In the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Mr. President angrily sprayed a group of officials.

"Russia gets a spaceport, we get the threat of a bomb exploding at any moment? And that teleportation kiosk, right there! We can't get the technology for it? Where are our scientists? ”

The officials were silent, and the secretary of state had to say: "Mr. President, in fact most scientists have quit......

"Then we'll build a wall and fence it off!" The more Mr. President spoke, the more angry he became, and he gestured: "Yesterday a group of people teleported directly from Shanghai, which is too bad. We need to do something, something good. ”

"Mr. President, it's good that nothing is right now." "Polls show that what people want most now is to wait and see." ”

Since yesterday, led by the alien named Wei Miao, there has been an activity of "setting up a teleportation booth and visiting the spaceport" every day.

People all over the world have enthusiastically signed up to participate, including scientists, and the members of the contact team are already reluctant to leave the spaceport; There are celebrities, big names from all walks of life, especially a group of tech company bigwigs, all desperately striving for the blessings of alien black technology.

They know that the global tech industry is about to be reshuffled, and that the current tech giants can collapse overnight, and a small nameless company can rise overnight.

For example, the Acebo phone! If any manufacturer obtains this technology, other mobile phone manufacturers can switch to selling sweet potatoes.

There are also flying cars, airships, spaceships...... Let's talk about hoverboards or hovering swords, as long as they are launched on the market, they will absolutely and absolutely sweep the world.

So what could be more important in business than getting acquainted with an alien? No!

Mr. ...... President is also a businessman, how can he not understand that the general trend cannot be stopped. In fact, his daughter and son-in-law also went to the event, and they had a good relationship with the aliens, hoping to get the right to operate the hotel in the spaceport.

It's just that he has never lost in his life, but since he became president, there have been many troubles, and he really can't swallow this breath.

"What about the United States?" Mr. President pouted.

The officials looked at each other, and no one could answer.

As the old saying goes, "technology changes the world", when human beings are no longer trapped by the current productivity, and there is such a thing as a teleportation kiosk, the whole earth will inevitably merge together. You live in New York, you go out and spend 10 minutes in Shanghai for breakfast, then you go for a walk in Paris for 10 minutes, and then you go to Los Angeles to watch a movie and suddenly you don't want to watch it, and 10 minutes later you are at a comic con in Tokyo. At this distance, languages, customs, and cultures will gradually merge.

The concept of "city" will have a new interpretation, and how long can the concept of "state" exist......

Whether they want it or not, the Earth is undergoing a great change, and this great change is like the light of a supernova explosion, and no one can avoid it.

That's why Mr. President, who has only 5% approval in the polls, can still sit here, and no one cares anymore.

Seriously, they'd love to visit that spaceport!

……

"Welcome, this is the Baikal spaceport, I'm Bebe. I can see that you're here like you're in a new world, but remember, this is still Earth. Now for you guys to play the next song, Louis Armstrong's What A Wonderful World. ”

The spaceport is full of tourists, laughing and laughing.

Before forming a giant tree, they pick fruits to eat, holding hands and hugging the tree. In the lakeside playground, adults and children are competing to play hoverboards, flying around the venue, even if they accidentally fall, there is a repulsion field to support, and many people's dreams from "Back to the Future" have come true.

"I see green trees and red roses, and I see them blooming for you and me. I can't help but wonder how wonderful this world is. "I see the blue sky and the white clouds, bright and pleasant during the day, dark and holy at night." I can't help but wonder how wonderful this world is. ”

They took pictures in front of the Shenyun spaceship, and the smiles of the teenagers and girls were full of anticipation for the future, and one day, they would roam the stars in their spaceship, telling the aliens that we were from Earth.

"The rainbow in the sky, so brightly colored, reflected on the faces of people passing by. I saw my friends shaking hands and saying hello, and they were genuinely saying 'I love you'. I hear babies crying, and watching them grow up, they will learn far more than I do. I can't help but wonder how wonderful this world is. ”

The baby in the stroller cried, but the parents who pushed the stroller through the woods laughed. Not far away, a mother reindeer walked by with a herd of baby reindeer.

Flower petals fall in the breeze, paving the path that people have walked. If there is a heaven on earth, it is here.

"Stop! The soundtrack turns off ...... "Dongmo Tong bows with a dead fish-eyed dead appearance."

What to do so beautifully, in fact, it's completely swatting flies, okay! There was not a single alien in the audience, all of them were earthlings who drank and ate for nothing.

