Chapter 17 His Trash, My Precious Pimple
In the darkness of space, the Divine Fortune made its way towards Fair.
"Ahh Lin Fang sneezed, "Is anyone thinking about me?" He looked around, and the main bridge was bustling with excitement, with the biggest stars drinking beer, singing and dancing. He reached out and grabbed a piece of cat hair fluttering in the air.
"Didn't Cat Dabao play with that crazy girl in the Gods Star?" He muttered.
Dongmo Tonggong happened to walk by, and said angrily: "I said a long time ago, this spaceship needs to be cleaned again." ”
Lin Fang immediately took out a broom from behind his back and gave it to her, "Give." ”
"......" Dong Motong turned around and walked away, "Don't disturb me, I'm thinking about the development of the earth." 'Resist', that's right, the Earth Anti-Demolition Team ......"
Lin Fang shouted to the superstars who were having fun: "It's time to clean up!" He gave each of them a broom, "Look how dirty you guys have made this place." ”
The gods of song wanted to speak and stopped, and they were already like this when they got on the boat. Of course, the crowd didn't say much, and got to work with brooms. After a while, a certain superstar took a small dirty stuffed bear cub and asked Lin Fang: "Captain, can you give this to me?" ”
Everyone suddenly realized that although these are garbage, they are alien garbage! How many people on Earth own? It's super precious.
"Can I take these chopsticks?" "Will you give me this slipper?" "Where's this takeout bag?"
"Okay, yes, okay, I'll send you." Lin Fang said again and again that they could have a good home, and he was also pleased.
A superstar happily fiddles with the stuffed bear, only to find a label on the back: Made in China...... She quietly tore off the label and threw it into the trash, and when she looked at it again, this doll from another planet was so cute!
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have entered the signal range of the 'Ansebo Communication Network' Fer base station." The endless joyful radio sounded.
Lin Fang, Dongmo Tonggong by the porthole, and Wei Miao in the cab all immediately took out their Ansebo mobile phones and pressed them.
"Delicious Planets has been updated." Lin Fang sat down on the sofa and started looking. If Earth could be on this show, there would be no worries about no diners.
"Duo Noble Activities, Teleportation Pavilion Big Special!" Dongmo Tonggong exclaimed in surprise, "There are a lot of flying cars and spaceships!" ”
Wei Miao clicked on the live broadcast room of a certain Penglai female anchor, and she has been under a lot of pressure recently......
The singers continue to bury their heads in cleaning/treasure hunting.
(Bang bang bang on the inside of the engine room's hatch as if a voice was shouting something.) But no one paid attention. )
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According to the Galactic Federation's ratings, Fairstar is much more advanced than Earth, and in fact it may be so.
The planet was a little bigger than Earth, but it was far away from the stars of its galaxy like a spare tire that had been kicked open, and the sky was long in black and dirty everywhere. However, there is an Arsebo network, a spaceport for repairs and refueling of ships, and a supply depot in the Outlands.
Ships adventuring in the Outlands sometimes come to the port of the "junk planet" Rotten Fish City to rest, which also brings a variety of trades, intelligence, and opportunities.
When the Shenyun entered the Rotten Fish City spaceport, Lin Fang and the three of them poured baskets of garbage into the "Waste Treasure River" in the customs center in accordance with the laws here, all of which were beer bottles, Coke cans and other things that the singers didn't want.
In the eyes of the Fairers, there is nothing wrong with garbage, it is also of quality, and over time, they really don't know how much material they have earned.
Afterwards, the trio showed the musicians stationed in the port that they wanted to sell records, which accounted for a significant portion of the alien visitors.
"Our city lord is a guest today, let's go." The musician said, skeptical, "But you'd better really have some good songs." ”
"Yes, a lot." Lin Fang said, Dongmo Tong bowed and Wei Miao nodded.
The trio was actually setting foot here for the first time, but the Fairs were notoriously difficult to deal with, an irritable and fussy race.
It is said that at the beginning of their origin, there was only fish as food, in addition to catching fish to make the auditory sense strangely evolved, because they gnawed on fish in large gulps, and were stuck and pierced by fish bones every day, and those who couldn't stand it were eliminated, and those who survived gradually became not afraid of stuck fish bones, and also needed stuck fish bones.
That's why they hate soft foods, like eggs, that don't even have a bone!
Over time, the mouth and throat of the Fairs people will become very strong, and for a long time, some fish bones will be stuck in it, which can be squirted out at any time, and it can kill people.
So the three of them specially told the gods of songs, don't talk nonsense, just follow them.
I can't understand what to say? The singers are tempted to sing Hotel California's "This can be heaven or hell."
For them, everything on this journey is incredible, but it is really uncomfortable after getting off the ship, the air quality of this planet is poor, the gravity is strong, and every step they take is particularly difficult, and the old age is tired enough. And the temperature, cold to death, they all added several pieces of down, and it was like in the North Pole.
Let's take a look at these three aliens, except for "Wei Miao", who wears an extra warm suit, and the other two are casual clothes, what kind of human beings are these?
Led by the musician, the group took a flying car to a black cave palace in the city, the residence of the lord of Kano.
The flying car was parked in the empty courtyard in front of the reception hall, and as soon as everyone entered the hall, two columns of dozens of guards all looked at them, all of them were Fairers.
They were short and broad, and looked like a kind of baboon, but they had two large ears, a pair of earphones attached to their uniforms, and guns in the shape of fish bones.
At the top of the hall, the city lord of Kano sat on a stone chair, his fat loose and loose, and a row of iron rings on his mouth.
Next to him, there was a large pot of fish, some of which had eaten half of it, and it was bloody.
"What are you? Penglai people? The city lord of Kano raised his eyelids slightly, not very interested, "Hmm, Penglai song is ...... crepe"
"Lord Kano, we are from Earth." Lin Fang said in a loud voice, "Our song, I guarantee you haven't heard it yet." ”
"Oh?" The city lord of Kano grabbed the half of the fish and threw it into his mouth, and asked as he gnawed, "Earth?" Where? ”
"It's also in the Outlands, and we're neighbors." Dong Mo Tong Gong took over and pointed to the singers, "They are the best singers on our planet, and some of the songs in the records we want to sell are sung by them." ”
The singers all just smiled, looking at the mouth of the blood basin chewed by the city lord of Kano, the iron ring clanged, and some wanted to go back to Earth......
"Then put two on it." The city lord of Kano caught another fish to eat.
"Play the song." Lin Fang said.
Wei Miao immediately operated, put a set of earth speakers away, turned on the power supply, and connected the Apple mobile phone.
And Dongmo Tonggong handed over two universal translators that had been set up in the earth's language, and the city lord of Kano and the musician put them on respectively.
What song? Although the singers are all qualified to start a world tour to numbness, they are now full of nervousness for the first time in a long time, could it be their own songs? Will the Kano City Lord like it?