A reporter calculated that the total time from the start of the construction of the express ship to the completion of the entire spaceport is 12 minutes. It's almost the same as a courier calling you to "go downstairs to collect the delivery", and then you rub for a while, and he urges you, you ask him to wait, he scolds you, you go to sign for it, and he drives away.

But the quality of the work that was built in 12 minutes is probably much higher than that of any earthling. What a promise! It simply is.

At this time, the Shenyun was moored in a small ship in the spaceport, and everyone followed Lin Fang and the three of them to walk around.

"It seems to be a little empty." Wei Miao wondered.

"Of course the spaceport is empty." Lin Fang disagreed.

When they came to the synthesis tree, they couldn't help but stop. The largest tree on earth has become this tree, which is more than 200 meters tall and has a base diameter of nearly 60 meters, which is larger than some urban high-rise landmarks, but the hanging branches and leaves are reachable, and the fruit is shaken by the wind.

"Can you eat these fruits?" A female celebrity asked.

"Eat as much as you want." Lin Fang reached out and picked an apple, stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite, "It is said that they have beauty effects." ”

This time, all the female stars pounced on it violently, which was even more fierce than entering the peach orchard of the Queen Mother of the West. These aliens may be hundreds of years old, but they still look so young, don't they rely on beauty maintenance?

Suddenly, a cargo airship flew over, and everyone eating the fruit was stunned...... What a big spider!

The reporters hurriedly took pictures, this is what extraterrestrial life should look like!

"A bunch of hillbillies." The old noble insect muttered angrily, and rushed towards it in an airship, "Install the teleportation booth." ”

Everyone thought that this giant phone booth of about 10 square meters would be faster to install, but the old expensive worm was really busy.

After the spaceport is installed, he is a spaceship and an airship, half a circle around the earth, and the other two teleportation kiosks are installed on the shore of Battery Park in New York, where you can see the Statue of Liberty at a step, and the other is installed on the Bund in Shanghai, and you can see the Oriental Pearl Tower at a step.

It took the old noble worm an hour to finish this, 30 of which were spent on getting rid of the shocked, sensational, screaming local primitives who were filming him with a mentally handicapped phone. Then, he adjusted the space folding parameters, and set a password according to the customer's wishes to prevent those primitive people from messing around.

"Alright." The old noble insect is impatient to say.

"Try it." Everyone walked into the teleportation pavilion, except for Lin Fang and the three of them, everyone was quite nervous, and someone asked the question of whether they would break them down first.

"No, it won't." Dongmo Tong's bow pressed a few times on the panel, and with a ding, a light lit up around him.

In an instant, everyone felt that they had changed places, and outside the transparent glass on all sides of the pavilion, groups of human compatriots were staring at them, some holding English signs, and some saying "Oh my God", it was New York.

In order to make sure that there was no problem, Dongmo Tonggong tried a few more times, transmitted back to the spaceport, to Shanghai, to New York, to the spaceport, to New York, Shanghai......

So the people who were surrounding the pavilion saw that they had disappeared, they had reappeared, they had disappeared, they had reappeared......

"It's all done, sign for it."

In the Baikal spaceport, the old noble worm took Lin Fang's signature, and walked towards the airship without looking back.

"Say a few words." Dong Motong bowed and whispered to Lin Fang, "As the ball captain, say something uplifting and pat." ”

Lin Fang nodded, put down the pineapple in his hand, and said proudly to the reporters' cameras: "I announce that the Baikal spaceport is officially opened." This is a small port in the galaxy, but it is a big port for mankind. Although it only costs 35 million, at some point in the future, it will be worth at least 100 million! ”

Everyone cheered and applauded, their faces were full of excitement and anticipation, and they were bang!

They have accepted the Earth Alliance, at least they don't have to worry about flight delays and sleeping in the terminal for a night.

"That's right." Dong Mo Tong Gong hurriedly pushed Lin Fang away, "When?" It's when alien tourists come in waves, and this planet is hotly populated! ”

The applause of the crowd is even greater, a new world, a new era.

At the same time, the express ship in the sky rushed into space, and at the same time lowered the radio voice of the old noble worm: "Who will come to this remote, backward and boring place to play?" Do you want to block yourself? Please don't come! In addition to an intelligent management system, the spaceport doesn't even have a mechanic robot, so you're going to use those primitive people to run it, right? Also, the name Beibei is so bad, wait for the bankruptcy to go home and sell sweet potatoes! ”

"......" everyone looked at the sky.

