and asked helplessly, "Do you want to change into a spacesuit?" What is the composition of the atmosphere and the intensity of light here? Is it good for the skin? ”

"Much gentler than Penglai Xing's." Lin Fang replied.

Dongmo Tong gritted his teeth and put it on. She went to the starboard workstation to look for the spacesuit, and quickly ......, "You even sold the spacesuit!" ”

In the end, none of the three wore spacesuits, and they were still wearing Shenyun uniforms.

Wei Miao was most apprehensive and was about to set foot on the ancestral land. Dongmo Tonggong looked solemn, one day Penglai Star and the earth will reunite. Lin Fang was wearing slippers, his head was covered with gauze, after ten years, dear friends, I am back.

The starboard air-lock opened and they stepped inside, the exterior hatch in front of them slowly opening again, and the sun shining in from the outside.

("Oh my God!") A hatch in the upper deck of the ship opened! The NBC reporter shouted excitedly, his face flushed, "Aliens, welcome!!" ”）

The whole of Central Park roared with frenzied chanting at the same time, and the police barely maintained the barricad; Photojournalists frantically snap pictures, flashes of light; The soldiers are on guard, and the anti-chemical soldiers are observing; All the TV channels broadcast the scene live.

The linguists muttered God, the physicists shed tears, the anthropologists held their breath, the astronomers became excited, and the biologists thought it was beautiful.

They were looking forward to, expecting different forms of alien life to come out of the spaceship, and then come over, shake hands with them, and talk to each other for a long time.

That's great.

At this time, the hatch of the spaceship opened halfway and suddenly jammed......

("Oh! The hatch stopped, what's going on!? We don't know ...... yet," the NBC reporter stammered in disbelief, and people exclaimed. ）

"Ladies and gentlemen, this hatch is broken." Boundless said happily.

Wei Miao: ("▔□▔)

Lin Fang: ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭

Dongmo Tonggong suddenly raised her long legs and kicked on the hatch, boom!