"Hey, isn't it Mr. Wei?"

As soon as Lin Fang pressed it to connect, the mobile phone didn't need to be put outside, they could all hear the angry voice, and the Galaxy language was translated into Mandarin by the mobile phone: "Our side is the Paradise of the Gods and Gods, your niece smashed many of our devices, come and take her away, and the compensation is 100 million." ”

"Niece?" Wei Miao was stunned, "I don't have a niece." ”

"You're wrong! Don't call again!! Lin Fang immediately hung up, and Dong Motong nodded again and again: "Wrong, wrong." ”

Wei Miao saw the two of them like this, how could she not understand, "You fill in my number and fill in the contact number of the girl's guardian!" ”

"Your words are so hard to understand." Lin Fang threw the phone back to him.

"Keep advertising." Dongmo Tonggong also walked away.

Wei Miao looked at her phone again, and piles of new information were pouring in, all of which were advertisements for mutual promotion: XXX Star's hair growth shampoo "Kill Baldness"; XXX Star has opened a new VR food stall "Eat a lot", which is characterized by the fact that you will not be able to eat as much as you eat; XXX Star launches the latest "Sleepy Continuing Worker" ......

XXX stars are different planets, but who cares where they are! Who needs this!

"Where did you put my number again?" Wei Miao just wanted to understand, and suddenly, the phone rang again, "Paradise of the Gods, it's calling again." ”

"Bring it!" Lin Fang snatched Wei Miao's mobile phone, took out an axe and smashed it to the ground with an axe, bang!

Wei Miao: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Dongmo Tong Bow: (~ ̄▽ ̄~)

A group of bigwigs resisted the urge to pounce on the pile of mobile phone parts, for the dignity of the earthlings......

……

"What the hell?"

Near the Fall system, on the main bridge of the Bloodknife.

The three giants looked at the newly received advertising message on the mobile phone and muttered: "Earth Farmhouse, do you want to get a pound for a pound if you eat?" He clicked on the coordinates and suddenly lost his anger, "It's so far away, how can you go." When you get to the step, you say that there is no discount, so far away should not come and come, you can't always leave without eating something, as soon as you eat it, it is a sky-high price! I've seen a lot of this kind of method, hmph, you can't fool me. ”

When it comes to being deceived, the three giants are angry.

The 50 million card debt didn't know how to be repaid, and was chased by a bunch of bounty hunters, and some unseeded crew members ran away with their burdens, saying that the Blood Knife would not last for a few days, either sold by his old cow, or smashed by someone.

He was really miserable by Lin Fang's gang of bastards! Those bastards...... When he finds them, they won't end well......

Suddenly, the radar of the helm console sounded an alarm, and the navigator looked at a circle of red dots on the navigation screen, and it was approaching rapidly, and suddenly exclaimed: "Captain, fifteen warp speed ships have appeared around, and we are surrounded!" ”

"Who, who? What a son of a bitch!? The three giants were a little panicked, but they couldn't let the crew see that he was a little panicked.

"Captain, multiple ships have sent communication requests......" the communicator at the communication station said nervously.

"Plug it in." The three giants waved their hands vigorously, what else could they do?

As soon as the communicator connected to the connection, many voices rang out:

"Old Niu, this is Changyou, tell me the whereabouts of Lin Fang!"

"Three giant bull power, we are burning the horn, where are Lin Fang?"

"Blood Screamer, immediately hand over Lin Fang and Dongmo Tong Bow! Otherwise, the Starscourge will devour you! ”

"I ......" The three giant bulls held their breath, but they knew that no one would believe them when they said that they had run away from the two of them, so they had to pretend to be serious and said: "Hehe, the rules on the rivers and lakes, my old cow understands." We don't need to fight you to the death, I'll send you the coordinates of Lin Fang and the others now......"

All of a sudden, what are the coordinates? Be remote and look like it's going on.

The three giants glanced at their mobile phones, and sent the coordinates of the earth to the spaceship, and the spacecraft distributed it again.

Almost immediately, another bunch of angry voices rang out from the communicator:

"Are you fools when we are!"

"Lao Niu, I'm sorry, I also received this spam message."

"Hurry up and tell me the whereabouts of Lin Fang and Dongmo Tonggong!"

……

It's been two days since the Earth Farm was advertised, and it's still in a state of swatting flies. There are more and more tourists from this star, and some aunts bring snakeskin bags to transport the fruits away. If this continues, the spaceport will be empty before any aliens come to visit.

Dongmotong is anxious, and many tech giants are also anxious.

With their status, they shouldn't be here, and they have a lot of things to do. But if you don't rely on this, your wealth empire will end in minutes, and you can mix something like a "rejuvenation pill", it is not comparable to money.

