Chapter 1033: The Troubles of a Blind Date Man (Happy New Year's Eve to All)
That's it.
The story came to an abrupt end.
The sailors all laughed and couldn't close their legs!
"Who has the unlucky child of the king, it's really black smoke from the ancestral grave!"
"You're going to laugh at me to death!"
"You are the only one who can make the whole village make trouble, and you are the only one who can make the whole village fly, and the people who turn over on their backs!"
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Chen Mo touched his chin and said:
"It's true, the ending seems a bit rushed, but there's really no follow-up.
I've changed the ending to this matter.
Let's listen to it, isn't it, after the real story, after the secondary creation, it will be more interesting? β
"From the moment I got my ear hurt by a fishhook, let's start creating a story!
Let's remember the real things that happened when I was a child, and then listen to the story I adapted. β
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I had an ear injury, so I got a hat and wore it crookedly, and under the pretext that I was afraid, I had to go to my grandmother's house not far away for a few days.
In the middle of the night, I slipped out of my grandmother's house and sneaked into the pond from under the bamboo forest, trying to get the basin out of the water.
When he looked up, he saw a row of lights on the shore, and a Taoist priest was sitting with his eyes closed and chanting words.
It turned out that the second uncle invited the Taoist priest to overtake the soul, I stopped, and was about to slip away, the Taoist priest danced the wooden sword, and walked along the pond while burning the paper.
The paper was shining, and it was too late to run, so he slipped into the pond in spite of the cold water, and showed half of his head in the hope that he would walk over quickly.
When the Taoist priest heard the sound of water, he was startled, and when he saw that there was no one, he trembled and chanted:
"I'm sorry...... I'm sorry, I'm going to go right away after this lap, I'm going to go right away...... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!!
What about coaxing...... What about coaxing ......"
As he spoke, he began to quickly speed up his pace.
The steep slope was slippery, and he slipped into the water, which was deep water, and he didn't seem to know how to water, so he screamed for help while flapping.
As soon as I saw that it was too big, I scooped up the basin and bent down to run against the edge of the basin.
Afraid that he would drown, he picked up the lamp on the shore and fell on the door closed by the second uncle, and went back to the door of the house, threw the basin into the pigsty, and ran back to his grandmother's house.
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A few days later, a meeting was held in the village, and according to the Taoist priest who was resuscitating him in the hospital, a small temple was built by the pond, which enshrined the spiritual seat of the drowned child, and next to it was the turtle spirit that the Taoist priest had said.
It is estimated that the fish thief did not dare to come, of course, the output of fruit fish in the village has doubled, and the incense is booming. β
"Poofhahahaha......"
"The adaptation is so much more interesting!"
"It's really more interesting than the real thing!"
"I have to say, you are much more talented than the self-righteous gold-biting and playing with me!"
"Yes, I look forward to the next story of the king's death!"
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The barrage is in the midst of a heated discussion.
Chen Mo finally has someone on his side!
"Hello Hangwang, my name is Bai Xiaofei, you can just call me Xiaobai."
A young but melancholy voice came from the microphone.
It seems to be distressed.
Chen Mo immediately asked, "Hello Xiaobai, listening to your voice, it seems that there is something very troublesome recently?" β
Bai Xiaofei sighed and said:
"Hey...... It's not for the family to force it.
I have to go on a blind date!
When I used to go to school, I liked a girl.
My family was afraid that I would fall in love early and delay my studies.
My mom came to school and talked to the girl directly.
I am not a human inside and out, and I am embarrassed and want to hit the wall!
I'm not on good terms with anyone yet!
It's good now, the girl who got it has ignored me so far.
Since then, I have studied seriously and never thought about falling in love again.
As a result, when I graduated, I just got a good job.
My mother urged me to get married again and wanted me to have children!
No, New Year's Day is a few days off, and I've seen more than a dozen girls. β
"Parents are all this virtue, they are afraid that you will fall in love when they go to school, and they urge you to get married after graduation, thinking that the object is blowing in the wind?"
"My experience is similar to Bai Xiaofei's. When I was in school, I liked a girl, and I was found out by my parents after an affair with someone for a few days.
I used all kinds of tricks to dispel my thoughts, and as a result, I'm 27 years old now, and I haven't fallen in love yet.
The family's intestines are about to repent.
said that it should make me fall in love, but I have talked about a little experience, so that I don't even blush when I see other girls. β
"Is it said that the object can come? This kind of parents think that it is still the same as in the old society, and if they see the right eye, the parents can get married when they meet? β
Chen Mo pondered for a moment and asked, "What about ...... Xiaobai, how did you feel about the blind date? β
Bai Xiaofei said weakly:
"Anyway, I've seen more than a dozen girls, and every time I feel that she is a little worse than the one I liked in high school.
I just met a girl who had a similar experience to me today, and we talked for a long time.
I'm not sure if I like it or not.
But both parents thought it was suitable, so they urged us to get married, and we were both so old.
I think my parents are getting older, too.
I don't want them to work my marriage anymore.
The girl on a blind date is really good.
Quite an honest, introverted girl.
It's not beautiful or ugly, and the family conditions are similar to mine.
Hanging king, you say, why don't I make do with her?
I really think that if you get married or not, maybe that's it.
In this life, who are you marrying and not marrying?
You tell me? β
The more Bai Xiaofei spoke, the more he felt a sense of powerlessness and sadness.
However, he was powerless to fight.
So I want to just compromise.
Many sailors have expressed their opinions on this.
"Looks like that's how most people come here."
"Yes, I'm just okay with each other, I don't particularly like it, and now I'm living a good life."
"If I was in high school and college, I would definitely persuade Xiaobai not to give up so easily, and to find someone you like, and the other party also likes you.
However, after I went to work, I found that this kind of work was too difficult to find, and in the end, I could only be dragged down. β
"Someone came to persuade you to find a big difference and get married. It's impossible to have everything to your heart. β
"Forget your first love, unrealistic!"
Looking at the barrage, most people were persuading Bai Xiaofei to compromise.
Chen Mo has not been silent.
After waiting for a long time, he slowly spoke:
"Xiaofei, if I say, even if you get married to this girl, you won't be happy.
Do you believe it? β
"King Hang, have you ever been married? It's just such a blind bb! β
"Isn't marriage just a life of two people? Do you think you fell in love when you were in school? β
"That's how everyone gets married, Hang Wang, you're young, you don't understand."
"I think you're a little too sure of what you're saying."
"For the first time in my life, I feel that what King Hang said is wrong!"
"+1 upstairs!"
Bai Xiaofei seemed to be a little touched and asked:
"What do you mean by that?"
(PS: I wish you all a happy New Year's Eve!) οΌ
(End of chapter)
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