The seats that were supposed to be anchored in the alien spacecraft were also crowded with tourists from Earth, playing basketball, basking in the sun, walking the dog, and having a picnic...... The two masters were playing chess, and they watched the game in a circle, pointing and pointing. Next to it is a group of aunts dancing in the square.

Have you ever seen aunties square dancing to What A Wonderful World? Things are so strange here!

"Let me follow you." A physicist was rambling next to her, for a few days, "I can do chores, I can do any chores, I can sing: how beautiful the world is......"

Syllable! Dong Motong slapped it with a bow, and slapped this annoying guy unconscious, which was unpleasant.

Do loss-making business every day until you go bankrupt. She remembered the drink shop she had before...... That kind of thing must never happen again!

On the shore of a lake, Lin Fang was looking at the "Cosmic IQ Questions" in Ansebo's mobile phone, and a group of technology company bigwigs salivated at his mobile phone. He asked: "Xiao Ming has three elder brothers, the eldest brother is called Da Ming, and the second brother is called Er Ming, what is Xiao Ming's father's name?" ”

The bigwigs suddenly thought hard like a race, and a certain little man and big guy clicked in his heart: Is it me? But am I not only famous on earth?

"Unclear." Dong Motong bowed and said.

Lin Fang looked at her expressionlessly, "What about Xiao Ming's mother?" ”

"Blind." She said.

"You've read this IQ question book, you must have read it." Lin Fang muttered, "It's obviously the latest question set!" ”

"It's been a few days of swatting flies!" Dongmo Tonggong said angrily, "If you have a brain, think about what to do." She frowned and looked around, "You split that ball length system early, it might still have a little bit of use." ”

Well, Lin Fang unwillingly turned off the question set, "With them, what system do you want?" He was referring to a group of quiet, smiling security guards, "Don't think they don't know anything until they've been out of Earth, that's a lot like aliens." ”

Dongmo Tonggong looked at a small man, and Lin Fang said again: "Give him a chance, he can make a lot of treasures." ”

"Well, that makes sense...... Dong Mo Tong nodded, "We need to use the capable people on Earth." ”

(The physicist crawls over there: "I really...... Miscellaneous work is also OK ......")

"Hello." After greeting them, Dongmo Tonggong briefly said about the current situation, "Do any of you have any ideas?" ”

Bigwigs, you look at me, I look at you, who will say it first? Bill? Jack? Tim?

Although they are giants of the earth's business, the pressure is still quite high, because they know the Internet very well, but when it comes to farmhouses...... But it's also a commodity, and the principles of marketing are the same.

"I love the farmhouse." The little guy said, "Like Forrest Gump said in that movie, 'You can't make money by going whaling, you can only make money by catching small shrimps', I think your strategy is very good, starting from Small Business and establishing the brand of the earth." How to sell an item? It is necessary to accurately deliver the information of this product to potential customers and serve each customer well......"

Lin Fang and Dongmo Tonggong listened to it, and it was salmon from Norway and lobster from Argentina.

When the big guy said it, Lin Fang concluded: "He said that he wanted to advertise." ”

"Oh." Dongmo Tong bowed and groaned, who doesn't know about advertising, it costs money! "No way, let's send our own message." She said.

Without further ado, the two and a group of bigwigs agreed on the advertising words, and used their own Ansaibo mobile phones, also called Wuya and Beibei, and sent this advertisement to the entire known world of the Milky Way except for the Penglai Galaxy and the Penglai spacecraft.

[Good news, good news! Earth Farm Stay is here! Located in the outer region of the Galactic Alliance, the third planet in the solar system (coordinates here), during the opening of the discount, all items are 8.8% off, all ingredients eat a pound and get a pound free, and there are local singers singing on the scene.

High-quality service, pristine environment, simple civilization, for you to create the best farmhouse in the galaxy. Great value for money, all on earth!

For more information, please contact Mr. Wei (click here)]

Beep beep, all sent.

"Dear, it's done." "According to the feedback, 99.9% of the ads were defined as spam, and the target refused to receive them. ”

The big guys were silent, and Dong Motong said with a dark face: "It doesn't matter, do you know how many planets there are in the galaxy?" I don't know, I just know that there are hundreds of billions of stars alone. Hundreds of billions of galaxies! Even if only 0.1% of the civilizations in the Outlands were accepted, that would be a long number. ”

Before she finished speaking, suddenly, just so suddenly, Wei Miao rushed madly out of nowhere, holding up her Ansebo mobile phone.

"What did you do to my phone!!"

"It's voluntary." Lin Fang snatched his mobile phone, there was an incoming call, an unfamiliar number.

Dong Motong came over and said in surprise: "Hurry up, pick it up!" ”