"The hatch stopped!"

The hosts of various TV channels around the world screamed in such a way, billions of viewers widened their eyes, and the people of Central Park became even more agitated.

Why? What's going on?

Boom!

Everyone watched in amazement, and half of the hatch flew out and hung crumblingly on the edge of the hatch......

Physicists pondered that this should be the way this spacecraft opened the hatch! If you open it halfway and then pop it up, there must be some kind of deep mechanical principle involved.

Immediately after, everyone saw a figure coming out of the hatch, it was an alien, they were out of the cabin!! Look at the aliens...... Ay? Belch??

Central Park was greeted with a startled cry and then fell into an indescribable silence, like being bumped into by your mother when she was on an adult website.

It's the same in the White House and on the Internet.

That? Be? Miscellaneous? Is it?

Biologists and anthropologists can't understand it. Over there, there stood three alien creatures in the hatch, humanoid, with hands and feet, hair, eyebrows, two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a mouth...... It seems that they are less different from Homo sapiens than Neanderthals are from Homo sapiens.

People looked at the three aliens, and many thoughts flashed.

Are they human? No way. Multigalactic races have the same origin and ancestor? Like the Earthlings and Vulcans, Romulans, and Klingons in Star Trek? Or are they some kind of parasite? Like Goa'uld from Stargate? Like "Strange Shape"?

The physicist pondered that they must be from a highly terrestrial planet! Almost exactly the same environment, resulting in almost exactly the same evolution.

"They're a lot like us." The NBC reporter stupidly said, "Two men, one of them has something like gauze wrapped around his head, that's a helmet, a crown?" I can't see what he looks like. A woman, very pretty, but flat-chested. Oh, they jumped off the ship! ”

The three aliens jumped down to the grass, as most of the hull was sunk in the trench, which was actually only half a meter high.

"They took the initiative to walk towards the contact team!"

The people's cries were renewed, and the team of five people stayed where they were, not daring to move, just nervously watching the aliens approach.

The linguist took a deep breath, it was her time to go into battle. When there is a language barrier, the best way to communicate is through body language. She pointed to herself and around the aliens, smiled, and said slowly, "We, humans, welcome, you. ”

What would an alien language sound like? Ears pricked up!

"Thank you." Said the alien with something wrapped in his head.

The linguist was almost choked to death by this "thank you", and everyone was confused, and she asked, "Are you speaking English?" Or do we sound English? ”

"Of course I'm speaking English, or I'm not speaking Mandarin." Lin Fang touched his stomach, "I'm hungry, is there any delicious Chinese takeaway around here?" ”

Dong Motong bowed and waved his hand to the people around him, and said in the English that had just been released from school: "Hello, buy pears and starve to death Frozen Ink Pain!" ”

Biologists, physicists, anthropologists, astronomers, and scientists from all over the world feel that their IQ is not enough.

What is she talking about, right, that's English too, right? Everyone looked helplessly at the linguist.

The "......" linguist has already choked back internal wounds.

"Who borrowed my phone to use it?" Lin Fang saw that many people were holding mobile phones over there, so he walked over, "How is the mobile phone doing now?" ”

The audience watched as the alien borrowed a mobile phone, asked for the number of a nearby Chinese restaurant, dialed, and said: "Hey, three servings of fish-flavored eggplant bibimbap, the eggplant should not be too spicy, the rice should be more, is there any Tsingtao beer?" Let's take a tie. Send it to Central Park, yes, it's where the alien spacecraft lands. ”

"Is this a camera? Can I show me? At the same time, Dongmo Tonggong took a photojournalist's SLR camera, curiously fiddled with it, and snapped pictures of the crowd, "Wow, my grandmother also has a camera with this principle, which is said to have been handed down by her grandmother." ”

"Is there a zoo here? Are there any pandas? Wei Miao showed everyone a bendable screen with a picture of a panda eating bamboo, "This? It's so cute, I want to see it with my own eyes? ”

"What is Apple Pay? What is WeChat? Lin Fang talked on the phone, "I really don't have WeChat, don't lie to you, I just went back to Earth, I really don't!" ”

The faces of the masses gradually changed to nothing, and the scholars were panicking, don't go too far...... What kind of aliens are these!

"Shh!!h Suddenly, boos erupted in the park, as well as particularly shrill and shrill scolding: "They're not aliens, impostors!" "A bunch of bastards!" "Damn pranks!"

Agitated people began to storm the cordon again, and the police struggled to hold on, but they also wanted to rush up and beat the three men.

