"Which song to play?" Wei Miao asked.

Lin Fang looked at Dongmo Tonggong, the ball commander's staff officer, and she said: "Just now the city lord of Kano said that he didn't like Penglai songs, so change the taste, don't put the Chinese style and ancient style first, and have some pop style." ”

"Okay, let's start with Eason Chan." Lin Fang nodded, "Ten years." ”

One of the singers who looks like an aunt is happy, and it's an honor.

Wei Miao pressed the phone a few times, and suddenly the prelude to the song sounded: Ding Ding Ding Ding ......

Soon, the song of "If those two words did not tremble" resounded throughout the hall, and the lord of Kano and the musicians could hear the taste of "hmm", and the guards without translators could also hear the emotion from the song, a kind of sadness.

"Ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, we were still the same, with a stranger......"

Doesn't that seem like a good response? Wei Miao glanced at a certain god of song with admiration, and Lin Fang also gave a thumbs up.

"Stop!!" The city lord of Kano suddenly roared, squirting out a thick fish bone, his fat was shaking, and he said unpleasantly: "How long ago was it, why are you so sad?" Make a mountain out of a molehill! Sick. Don't let me hear this song again. ”

Because of the role of the translator, the city lord spoke Mandarin, and the smile of a certain god of song froze.

Dongmo Tonggong hurriedly explained: "Kano City Lord, that's right, the average lifespan of earthlings is only about 70 earth-years, so ten years is a long time for them. The average life expectancy of the Fairers has long been more than 300 Fair-years, of which the "prime" is more than 250 years.

"The average life expectancy is only 70 years, and you still spend time grieving?" The city lord of Kano was even more angry, "Stupid! ”

Dozens of guards slapped their fishbone guns and shouted in unison: "Stupid! ”

Dongmo Tong Bow: ( ̄_, ̄)

"Next!" The musician shouted the order.

"Then there's an English song." Lin Fang looked at Wei Miao, "Give him a Bohemian Rhapsody." ”

"Bohemian Rhapsody", envied and admired by a group of rock stars, is Queen's famous song, a masterpiece of masterpieces.

Wei Miao operated again, and immediately, the queen's singing voice sounded in this alien hall: "This is real life? Or is it an illusion? ”

Everyone on earth enjoys listening to it, and this is the best kind of song, unbeatable, impeccable.

"Mom, I just killed someone. Put a gun to his head, pull the trigger, and now he's dead......"

"Hmm, hmm......" The two big ears of the city lord of Kano wrinkled again and again, and before a song could reach its climax, he roared with fish bones: "It's ugly! I don't know what I'm talking about.,Murderous and clownsome.,I hate this kind of meaningful lyrics the most.,Do you have any ideas to sing it directly? Still killing, are you worthy of your mother? Unfilial things. ”

Lin Fang's forehead had an extra forbearance number, and Dongmo Tong rolled his eyes, the structure was different, the structure was different......

The singers obeyed the advice and didn't dare to make a sound, Wei Miao thought of something and said actively: "Then why don't you have a song by Jay Chou, "Listen to Mother"?" As soon as he heard the song when he got to Earth, he liked it.

"Yes." Lin Fang said, "That song is very filial. ”

One of the singers suddenly thought, "Oh, that's good."

Soon, another song sounded: "Listen to your mother, don't let her get hurt, you want to grow up quickly to protect her." ”

"Bad Song !!" The city lord of Kano interrupted violently, becoming more and more irritable, "Mom, how old are you and still listen to your mother, are you a mother's boy?" Your mother got hurt when she found out. Who sang it, there was no one! I'll slap him to death! ”

"No......" Wei Miao said hurriedly, "This is sung to children." ”

"Don't children be independent and self-reliant?" The city lord of Kano slapped the stone chair excitedly, "Do you still want to rely on your mother for the rest of your life?" Rubbish! ”

A certain singer shrank. Lin Fang and Dongmo Tong glanced at each other, (""")(=. ＝）

"Next!" The musician said again, and the three of them continued to let go of others.

"You're Not Really Happy," Mayday

Kano City Lord: "You know a hammer, I eat fish and thorns every day, why is it not really happy?" ! ”

Rolling in the Deep, Adele

Lord of Kano: "A fire is burning in your heart?" Aren't you going to spontaneously combust and die? Simile? I don't like metaphors! ”

"Glory Days", Beyond

Kano City Lord: "'May there be no distinction between you and me in this land?'" 'Are you trying to say that there is something wrong with our castle lord system!?' This universe is unfair, some planets are big, some planets are small, do you dicks understand! ”

Not Afarid, Eminem

Kano City Lord: "Sing so fast, what am I listening to?" There are so many foul words, do you understand civility and politeness! ”

Love Story, Taylor Swift

Kano City Lord: "Such a pretentious song, you still have to pay to listen to it?" I don't ask you to compensate me for my hearing loss, just snicker! ”

Pop, rock, blues, rap, folk...... Chinese, English, Japanese, Mauritian Creole...... All of them were sprayed as garbage by the Lord of Kano.

The earthlings don't want to say anything anymore.

"Are you here to make trouble?" The city lord of Kano muffled, and the guards squirted one after another: "Look for a fight." "You're so ugly." "Disgusting."

"It's wasted so much of my time, I've listened to so many garbage songs, and I'm going to have these rotten melodies ringing in my head now......" The more the Kano City Lord spoke, the more angry he became, and finally he was completely furious, and shouted: "Drag them all down and cut them down!" ”

The guards immediately raised their spears and aimed them at them.

The singers exclaimed, Lin Fang and Dongmo Tonggong were about to make a move, and the next song was randomly playing on their mobile phones.