Wei Miao finally understood why it was so empty, there were no robots! Didn't a small cleaning robot give away either, so who would clean it?

Lin Fang and Dong Motong glanced at each other.

Why is the courier's temper so big these days? Complain, resolutely complain!

……

In the past few days, the number of unemployed people on the planet has skyrocketed, including almost all UFO research experts.

Because when a group of singers talk to the host on various talk shows about how they sat in the alien spaceship and how they got to the alien planet; A group of female celebrities also talked about how they resisted Cat Dabao on various programs, how they got on the spaceship to witness the completion of the Baikal spaceport, the teleportation booth, and the spider alien; There was also a group of reporters scrambling to come up with a bunch of photos and videos. The aliens also go around in person.

In this case, UFO research experts know that it is better to sell sweet potatoes at home, and it is more needed by this society.

Some scientists have also embarked on a journey back home.

Because when they look at the images, they estimate that it will take them at least eight lifetimes to figure out what is going on, and that they will not announce the results as scientists, but archaeologists. Let's go home and plant sweet potatoes, there are a lot of people selling sweet potatoes.

"I can't do it." An anthropologist who was once part of the contact team told reporters, "Do you think we can win even if all of humanity is united in resistance?" I see them as fully capable of spreading a deadly virus against humanity and cleansing the planet to what they want it to be. But they didn't, so I chose to believe them. Earth Alliance, why not? ”

Yes, more and more people believe in them, whether it's Homo sapiens or aliens, hurry up and give us Acebo mobile phones.

The rebels are about to collapse, and all the governments of the earth are in trouble, and the leaders are so worried that their hair has turned into no hair.

As for the cat, it continues to be the attention of many animal protection organizations and cat lovers, and as long as it calls, they are willing to go to the decaying empire to massage it.

People don't care so much, let them toss, or let them toss the cat, so that it doesn't have time to toss others.

……

The Eiffel Tower still stands on the top of the hill of the Cat'er Thorn City, and since it costs money to hire the construction team to move it back, Lin Fang left them alone for the time being.

"Meow." Mao Dabao returned to the Golden Hall of the Emperor of the Elysee Palace, but the scene here is no longer the same as before, there is no throne, no palace maid, only the east wind that blows the cat's hair. It still owns the place, but the country is dead.

It is a big treasure, the dignified founder of the country, and has become the king of the dead country, how can he be worthy of the first emperor?

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, it looked at the door, it was Xiao Yu, "Meow, you are still a little loyal to me." ”

"Uh......" Xiao Yu wanted to talk and stopped, in fact, he came to get the express, he bought a few packs of snacks on Taobao before, SF Express free shipping, and the delivery address was filled in here.

Mao Dabao looked at him, and a great plan for recovering the country was born, "Boy, do you want to learn real spiritual energy cultivation?" ”

"Huh?" Xiao Yu was stunned.

"Frankly, your talent looks good, and you guys are all from any team." Mao Dabao's eyes looked at him sharply, "It's just that there is no spiritual guidance grass on the earth, and you have no method, so you are mixed like this." with me, if you want to get stronger, with me. Bow girl and Lin Fang were all my apprentices. ”

Xiao Yu reacted, surprised and delighted, "Really? May I? ”

"You, and the guy who likes to shout at me to break." Cat Dabao recalled, "I can feel that guy has a great spiritual root, meow." As long as you learn from me, maybe you won't be worse than Lin Fang's bastard......"

"Brother Xiao, you mean Brother Xiao, he is the strongest among us! But. Xiao Yuzheng was excited, but sighed gloomily: "After the battle in Paris, Brother Xiao went back to his hometown to sell sweet potatoes. Catherine, the second best of us, went to be the referee of the Laughing Match; Sister Han Yue, she went to do a live broadcast of betta; Mike Osmon, back in the U.S. to play in the NBA......"

"Then assemble, assemble everyone!" Cat Dabao jumped on top of his head and let out a string of wild laughs: "Meow hahaha, wait and see, cat group!" Establish!! ”

Cat group? Xiao Yu thought about it, uh, it seems that it can, not in the ranks of the zodiac. Now the rats have changed back.