("Fake!") Fake! At the White House, Mr. President angrily slapped his desk and yelled at the officials: "That's a Chinese conspiracy!" China! ”

With a snap, Mr. President's hand slipped and slapped a red button on the table, and the officials immediately screamed. ）

"Please be quiet." Dongmo Tong bowed and said loudly, "Listen to me, there is not much time left for the earth......"

Suddenly, at this time, there was a loud sonic boom in the sky, and people looked up and saw a team of F-22 fighters rushing towards at a rapid pace. A volley of missiles is issued! Before everyone could react, they saw several dazzling beams of light shot out from the spaceship, Jiu, Jiu, Jiu.

Then the world saw that a group of six F-22s, which represent the most powerful fighters on the planet, and the missiles they emitted, were all hit by the beam and dragged into the ground blockade circle, and the six pilots sat in the ejection seats, in full ......

"Ladies and gentlemen, have I taken control of the enemies who attacked us, and I want to turn them into powder?" Boundless broadcast with joy.

"I'll take care of it." Dongmo Tong was so helpless, he said that the sudden arrival would cause chaos, and he couldn't let everyone misunderstand that they were bad people.

She slung the camera around her neck and pressed a bracelet on her left wrist, revealing a holographic remote-controlled spaceship console in front of her.

"We have no ill will." She said to the amazed people around her, "If we're going to hurt you, it's easy, like this." ”

She operated with both hands on the holographic console, and the three F-22s were immediately thrown into the sky by the towing beam, and the ship's right blaster cannon fired a blast of energy, hitting them accurately, and the fighter exploded, and all parts and materials were cracked into powder, and no one was injured when they fell.

After smashing three fighters, the cracking blast energy was castrated, and almost at the same time, a satellite in low-altitude orbit was unfortunately exploded.

The exclamations were like a tsunami, and the pilots who had lost their beloved planes almost fainted.

The NBC reporter trembled, "God, they're like children's toys!" The dust was all over the sky and it fell into my mouth, and I was eating the F-22! ”

"Or something like this." Dongmo Tong Gong continued to operate, and the remaining three F-22s were also thrown into the sky, and the spacecraft fired a missile, which circled around the air in a large circle, fully demonstrating its maneuverability, before hitting them, blowing them up in the air.

People finally began to feel fear, as if they had just realized that it would be easy for these aliens to kill them all......

"Yes, we're reasoning with you." Dong Motong Gong showed a smile, a friendly, kind, and gentle smile.

The linguist stumbled to the ground, and although everyone could not understand what she said, it was clear what she meant.

This spaceship is going to invade the earth!

"It's useless to resist!" The NBC reporter cried bitterly, "Yes, that's it, weak human, we're in trouble!" ”

Wei Miao: ("▔□▔)

Lin Fang: ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭

What to do? Are people hesitating to rush forward? Or go back to grab salt and guard the house?

At this moment of stalemate, an urging voice sounded: "Who ordered the takeaway?" Who is Mr. Lim? Your takeaway has arrived! ”

"I am, this way."

Soon, in full view of everyone, the Chinese takeaway brother drove a little sheep into the blockade circle of the sheep grassland, stopped in front of the spaceship, and took three bags of lunch boxes and a beer to Lin Fang, and Lin Fang asked the contact team to give money. The takeaway guy rushed to the next stop, what if the aliens came? It's not the same to make money, buy a house, and marry a daughter-in-law.

"Let's go back to the boat and get some food first." Lin Fang said to the contact team, I can't wait to open a can of beer and drink it, the taste of not expired is really a little unaccustomed.

Wei Miao held a bag or two of them, and Dong Mo Tong bowed and sniffed the aroma of rice, "It smells good, huh?" ”

The human watched with amazement as the three aliens walked back to the ship.

The next two hours passed in a calm and tense standoff. During this period, the aliens only came out once, and it was the two male aliens who came out of the hatch, pulled the hanging hatch close, and glued it with white tape one after another, and then they returned to the spaceship through the other hatch.

"Don't panic, everyone, we're good people, but we haven't prepared the speech yet, so let's leave it at that, bye-bye."

As this inexplicable broadcast sound fell, the spacecraft rose incredibly vertically, and sure enough, there was an anti-gravity device! And people don't hear any noise like the roar of the engine, and there is no waste heat and exhaust fumes around it......

With a bang, the eagle-shaped spaceship flew into the sky and left, leaving an infinite crowd of pained people behind.

The physicist finally rushed out in desperation, shouting, "Please, tell me, what is the matter with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?" Is Copenhagen correct? Can you be faster than light? What is a black hole!? Is there a parallel universe, is there a parallel universe where I married Scarlett Johansson!? ”

"Take me! Please, take me! ”

A takeaway bag floats slowly in the air.