The ghost-like folk song sounded: "The moon comes out and shines brightly, two mothers-in-law and one lang." The two of them will marry me together, and the three of them will share the same bed......"

"Slow down, don't move!" The city lord of Kano suddenly stopped the guards, his eyes widened, this song?

The crowd was also puzzled, what is this...... Ghost?

The singing continued to resound, a man and a woman sang in duet, male: "This fat woman is fat, her butt is up to a big wine tank, and she has to hold three big arms at the bottom of her waist, and she walks and sways." Female: "This little brother is a layman, he really doesn't know how to have no vision, if he begs my fat mother-in-law, he will give you the fragrance to sleep late." ”

Dongmo Tong's bow almost spit out violently, this and this, this and this who wrote the lyrics!! Did you write for the worst song in the universe?

"Two Mothers-in-law and One Lang." Lin Fang frowned and asked Wei Miao: "Say, why do you have this kind of song on your phone?" ”

"That's your phone." Wei Miao said.

Those singers who know Chinese are all about to collapse, as if they have been thrown into the mountain of knives and thrown into the oil pot, this is a song, this is also a song......

I! Hate! Song! Crooked!

Old Universe Master, let all the songs of the whole universe be annihilated, please!

(It is understood that 99% of human beings who search for "Two Mother-in-law and One Lang" because of curiosity, watch the MV and listen to the song, will go insane.) "No, I've seen it, it's okay." And there will always be people who say that, but they don't know that they are already in a psychiatric hospital gown. ）

"One is fat and the other is thin, and they can dance rhythmically, and the two of me can see it, and I will eat back to the pot tonight."

But the Fairs listened in a mesmerized manner, and the guards danced in threes to the rhythm of the song, swinging their spears from one spear to the next.

The city lord of Kano lay down comfortably on the stone chair, caught one delicious rotten fish after another and threw it into his mouth, not a single bone spit out.

The duration of a song is usually 3-4 minutes.

4 minutes passed, and the devastated crowd found that it was not over yet, why was it not over yet!

Six minutes have passed, and everyone's internal organs have been shattered inch by inch, and they are not over yet.

Eight minutes passed, and everyone ......

10 minutes, 12 minutes...... At 13.5 minutes, the song was finished. But a group of Chinese singers are still foaming at the mouth and poking themselves in the ears.

"The !! of the best songs in the universe" The city lord of Kano roared in ecstasy, "Okay, what kind of earth are you, you're quite talented." ”

Dong Motong looked at Lin Fang with a dead corpse face, "Is there any other choice?" ”

"You have to accept the diversity of the universe." Lin Fang said, "There are also races that don't like to listen to beautiful women sing." ”

"You'll like it." She cut off.

Wei Miao: "......"

"Kano City Lord, how much do you say this song is worth?" Lin Fang asked. Dongmo Tonggong is also looking forward to this.

"Hmph, you have such a good song, you actually hide it until the end and are willing to take it out." The city lord of Kano suddenly roared, "When I'm a fool!? Come on, deduct all those records, drag them down and cut them, and then throw them into the waste treasure river to feed the fish! ”

The guards immediately rushed to the crowd and pressed the fishbone guns in their hands!

The singers exclaimed again, and at this moment, Lin Fang pulled out the variable sword on his waist and swirled in a circle, and the thin line that could not be seen blocked all the blast energy and fish bones; Dongmo Tong drew a stun gun from his bow, bang bang bang, and after a few strokes, all the guards and musicians in the hall fell to the ground with a pop.

"Kano City Lord, I'm afraid you're going to bring down the average lifespan of your people." Lin Fang raised his sword forward.

"Mom, I just killed someone." Dong Motong changed his bow to a blaster, raised his gun forward, and sang "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Put the gun to his head, pull the trigger, and now he is dead." ”

"I'm not a mom boy!" Wei Miao took the opportunity to breathe.

"Uh......" The city lord of Kano looked down, his chest was pointed at by a red sword light, and he was also pointed at the muzzle of the gun.

Once those two people swung their swords and shots, he would definitely have a fire burning in his heart, burning through.

"If you move me, let alone Fairstar, you won't even be able to escape from Rotten Fish City." The city lord of Kano said angrily, "Everyone, sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, don't be impulsive. ”

"Have you ever heard that Penglai Star has a guy nicknamed 'Radiation'?" Dongmo Tonggong said.

"Radiation ......" The city lord of Kano was startled, and then looked at the guy named Lin Fang, and couldn't help but swallow a fish bone.

"Don't look at me like that, I know it's a secondary two." Lin Fang spread his hands, and the sword light swiped terrifyingly, "So I have always refused to accept it." ”

"What do you want?"

"Didn't you say it, we're here to sell records." Lin Fang pointed to the bags of records next to the stereo.

These street pirated discs are quite expensive when you buy them, 10 yuan for two. He added: "There are 30 collector's editions here, with all kinds of earth songs. Count you 500,000 Galaxy coins, and buy the electronic version of "Two Mother-in-law and One Lang", and the price of space jumping. ”

"Also," Tomo added, "10 tickets to the first 'Earth Concert' will be given, but the concert date is yet to be determined." The gods of song were silent.

"You are going to buy and sell strongly......" The city lord of Kano was so angry that he wanted to stand up, but gravity was also against him, and he was fat and couldn't get up.

"No, don't slander us." Lin Fang said, "But you just wanted to hack our record, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, we can kill you." ”

The city lord of Kano shrugged his ears, his face was ugly, and for the first time in his life, he felt that the fish bones were stuck in his throat and were uncomfortable......

It's not bad, and those rotten melodies echo in his head: "You're not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear"

How am I not really happy anymore!!