However, they are all high-execution people, and once they have set a goal, they will always look for opportunities.

The current situation can also be an opportunity.

"I have a little immature idea." At this time, in the main bridge of the Shenyun, a big man offered advice to Dongmo Tong: "If there are 100 million earthlings who advertise, and everyone forms a force on various interstellar websites, wouldn't it be better?" ”

"Yes." Lin Fang, who was watching the comics on the sofa next to him, said, "That's called the Water Army." ”

"Then we need 100 million Ansebo phones." The big guy said excitedly, "Our company is at the disposal of the alliance at any time......

The other bigwigs who were also here couldn't hold back, and laughed with each other: "Our company is too!" "In the case of mobile phones, we are the overlords of the earth." "I don't deny Tim's claims, but our company also has unique advantages."

"Guys, listen to me first." Dongmo Tonggong stopped them, "Why do you think we have the manufacturing technology for Ansebo mobile phones?" The bigwigs were stunned, and she said helplessly: "We also spent money to buy mobile phones, and everything in the spaceport is clear, and how many hoverboards are clear in the list." ”

There was another sentence she didn't say: If we had those technologies, would we be mixed up like this?

"Uh, you mean?" "You guys?" "Aliens?" The big guys looked at each other and didn't know what to do.

"Let's put it this way." Lin Fang interjected, "What kind of mobile phones do you have, can you still make them?" ”

Some bigwigs want to stop talking, but in fact, they can really ......

"I know you have a lot of talent in your company." Dongmo Tonggong lifted his Ansebo mobile phone, "But even if you give them a study, it's useless." ”

This principle is like giving an earth cell phone to a group of cave people, the most likely outcome is two things, they take something and smash it, such as a stone; Or they use it to smash other things, such as walnuts.

What should the bigwigs say, so that their mobile phones can continue to be sold? Seems pretty good too.

Suddenly, Dongmo Tonggong exclaimed: "Ah Fang, hurry up and get on the roaming network!" ”

"What?" Lin Fang took out his mobile phone suspiciously. Roaming.com is a popular website for travel guides and reviews of the Galactic Alliance, and they have registered the Earth before. He opened it and saw that the Earth page had just been approved for the first review, which had to be posted in the planet's Ansebo range.

The user of this review is called "Handsome Precious Worm", and the holographic avatar is a spider-legged thing.

It scored one out of ten stars, writing: "This planet is super remote, the planet managers are a few arrogant and boring guys, there is only one super small spaceport on the whole planet, and there is not even a mechanic robot in it, and the spaceship that harms me can't stop." It is said that it is a farmhouse, but all the fruit trees in the spaceport are born. The local people are very unfriendly, they will surround you and try to arrest you, which is super savage. I really don't recommend going to this kind of place, it belongs to spending money to find guilt, regret it. ”

And then there are a few more comments on this review:

"Thank you for the drug test, I received a spam message, I was quite interested, but I decided not to go after reading the evaluation."

"This kind of small planet usually has a very serious situation of stealing customers, alas, it is really difficult to find a truly pure and primitive place to feel nature."

"Seeing the +1 from the advertisement, it's very attractive to eat a pound and get a pound away, but the score is so bad that I don't dare to go."

Dongmo Tonggong was also brushing these comments, his face was already blackened, and he said: "I want to buy a quantum kitchen knife from Shangduo Noble, and when the 'handsome precious worm' is delivered, I will cut it with a knife when I sign for it." Do you have any comments? ”

"Yes." Lin Fang said in a deep voice, "Buy another hoe, cut it and bury it after you cut it." ”

Damn it!!!

Recently, the only alien who has really set foot on the earth is the old noble worm, which means that the earth is roaming the Internet, and it can only have its score. Now that it is sung like this, the earth is under such an evaluation, how can it do business!

Dongmo Tonggong gritted his teeth, boarded the Dolaibao, and searched for the quantum kitchen knife......

At this time, Lin Fang swiped out a new comment: "It is this planet that produced the song "Two Mother-in-law and One Lang", and I have the opportunity to go shopping." ”

"Two Mothers-in-law and One Lang"? The masterpiece of the earth, through their hands, the lord of Rotten Fish City Kano bought the broadcast rights, and it has become the latest favorite of Fairstar. Is this a message from the Fairers? He frowned, and found that this matter was not simple, so he immediately searched for the Internet and saw it.

"Second mate, quickly search for "Two Mothers-in-law and One Lang".

"What's wrong?"

Could it be that this worst song in history has also been used by the old noble worm to slander the earth? Dongmo Tonggong searched suspiciously, and saw ......